[1V1 Slapstick, Everyone is Crazy, Five Elements缺德 (Unscrupulous), Face-slapping Satisfying Story] Shen Zhaozhao just slept with a man, but when she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into a be...
Chapter 76 To hell with his face!
Gu Xuanchen looked at Shen Zhaozhao, who was blocking the middle of the quiet passage, and then glanced at Yan Qiubai behind her, who was pale-faced and looked like he was about to die on the spot at the entrance of the elegant pavilion. A surge of anger rushed to his head.
In the past, this woman was like a stubborn plaster that he couldn't shake off, and he found her extremely annoying. But now, she was openly flirting with his junior uncle who had just left the sect and whose murderous aura hadn't completely dissipated.
No matter how I look at this scene, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Gu Xuanchen's gaze was fixed on Yan Qiubai, but he was still wary of the other party's Nascent Soul stage cultivation and the lingering power of the "Living Yama," so he could only bite the bullet and barely maintain a polite facade: "Junior Uncle."
Yan Qiubai didn't hear the "honorific title" at all.
He was in a state of complete daze, with only his pupils trembling wildly.
He gripped Shen Zhaozhao's eager hand tightly and shook his head frantically with all his might!
No, absolutely not!
Even if Yan Qiubai had left the sect, he would never do something like pulling down a man's underwear!
If word gets out, how will he ever be able to face people in Lingzhou again?!
And what if Qingyi found out? What would she think of him?!
They'd definitely think he's a pervert!
Shen Zhaozhao stumbled from his tug, turned her head irritably, and glared at him fiercely, her eyes clearly saying, "You coward! Stop babbling! If you don't do it now, it'll be too late! Hurry up and do it!"
The two of them were pulling and flirting wildly right under Gu Xuanchen's nose, exchanging glances and communicating silently. Their clingy behavior, seemingly oblivious to everyone else, made Gu Xuanchen feel an indescribable sourness mixed with the anger of being ignored, which almost drove him to the brink of madness.
The words that came out of his mouth carried a sharp and sarcastic tone that he himself was unaware of.
"Oh."
"Junior Uncle, I have always held you in high esteem. I originally thought there was some misunderstanding between you and Junior Sister Wan'er. But now it seems..."
"It's just that he was blinded by lust."
After saying that, Gu Xuanchen's eyes revealed a hint of disdain: "However, this woman had been clinging to me for a while. Junior Uncle, a dignified Nascent Soul cultivator, I never thought that in matters of love, you would have to ask a junior for leftovers?"
Shen Zhaozhao: "..."
Yan Qiubai: "..."
The air fell silent for a moment.
Shen Zhaozhao rolled her eyes dramatically, but before she could even start criticizing, she felt Yan Qiubai, who was shaking his head wildly like a leaf in the wind, suddenly freeze.
The next second, the "I'm devastated" expression on the man's face vanished instantly, replaced by a furious look of someone who had been forcibly smeared with dirty water!
To hell with your face!
Screw your morals!
This idiot pointed his finger at him and called him "blinded by lust," and he still has no self-respect!
"Ha, I'll show you what true 'foolishness' really is today!"
Yan Qiubai moved with the speed of a ghost. Gu Xuanchen only felt a blur before his eyes, and then a sharp pain suddenly came from the back of his neck!
"Well!"
Gu Xuanchen didn't even manage a proper groan before he fell straight to the ground.
A strange rustling sound, like fabric rubbing, came from inside the private room. A short while later…
"Splash!"
A cup of ice-cold tea was splashed precisely onto Gu Xuanchen's handsome face.
"Cough, cough..."
Gu Xuanchen was choked and suddenly opened his eyes. His consciousness was still a little hazy. He blinked in confusion, and water droplets dripped down his eyelashes.
Once the gaze focused, the first thing that caught the eye was Shen Zhaozhao's radiant smile that screamed "I've succeeded in causing trouble," and next to her, Yan Qiubai... well, a complex expression that was a mix of subtle guilt and a "what the heck" attitude.
Gu Xuanchen was stunned for a full three breaths.
"What...do you want to do?"
Gu Xuanchen's voice was filled with shock, anger, and humiliation. He struggled to sit up, but found that his spiritual power was temporarily locked by something. He could only lean back in his chair in a sorry state, staring at the two bastards in front of him!
Shen Zhaozhao crossed her arms and looked down at him, a wicked smile spreading across her face: "Senior Brother Gu, don't you... feel like something's missing?"
Gu Xuanchen was taken aback by her question and subconsciously lowered his head.
His outer robe was still there, and so was his inner garment... but that last piece of fabric that clung to his skin, maintaining his last shred of dignity...
An indescribable chill and emptiness swept over his body, making his scalp tingle even more than if he had been stripped naked and thrown into a bustling city!
"You...you..."
Gu Xuanchen's voice cracked, a mixture of shock and anger, and a hint of panic that he himself was unaware of.
He stared intently at Shen Zhaozhao, his eyes almost bleeding, completely unable to comprehend the thought processes of this crazy woman and Yan Qiubai, this pair of lunatics!
"What exactly do you want?!"
Shen Zhaozhao's expression was solemn and very sincere: "I'm going to use your underpants as a mystery item and sell them at the pre-auction to exchange for spirit stones."
"..."
The color drained from Gu Xuanchen's face in an instant, leaving him deathly pale, as if he had just been dug out of a grave. His lips trembled, and he couldn't utter a single word for a long time.
He didn't faint on the spot; it was purely because he was holding on with the last bit of dignity he had as the chief disciple of the Tianyan Sect and a candidate for future sect leader.
The scene before my eyes began to blur and float, and a fishy, sweet taste rushed straight to my throat.
Gu Xuanchen frantically tried to comprehend this utterly absurd scene, his mind nearly shut down.
Shen Zhaozhao... what is she after?!
Just because of that "obsessive clinging" that he used to completely disregard?
She's gone completely insane because he rejected her?!
Doesn't she know the consequences of doing this?!
Is she courting death?!
Shen Zhaozhao seemed to accurately receive the shock and humiliation mixed in his eyes, and with a sneer, she sneered.
"What? Senior Brother Gu, are you thinking of rushing to Elder Qingxuan to seek justice?"
She slowly pointed to the "evidence" in Yan Qiubai's hand: "Fine, go ahead."
"However, I don't know if you'd be embarrassed to ask him to take your underpants back, since my junior uncle and I pulled them off together."
Gu Xuanchen felt as if an invisible hand was tightly gripping his neck. All his roars and threats instantly stopped, causing him to see stars before his eyes and almost choking on his breath.
He clenched his fists so tightly that his nails dug deep into his palms, barely managing to suppress the gushing blood.
No, he absolutely cannot let Elder Qingxuan know about this absurd thing!
If this gets out... forget about the position of sect leader, he'll be nailed to the pillar of shame and ridiculed by the entire Lingzhou!
An overwhelming sense of shame gripped him like a poisonous vine, almost suffocating Gu Xuanchen. He abruptly raised his head, his eyes flashing with the final, desperate struggle and ferocity of a trapped beast, his voice hoarse: "Absurd!"
"You're saying this thing is mine, so it...it's mine?!"
"You're just spouting empty words and defaming people's innocence. Who would believe your one-sided story, you madman?!"