Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 296 Write a letter?

The corners of Kong Yanqing's mouth twitched, but he was still very flattering and said dryly, "Xia Yiqian, you are becoming more and more responsible."

Xia Yiqian nodded very seriously, "Yes!"

This is exactly the effect she wanted. Did everyone really get it?

Everyone present: ...

Netizen: ...

Wu Zongzheng slapped himself hard on the eyes, not wanting to watch the awkward scene in front of him anymore. Not only netizens, but even he felt embarrassed.

This kind of compliment that doesn't sound very practical can be said. Isn't this Kong guy really just flattering himself?

But unlike what Wu Zongzheng imagined, netizens more or less suffer from Stockholm syndrome.

Before, because Xia Yiqian had a bad reputation, they cursed her to death.

Now, because she has been inexplicably given the character of a "cold and aloof master of metaphysics who is ignorant of worldly affairs, fresh and unworldly, lives in seclusion in the mountains and disdains to associate with ordinary people", netizens are now extremely tolerant of her.

[Isn't our Qianqian really responsible? She's grown up so much. You have no idea how hard she works to maintain this sense of responsibility. If this happened in the first two episodes, she wouldn't care even if you beat her to death!]

[Yes, yes, yes, our Jiabao has made it! Now that he knows how to save face, he can't let it go. Seriously, don't worry, hurry up and find a way to get everyone out. If you do, I'll be your fan! This place is truly disgusting. The river god is so pitiful. If I were you, I'd hate him too. Don't help those people!]

"You were so snobbish earlier! How can you tell the whole truth? What if Master Xia figures it out and gives up, not helping the others? Since Master Xia is so innocent, you have to say nice things to her if you want her to do something! Haven't you seen that scolding and beating children to teach them how to do things is useless? You have to praise them to death!"

"You guys have had enough! Ever since Master Xia's identity as a master of metaphysics was exposed, you've lost all your dignity in order to deceive her. It's truly despicable! Unlike me, my expectations of Master Xia have always been so simple and unpretentious. I just want a long-lasting and effective wealth charm that will bring me endless prosperity and wealth!!!"

"No one's interested in Yue Lao's door, and I'm kneeling outside the God of Wealth's Temple, refusing to get up. This is what I'm talking about: greedy people like you! I also want wealth and glory, but I want peace and safety even more. Master Xia, please give me a peace amulet, thank you!"

The tense atmosphere on the Internet inexplicably changed to a large-scale "talisman-seeking" scene. No one was worried about the safety of the program crew like in previous episodes.

It was as if with Xia Yiqian, who could draw an invisibility talisman, here, these people would definitely be fine.

Netizens on the Internet may be laughing and joking, but in reality, the atmosphere on the show crew's side is not that relaxed.

Taoist Xuanyi faced Xia Yiqian's proposal to solve the problem and raised a very realistic question: "But it's been two or three days, and we haven't seen him for even half a year. How are we going to solve the problem of the river god?"

Everyone present fell silent.

Yes, it might be easier to solve the problem if we meet the real culprit. Even if the other party is a century-old evil ghost with hostility, Master Fang Yi might be able to help. After all, what monks are best at is salvation.

But now the other party doesn't even show up, how can they break the current deadlock?

Xia Yiqian frowned slightly, "Why don't we write a letter to her?"

Hearing this, everyone looked at her, but their gazes finally fell on the diary in his hand, which probably belonged to the river god.

Xia Yiqian waved the diary in her hand and said, "Since she can convey the news to us, we should be able to convey the news to her as well.

Since I have nothing to do now, why not give it a try?"

Naturally, no one in the room had any objections. Kong Yanqing turned to look at Tao Yang and said, "Does anyone have a pen? Let me use it first."

"No, I have it."

As she spoke, Xia Yiqian took out a ballpoint pen with a Rilakkuma doll on the head from the small bag that the program crew had lent her. She pressed the button and started writing decisively.

"Ah--!" Just as Xia Qian drew a mark on the paper with a pen, the diary let out a shrill scream that made one's scalp tingle.

Xia Yiqian: ???

Everyone present:!!!

Netizen:!!!