Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 15 Who said I don’t know anything? Isn’t this coming?!

Huo Linxiao looked at Xia Yiqian, who used to be as proud as a little peacock and kept causing trouble for him, and suddenly became lonely. He pursed his lips and wanted to comfort her, but he didn't know what to say because he had never comforted anyone before.

But Xiao Chen's little peacock suddenly became energetic, pointing at the TV with excitement, "I can do this!"

Huo Linxiao looked over and saw a figure in yellow Taoist robes on TV, his fangs bared and his claws threateningly bared. He chanted, "Heavenly Fire Thunder God, thunder falls from the five directions. Earthly Fire Thunder God, slay demons and exorcise evil spirits. Evil spirits, leave immediately. Report to the Emperor. Hurry and obey the command!"

A bolt of lightning shot out from the fingertips and struck a shadow not far away.

A miserable scream came from the shadows, "Ah——!"

Afterwards, the ferocious Taoist priest retracted the peach wood sword in his hand, tilted his head slightly, and said to the camera in a very serious manner: "The evil spirit has been eliminated. Donor Liu, there is no need to worry anymore. You can move in."

The whole process was very formal, as if it was a grand French ceremony.

However, there was only a scream from the shadow that was struck by his lightning, and no other reaction. Huo Linxiao felt like he was watching a science fiction movie without special effects.

Huo Linxiao: ...

The housekeeper stood behind him and reminded him quietly at the right moment, "Mr. Huo, that's a relatively well-known metaphysical live variety show. The theme is to truly use metaphysical methods to solve non-scientific problems.

Just because of the participation of popular stars, this variety show has caused considerable controversy.

What Miss Xia said...maybe it really works."

The housekeeper already knew that Xia Yiqian was the master who saved Huo Linxiao. It would definitely be no problem for a real master to fool people in this kind of fake metaphysical program.

No matter how controversial the show is, it can’t withstand the huge traffic!

Huo Linxiao felt his forehead throbbing as he watched the Taoist priest on TV, who was clearly dancing with a peach wood sword but looked more like he was performing a shamanic dance.

But he really couldn't stand Xia Yiqian's nagging, so he had to take a step back and agree.

"Okay, I'll ask someone to arrange for you to get in."

Huo Linxiao has always had a strong execution ability. After promising Xia Yiqian, he made arrangements that afternoon.

Assistant Zhang came to Xia Yiqian with a contract. He placed the contract on the coffee table and pushed it in front of her, "Ms. Xia, from today on, I will be your assistant and cooperate with you in your work.

If you have any requirements, please tell me directly and I will do my best to help you.

This is the contract with the "Heaven and Earth" production team. Please take a look and sign if it's okay."

Although Xia Yiqian had been awake for several days, she still felt that simplified Chinese characters could cause blindness.

Assistant Zhang explained at the right time: "There is generally no problem with the contract. Huo's legal department has already reviewed it.

Since you are not signed to an agency, all income from the show belongs to you except for taxes.

You can sign with confidence.”

The rest are nonsense, Xia Yiqian only likes the last sentence.

She pretended to look at it, picked up the pen and signed her name.

After Assistant Zhang collected the contract, he said, "Then I'll pick you up tomorrow morning to go to the set. If you need props like yellow paper or cinnabar, you can let me know in advance and I'll buy them for you."

Xia Yi had a dull expression on her face, and her voice was calm and collected: "No need."

If she was just dealing with an evil spirit as serious as the little ghost that was about to disappear on TV yesterday, she wouldn't need anything.

"Okay!" Assistant Zhang pulled out an ID card from his pocket and pushed it in front of Xia Yiqian. "This is the ID card I just issued for you. You can use it in many places when you travel. It's best not to lose it, otherwise it will take several days to get a replacement."

When Xia Yiqian saw the blue ID card on the table, her eyes suddenly lit up.

She remembers this thing!

Almost everyone in the TV series has one!

"I...can't I also get an ID card if I'm not a human?"

Is this a priority experience before becoming an adult?

Assistant Zhang: …?

Assistant Zhang's face turned serious, and he said to Xia Yiqian solemnly, "Ms. Xia, you must hide your identity when you go on the show. You can't let others find out that you are not human, otherwise it will definitely cause panic."

Xia Yiqian pursed her lips, feeling a little uncomfortable.

It turns out that it wasn't just the era she was in, people today are also discriminating against non-humans?

She must grow up soon!

"I see."

After Assistant Zhang left, Xia Yiqian felt that she could become a star and was one step closer to collecting enough faith to become an adult. She was in a very good mood and ate snacks all night to celebrate.

Little did she know that a trending search on her Weibo post was quietly fermenting online.