Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...
Master Fang Yi smiled like a Maitreya Buddha and shook his head decisively, "I am not good at divination.
But luck is sometimes a manifestation of destiny, so why don't we play rock-paper-scissors?"
Everyone present: ...This is truly God’s will.
Even though rock-paper-scissors can be trained to increase the probability of winning, if you encounter someone so unlucky that even drinking cold water will cause a toothache, you might run into someone in the group who is better than the one you have trained for.
There's nothing wrong with saying it's God's will.
Except for Huang Yangyang, Zhao Xun and Melanda who had little fighting power, the other guests looked from early twenties to early sixties, and their actual ages ranged from early fifties to early six thousand. They formed a circle and started playing rock-paper-scissors.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
After several rounds of selection, a final winner was finally selected and won this opportunity.
Winner Xia Yiqian: ??? Is this a good job? Why does the winner have to go?
Master Fang Yi naturally gave an explanation for this: "Let the winner go. Naturally, the winner is the one with the best luck. Otherwise, who would have better luck if the loser had better luck?"
Except for Xia Yiqian, the person involved, no one else thought there was anything wrong with the selection method this time. They all quietly talked to Xia Yiqian about some safety precautions.
Xia Yiqian was inexplicably forced to do this and was taken to the river the next morning.
This time, the River God Chronicle was still very lively. The deafening sound of drums beating on the river bank could be heard from a long distance away.
Li Taiping already had a look of grief on his face, and was tied to a pillar with a rope, looking like he wanted to escape but unfortunately he couldn't.
Everyone from the Tiandi Xuanhuang production team: ...
Seeing the group of aliens coming towards them in a mighty force, the chief immediately knew that the little girl he had been targeting was coming.
He immediately gave a look to a young man who had suffered a stroke beside him, asking him to go forward and pick up the person.
The younger generation of the Chen family has always been honest. He didn't dare to say anything or ask anything. He went over happily to pick up the person.
After meeting, he asked in a very polite way, "Who among you will be the sacrifice?"
He would take a look first, and if the man was too ugly, he would ask them to replace him. The river god liked handsome men, and if he saw an ugly man offering sacrifice to him, he would definitely be angry.
Xia Yiqian didn't know what they were thinking, so she just said in a calm tone, "It's me."
The descendants of the Chen family: ???
If he saw it right, the woman in front of him was just a little too delicate in appearance.
Could it be possible that these people still expect him to go into the water and rescue the people?
The Chen family member who came to pick someone up looked at Xia Yiqian and opened his mouth to say that it was not because of this, but when he thought that the other party might really become a sacrifice, he suddenly didn't want to speak anymore.
After thinking for a while, he added: "Since you are ready, go ask your uncle later.
My uncle knows a lot, and if he has any dissatisfaction, he will definitely tell you."
Several people from the Tian Di Xuan Huang program crew felt a little uneasy when they saw this man's performance.
As expected, when they told the old patriarch that they were going to be sacrifices, his face immediately darkened. "What a joke! The river god only wants young and handsome boys, and they can't be over 28 years old. What are you, a girl, doing here to join in the fun?!"
Xia Yiqian expressed her dissatisfaction, "This is where the group makes important decisions and holds discussions. I'm supposed to catch ghosts for your group, so why can't I go out with the coffin?"
When she just came in, she found that the old man wanted to stop her, but he shot himself so hard that only his two eyes were left. Later, he decisively gave up.
I didn't expect that there are still people following this.
Xia Yiqian thought about it for a moment and felt that if they really wanted to fight, it wouldn’t be a problem!
However, what Xia Yiqian did not expect was that the two sides greeted each other symbolically and had no intention of killing each other.
The clan leader was furious when he saw that she was so ungrateful.
Pointing at her, he said, "Don't you think being a woman is unlucky?
The river god doesn't want women like you!"
Xia Yiqian: ...
Xia Yiqian simply thought the man in front of her was inactive and knew it was time for her to show her social skills. She immediately said, "Then just think of me as a woman dressed as a man. In fact, I have always been a boy at heart."
Clan leader: ??? Don’t tease me, whose girl dresses up as a boy and looks like this?