Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...
Xia Yiqian expressionlessly began to talk nonsense: "Don't you think it's too easy for them to just let them die like this?"
Li family: ???
The River God frowned. "It's not about whether they are getting a good deal or not. I don't have any deep hatred against them. I just hate that he has the blood of that scumbag and bitch flowing in his veins, so I want these unclean things to disappear from the world."
Xia Yiqian thought, I didn’t realize you were so environmentally friendly.
"You and I will use this gentle method to take revenge on them. Even if those scumbags are in the underworld, they won't feel anything. After all, it's been so many generations. They definitely don't have any feelings for them anymore. Killing them won't hurt those scumbags."
Although the River God knew that Xia Yiqian was trying to get her to stop attacking Li Jia, there were many people who came to persuade her to "lay down her butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot" with a sanctimonious look.
But she also felt that Xia Yiqian was not a human being like her, so perhaps she could give a different answer.
Thinking this way, I asked, "Do you have any good suggestions?"
Xia Yiqian felt a little relieved when she saw that she was listening to him.
"In fact, not only can I summon Yang Jian's demons and monsters, I can also open the ghost gate to summon souls."
River God: ...?
"so?"
Xia Yiqian: "With what those two have done, I guess they won't be able to be reincarnated for a while.
Moreover, the first-born babies in the underworld are quite crowded nowadays. When I went to the underworld last time, I found that some people wearing ancient official robes had not had time to reincarnate.
Judging from what those two people did, they must still be in the underworld.
There's no point in taking revenge behind their backs, I have a way to make you see them face to face."
River God: ...
I have to say that Xia Yiqian's suggestion made her heart very moved, and her eyes began to shine.
"You mean you summon them both and let me beat the living daylights out of that bastard couple?"
Without waiting for Xia Yiqian's answer, she continued excitedly, "If I could really do that, then why would I kill the Li family? I'd be happy if I killed them both!"
Xia Yiqian: ...
Xia Yiqian looked at the River God with a look that was as if he were mentally retarded. "I summoned them both to the mortal realm. The underworld has a record of my summoning. You killed them both, so you want the people in the underworld to bother me every day?"
Although she was not very afraid of the ghost messengers from the underworld, as long as the King of Hell did not go to work in person, there would be no problem, but she was afraid of waves of troubles!
When the river god heard her say this, he immediately became dissatisfied.
"What's the point of telling me this if I can't kill you? Are you going to summon them both and let me have a verbal fight with them?
What's the point of such bland condemnation?"
Xia Yiqian tilted her head and said, "I didn't ask you to quarrel!
I mean, when they come up, how about you smash their offerings?"
River God: ...?
The River God had never heard of such a bizarre way of revenge. After a moment of hesitation, he looked at Xia Yiqian with an expression that seemed eager to hear more, and urged, "Tell me in detail!"
Xia Yiqian felt that she had racked her brains to prevent netizens from scolding her. She even thought about the after-sales service of the dead. If she couldn't gain a large number of believers, she would lose a lot.
"Don't you ghosts all place special emphasis on incense? It's effective and can even eliminate some of the sins you've accumulated in your past lives."
The river god nodded and said, "Indeed." Incense is one of the important sources of power for these ghosts. Even if they go to the underworld to be punished, ghosts who have been worshipped with incense will suffer less than ghosts who have not been worshipped with incense.
Xia Yiqian: "Then I think you can find a way to make the Li family destroy their ancestral hall and incense offerings during the time I summon them out, and instead worship you.
Wouldn't it be nice to let those two know that they will no longer receive blessings from incense, and their descendants will have to worship you for generations to come?"
The River God thought to himself that this trick was indeed very cruel to ghosts like them. Those two bastards would probably die of anger when they saw this scene.
He quickly said "OK!" several times.
"Then how are they going to worship me? I don't want to enter their ancestral hall.
When I think that this is where that evil couple used to stay, I feel so unlucky! "
Xia Yiqian: "You are not their family's direct ancestor, so it is impossible for them to lock you up in the ancestral hall.
But I have a solution specifically for your problem."