Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...
Li Songtian glanced at the camera and said awkwardly, "So... the corpses I used to chase were all very brave?"
Just like the ghosts in the underworld, those ordinary ghosts would hide eight hundred miles away when they saw him, but the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Ghosts were not so afraid when they saw him.
This explanation shouldn't be considered deceptive, right?
Li Songtian felt that his little action was not too big and his explanation was quite reasonable, but netizens online were already laughing.
[Hahahahaha, this is the first time I've seen someone trying to fix a car after it's flipped over. They're already dead, so what the hell is this corpse with such a guts?]
[Aside from Huang Yangyang, the first fake Xuanshi appeared in the Tiandi Xuanhuang program group. He was caught off guard by the truth. It turned out that he asked his colleagues for help! I am dying of laughter!!!]
"Well, I can understand if it's fake, but he has that pure yang body. I looked it up before and it says it's incredibly powerful. Yin creatures don't dare approach him. With such a good physique, why would he hide it? If he's afraid of ghosts, shouldn't he keep it well?"
What I said earlier makes sense. This line of thought is indeed quite unusual. The Tiandi Xuanhuang production team is always having problems, and the live broadcasts are always intermittent. I still haven't seen what kind of metaphysical abilities Li Songtian possesses.
I've been overthinking this. Li Songtian is definitely a liar. I'm curious about what kind of ability Xia Yiqian has to be able to completely cover the entire body of a pure yang body with evil energy. If even the body type can be changed, that's a bit too much.
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Xia Yiqian didn't know that netizens were discussing it online and had already exposed Li Songtian's identity as a fake corpse driver.
She could feel that Li Songtian was stronger than ordinary people, at least much stronger than Taoist Xuanyi and the others.
People in the Xuanmen sect value the Taoist tradition, and they act freely. Basically, no one would do such boring things as pretending to be from another Taoist sect when they clearly have a skill.
Xia Yiqian, who firmly believed that Li Songtian was not lying, just looked at him with an even stranger look and forced an excuse for him: "Are you chasing away high-level zombies?"
Li Songtian: ...
"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Kong Yanqing, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
He reached out and rubbed Xia Yiqian's head, and said meaningfully, "Is there another possibility, such as someone selling dog meat under the guise of selling mutton?"
He could also feel that Li Songtian was not an ordinary person, but he was different from Xia Yiqian. After being immersed in the Internet for so many years, he already knew that there were all kinds of weird things in the world.
In particular, there was a period of time when the behavior of hiding one's identity and pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger was particularly popular on the Internet.
Li Songtian was wearing a corpse driver's hat, but he was not a corpse driver, which did not surprise him at all.
Xia Yiqian: ...
Xia Yiqian just lacks experience, she is not stupid. After hearing what Kong Yanqing said, what is there that she doesn't understand?
He immediately looked at Li Songtian expressionlessly and asked angrily, "What kind of dog meat do you have?"
Li Songtian: ...
If I tell you now that the King of Hell who fought with you to death some time ago and wanted to cause trouble for you is my father, will you beat me to death in revenge against him?
Out of concern for his own safety, Li Songtian did not reveal his identity truthfully, but instead rubbed his face with a haggard look on his face.
"I am a pitiful person who wants to possess a murderous aura that would make others tremble in fear, but I happen to possess a pure yang body."
Li Songtian's body was originally that of a little old man, and coupled with his melancholy tone, he looked as vicissitudes of life as possible.
However, the two evil creatures in the car looked at him without any sympathy. Their eyes were like looking at a psychopath.
Li Songtian: ...
Tsk, it’s really not easy to change your physique. She has no sympathy for our life-or-death friend!
Along the way, Li Songtian kept teasing Xia Yiqian, trying to ask her indirectly if there was any way to increase the evil spirit in her body, completely ignoring the netizens who said that he had lost all shame for the sake of evil ways.
Xia Yiqian was like an emotionless statue, sitting next to him, unmoved.
As a zombie, she is the evil spirit itself, but she can't chop off her arms and legs and give them to Li Songtian as pendants to increase the evil spirit, right?
Otherwise, with all his Yang energy, how could he suppress it without an absolute Yin object?
Just as the two were pulling at their limit in the car, there was a sudden loud "crash" noise from the front, and then the car they were riding in made a sharp turn, throwing several people in the car to the ground without any preparation.