Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 292: A Survival

Li Taiping originally thought that if the two of them walked in so brazenly, they would definitely be beaten by the Li family until their heads bled. However, he did not expect that he followed Xia Yiqian tremblingly, wishing he could stick to the master as they walked forward, but nothing happened.

The Li family was still immersed in their own world, shouting at the staff in the River God Temple, but they acted as if they didn't see them and paid no attention to them at all.

When Li Taiping saw this scene, he immediately had this guess in his mind, and even his admiration for Yixia Yiqian deepened a little bit.

He's truly a master! Breaking into homes is so much easier than it is for others!

It’s not that Xia Yiqian couldn’t beat Li Xian’s people, she just didn’t want to get into so much trouble. She put on the invisibility talisman she had just drawn and walked in with her men in a swagger.

When they arrived at the River God Temple, they were very considerate and closed the door for the program crew.

After the sound of "bang", everyone, whether inside or outside the door, fell silent.

There was clearly nothing there, but the door closed by itself.

The silence lasted for three or four seconds, and then a scream came from outside the door.

“Ghost——!!!”

"What the hell? That's the river god appearing. Can you even speak?!"

"The River God has appeared. What are you afraid of? If you have the guts, don't run away!!!"

"If the River God appears, won't I be afraid? I'm afraid of anyone else appearing except myself! Oh, look at my mouth, how dare I say anything! Lord River God, please don't be offended, I'm just talking nonsense, just pretend you didn't hear anything. Anyway, I'm too old to be your husband, so please let me go!"

"Zhang Laosi, what are you still talking about? Run, run, run!!!"

Xia Yiqian: ...

Li Taiping: ...

Everyone in the room: ...

Kong Yanqing looked at the empty space in front of him, was silent for a moment, and suddenly called out, "Xia Yiqian?"

Xia Yiqian: "Yeah."

As he spoke, he took off the invisibility talisman on his body and revealed his figure.

Li Taiping followed suit and took off the invisibility talisman on his body, standing behind her in a very well-behaved manner.

The trembling crowd in the river god temple was surprised and relieved to see that it was the two of them.

Just now they really thought it was haunted, but for Xia Yiqian who could open the ghost gate, it didn't seem to be a big problem.

Everyone in the program crew had seen Xia Yi's opinion, and it was not surprising that Xia Yi could really come up with some bizarre Taoist techniques that only existed in TV novels and legends. However, the network was disconnected when encountering particularly powerful supernatural events. Except for beating people, netizens who had never seen Xia Yi show his supernatural powers before were directly blown away. There were so many messages and viewers that the live broadcast room collapsed.

[Oh my god! I'm not going to tell you Xia Yiqian is just pretending anymore. This little sister really can do it! This is the first time in my life I've ever seen someone perform a magic trick without a box!]

[I've been trying to get online for ages, but I can't get anything connected. It's all stuck and I can't see anything. Technicians, I'm telling you to fix it now, or I'll be rude to you! Don't be afraid, I'll beg you on my knees!]

[Atheists' perspectives are completely shattered. That scene was an optical problem that couldn't be solved by the combined effects of refraction, reflection, and diffuse reflection of light. The idea that a person could appear out of thin air with just a piece of paper is absurd!]

[The person in front wasn't using proper Taoist yellow paper; they were using the most common pink sticky notes! How ridiculously advanced must one's Taoist skills be to achieve this? Even editing can't achieve such a seamless effect. Are Taoists inherently that powerful, and us mere mortals don't know about it, or is it that their spiritual energy is about to revive and I've been left behind?]

[A true disciple of the Xuan Sect can testify that none of my family members can do this. Even my two-hundred-year-old ancestor couldn't do it. He's currently discussing with some old friends whether to visit and learn some skills. As for the revival of spiritual energy... I can only say that the spiritual energy in this world has dried up to the point of being almost negative. Xia Yiqian is truly powerful!]

I used to think Xia Yiqian was aloof, lacking empathy and low emotional intelligence. Now I see I was completely wrong. She's clearly a sage who knows no bounds. A truly capable person doesn't need to associate with mere mortals like us! From hater to fan, I love her.

Xia Yiqian didn't know that the comments about her on the Internet had changed dramatically. If she had known that an invisibility talisman could have such an effect, she would definitely have drawn a hundred of them, pasted and torn them, torn and pasted them, pasted and torn them, to tear and pasted them, and played Flash for them.

Seeing the staff members looking gloomy, he asked softly, "Have you checked this temple?"