The Dragon Clan's most beloved little princess transmigrated. As soon as she was born, her scumbag father looked at her once and declared his intention to divorce her mother. It turned out that...
Su Tiantian took out a large megaphone and started playing a recording.
"Follow the new director, we'll all become national treasures."
Anyone who tries to eat human flesh will immediately become a ghost.
After cleaning up the simpler areas, Su Tiantian and her family went to the parrot area.
The leader was an African grey parrot, which had been observing the Su family ever since they arrived.
The parrots in the parrot area all have intact wings, so they all fly high up on the branches.
If humans come, they either curse or poop on the ground.
As the Su family began cleaning, a cockatiel flew onto Su Tiantian's head and defecated.
Bird droppings landed in front of Su Tiantian, and the cockatiel had already flapped its wings and flown back to its flock. There were more than ten cockatiels, and they all looked similar, making it difficult to tell which one had just been there.
Su Tiantian sighed: "I told you all to cooperate properly, why won't you listen?"
Su Tiantian looked at Liu Xue and said, "Grandma, it's your turn."
Liu Xue smiled, glanced at the parrots and gave a cold laugh, then took out a flag from her bosom and unfurled it.
Go have fun.
Liu Xue muttered incantations, and a plume of black smoke flew out of the flag, splitting into wisps of black smoke that flew towards the parrots.
The parrots panicked and flapped their wings, trying to escape.
They screamed in panic.
"Ahhh—don't come any closer, what is this—"
"Get away, get away! Boss, something's inside me..."
"Help! Help!"
"I curse your great-uncle's third aunt's fourth aunt..."
"Spit your mother's @#¥%%..."
The parrots' voices were a mix of old and young, male and female, a cacophony of screams and curses, creating quite a spectacle.
But soon, many parrots fell from mid-air.
Many of them seemed to be coming into the world for the first time, stumbling and falling as they walked.
They lost control of their bodies; their bodies were controlled by evil spirits.
The African parrot kept dodging, its eyes fixed on Su Tiantian, looking for an opportunity to attack.
Su Tiantian took out a bag of nuts and calmly poured some into the trough.
"I advise you to calm down. If you want to become parrot soup, then go ahead."
"Although I don't normally hit the elderly and children, if you insist that I hit you, I can only reluctantly do so."
Su Tiantian wasn't worried about losing at all. This parrot had the intelligence of a child, about three years old, and was very domineering and unreasonable. It loved to tease humans.
The grey parrot stopped its attack upon hearing Su Tiantian's words and flew to a branch where it stood still.
The grey parrot thought to itself: She's more powerful than the previous ones, and she's brought so many powerful people with her. I'll hold back for now and deal with her properly after these powerful people leave.
That's what grey parrots used to do.
The other parrots had fallen completely silent.
Liu Xue clapped her hands and raised her chin: "It's done."
Su Tiantian smiled and went over to hug Liu Xue: "Thank you, Auntie."
Liu Xue affectionately patted Su Tiantian's head.
Moving on to the next location, the Wolf Zone.
The alpha wolf is a blind male wolf, and there are fifteen wolves in total.
The wolf area has the highest number of bite incidents.
Bai Meng's appearance did not completely frighten the wolf pack.
Led by the blind wolf, the wolf pack's vanguard remained wary of Bai Meng, while the other wolves circled around to the rear, preparing to attack the Su family's weak points.
Liu Xiaohua, Zhou Chunmei, Li Xue, and others realized that the people in this place were the weakest, so they planned to strike first and take hostages to reverse the situation.
It's not that silly parrot.
"You're really too disobedient. I know your old arms and legs can still work, I know you're agile and hard to catch, I know you're ruthless and have no weaknesses, but don't you want to think about it again?"
Su Tiantian spoke with a smile, her tone a mix of praise and threat that made it difficult to discern whether she was complimenting or threatening.
The blind male wolf stared at Su Tiantian, a hint of doubt in his eyes.
With just a glance from the blind male wolf, the entire pack of wolves stopped moving at the command it gave.
Su Tiantian took out two medicine packets and placed them on the ground, revealing an evil smile as she said, "We've already beaten those people before, but beating them won't work on you. I'm going to give you a gentler path to choose from."
The blind male wolf stared at Su Tiantian and thought: Is this person crazy? Does she think it's easy to talk to? Does it have to listen to what she says?
"One of these two packets of medicine is for sterilizing you; once you smell it, you'll never be able to have a baby again. The other packet is for making you impotent; once you smell it, you won't be able to have a baby even if you want to. How about that? Am I gentle?"
Su Tiantian said with a smile.
Before the blind wolf could react, her family members started coughing.
Su Chengguo choked on her saliva.
The Su brothers all blushed a little.
Su Dahai also felt his face flush red.
Everyone looked at Su Tiantian and sighed, "The child has really grown up."
In their eyes, Su Tiantian has always been that little girl who never grew up.
But in reality, Su Tiantian is already twenty-one years old, and she knows everything that adults should and shouldn't know.
The male wolves in the pack tucked their tails between their legs and retreated slightly.
The blind male wolf also recovered from his shock.
It has gained intelligence but cannot speak yet, which has completely baffled it.
In the past, people came and went either to defeat them and make them submit.
Either treat them gently and kindly, hoping to make them submit.
They had never seen anyone like Su Tiantian before, and those who understood her words were all frightened.
"Wailing Gull—"
A wolf growled softly, asking its leader what to do.
They don't want to lose their reproductive ability; they want to have babies! Now that they have the chance to leave the zoo, they even want to be the alpha wolf themselves...
If a wolf becomes a eunuch, what's the point of its life?
"Hey, if you haven't thought it through, then stand aside. You're so smart, yet you don't care about hygiene. Look how filthy this house is. I was thinking of bringing in a few beautiful female wolves, but now I think I'll pass. Let's not make them suffer."
Su Tiantian said this while expressing her disdain.
The wolves who understood immediately brightened up.
The blind male wolf stared at Su Tiantian, completely disbelieving that she would do such a thing.
Su Tiantian pointed and said, "Several areas here are empty and waiting for animals to move in. If we could separate them out, it would expand the area considerably. If you don't want to, then forget it."
"Stand aside. After we finish cleaning and distributing the grain, our family will leave. Anyone who dares to bite my family will be permanently disqualified from having children. No matter how powerful your eldest brother is, can he bring your impotent penis back to life? Remember, the eldest brother is the eldest brother, but your penis is your own."
Su Tiantian calmly and kindly persuaded the wolves, and they began to waver.
The blind male wolf was dumbfounded and couldn't think of an attack for a moment, so the entire wolf pack stood in a row against the wall.
Everyone stared wide-eyed as the Su family efficiently cleaned up the park.