Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 321 Who is it for?

In this situation, even if Kong Yanqing really wanted to eat the snake demon, he was powerless. So many people were watching, how could he eat it?

But he didn't dare to pretend to be hypocritical and tell Xia Yiqian that he wouldn't eat something like me who has intelligence.

Otherwise, given the lack of tacit understanding between the two of them, he had no doubt that as soon as he said these shameless words, Xia Yiqian would reveal all the facts about him having taken many strong drugs in the past.

It’s not that there’s a lack of tacit understanding between the two of them, but it can only be said that there is no tacit understanding at all when encountering such an emergency.

His aunt and her aunt have a tacit understanding that if one of them fails today, his disguise will be exposed.

In the end, I could only grit my teeth and selectively turn a blind eye, "No, thank you.

But I can hold it for you first."

As he spoke, he pulled out a rope from somewhere and walked straight to Xia Yiqian. In a few seconds, he tied up the water snake that was still cursing there.

The water snake was completely confused. It had no idea why it had finally bought a box of drunken crabs online, but was caught before it could finish the whole box, and lost the last half of the crab.

Xia Yiqian's hands were empty, so he made hand gestures again.

Dark clouds rose in the sky again, and the wind howled, shaking the branches of the big trees on all sides.

Xia Yiqian looked up at the sky with a serious expression, and with a slight movement of his five fingers, he immediately faced the object in his hand, which was a creature with large round blue eyes and animal pupils.

White cat in hand: "Meow?"

Xia Yiqian: ...

Everyone present: ...

Netizens online: ...

Xia Yiqian believed that as long as I wasn't embarrassed, it was other people's thoughts that were embarrassed. With an expression that was within my expectations, she handed the white cat in her hand to Kong Yanqing next to her and made hand gestures again.

The wind and clouds continued to change suddenly, this time accompanied by two thunders. The sand that was blown down caught the eyes of countless people.

The next second, Xia Yiqian hooked her five fingers together again, and a humanoid creature finally appeared in her hands, and everyone became excited.

This time it must be the river god, right? The ones summoned are all human beings!

The next second, the sand that was blowing randomly and blocking people's vision finally dissipated, and everyone gasped when they saw what Xia Yiqian was holding in his hand.

It was a middle-aged man in translucent black. The look of death on his face was extremely tragic, and it was obvious that he had died a violent death.

There was also a suspicious piece of flesh hanging from his mouth, and bright blood was constantly flowing down.

It was obvious that he was at the crime scene before being summoned.

The scene fell into a strange silence for a while. Master Fang Yi walked towards Xia Yiqian and performed a Buddhist salute to her.

"Amitabha, my friend Xia, why don't you hand this sinful and evil ghost over to me? I will personally help him to be liberated."

After thinking about it, for the sake of the reputation of all monks, he forced himself to save face and said, "I don't want money, and I don't want to talk about fate."

Everyone present: ...

Netizen: ...Did Xia Yiqian cause him to have PTSD? Did he have to pick it out so clearly?!

Xia Yiqian is simply poisonous!

The poisonous Xia Yiqian didn't care much about the whereabouts of the evil ghost in his hand, and handed him to the old monk.

Since this summoning was unsuccessful, we can only continue to summon.

In the following period of time, netizens watched Xia Yiqian inexplicably grab a lot of strange things in her hands.

Fish, shrimp, crab, scorpion, spider... these are all common species. Some rare species include but are not limited to coconut trees that can run, mouse spirits that make a living by washing dishes for others, and deer spirits that just cultivated into human form but failed before they had the chance to show off.

Before Xia Yiqian conducted the "Non-Human Science Popularization", netizens didn't even know that kapok trees could become spirits.

Xia Yiqian's hands never stopped moving, summoning over and over again, and he unexpectedly turned the broad daylight into pitch-black night.

The altar originally used for summoning was already filled with a large number of demons and monsters, leaving almost no place to stand.

Everyone present was so engrossed in watching that even the sound of discussion had died down.

Xia Yiqian glanced at the sky and felt a little thirsty after being summoned for a whole day. She simply stopped, poured a glass of wine from the pot of offering on the table, and drank it in one gulp. Only then did her thirst ease a little.

The bananas on the table looked good. Although I wasn’t hungry, I felt I should take a break, so I ate two bananas in a row.

Everyone present: ???

Netizen: ???