Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 324 Guardian God?

When the River God heard Xia Yiqian's words, he immediately perked up. He looked at Xia Yiqian with his sharp eyes and asked curiously, "What's the solution?"

Xia Yiqian: "Do you know that there is a folk way of offering sacrifices called the guardian deity?"

The River God frowned, "Are you referring to Hu Huang Snake Python Bai Liu Hui?

Aren’t those just plants and animals? What do they have to do with me?”

Xia Yiqian: "There is another way of offering sacrifices in the same way, called the Monument of the Dead, which is for deceased elders and relatives in the family. After they have cultivated some Taoism, they can also offer sacrifices."

When the River God heard her words, his brows furrowed even more, and he obviously didn't like this method very much.

"You mean to ask them to worship me?"

There was already a hint of anger in his words, "They are the offspring of that scumbag couple. Do you think I should let them go just because they offer sacrifices to me?!

So what does it matter if I was killed by them, my life was taken away by them, and I was deliberately deceived by them all my life?!

I don’t agree!

Xia Yiqian's expression didn't change much in the face of the other party's somewhat crazy anger, and she said in a very calm tone: "Of course, it's not just about letting them worship you.

What I mean is that you can first discuss with those people in the Li family. After I summon the man and woman from the underworld, you can directly let your family smash their ancestral hall and incense in front of them, and let their descendants worship you on the spot, and guarantee that as long as you have not let go of your resentment, you will not stop the offerings from generation to generation.

Let them watch helplessly as their descendants dig up their graves and destroy their cemeteries, and generations after them will respect, be filial to, and worship you.

Isn't it fun to make them so angry that their souls are unstable?"

River God:!!!

Everyone present:!!!

Netizen:!!!

[Holy shit! This is too wicked! What on earth could Xia Yiqian have thought of to come up with such a wicked trick? He didn't even bother her, did he? How could she be so vicious!]

[The previous one said something vicious. I'd dig out the Leshan Giant Buddha and let you sit there. Where did you get that virtuous virgin? The river god was tricked to death by that scumbag couple, okay? This kind of deep hatred is just digging up their graves; it won't alleviate the hatred in my heart! If it were me, I'd probably chase them to the underworld and tear their souls apart.]

[Whether it's evil or not, Xia Yiqian's plan is truly sinister. I wonder how much psychological trauma that scumbag couple must have endured. They probably never imagined they'd encounter such a wicked master a hundred years later.]

[Actually, if the River God agrees to this condition, it's pretty good, right? At least, even though the Li family shed the blood of those two men, most of them knew about the sacrifice but didn't do anything else to deal with it, nor did they do anything else that would harm the heavens and the earth, so the entire family wouldn't be wiped out. If the River God agrees, at least they can be spared.]

[Anyway, I don't care what others say. I just think Xia Yiqian's idea is a good one. Whoever committed the sin should pay for it. It's just digging up their graves, not letting them suffer eternal damnation. That's already good enough. Anyway, I think it's quite satisfying.]

Netizens on the Internet were chattering about all kinds of things, but the scene fell into deathly silence.

Both the Li family and the program crew had extremely complicated expressions on their faces. They wanted the river god to agree, but at the same time, they felt it was a bit ridiculous and didn't want to do it.

But now the initiative is not in their hands at all, but in the hands of the River God. All the others can do is wait.

The river god stood still and remained silent for a long time. His neck was always in Xia Yiqian's hands and he did not show the slightest fear of death.

Her cold gaze fell on the Li family, scanning each member of the Li family back and forth, and finally fell on the head of the Li family.

The tone of his voice was no longer as masculine as when he spoke to Xiao Qingcheng, but suddenly became very gloomy.

“I think it’s a good idea.

If the Li family doesn't agree, I will send them to the underworld to meet their most beloved ancestors."

This one sentence was equivalent to making the final decision, and did not give the Li family any chance to choose. The Li family members' faces turned pale immediately.

According to Xia Yiqian, they would continue to worship this conscious river god in the future and had no intention of getting rid of him.

The gap in strength between the two sides is too big, so aren't they always at the mercy of others?

What if the River God gets upset one day and tries to kill a few of them? There won't be another Xia Yiqian to help them solve this problem.

The head of the Li family felt that the 200,000 yuan was a waste. According to him, he wanted Xia Yiqian to directly kill the evil spirit who had been pretending to be the river god.

But now the river god is always right next to them, and he dares neither to put forward his own demands nor to say that this matter will not be done.

The plan proposed by Xia Yiqian immediately put them on the fire, making the head of the Li family feel that he was spending the money but had a lot of anger in his heart that he couldn't let go, and he felt very uncomfortable.