Little Metaphysical Zombie, Please Act Human in the Entertainment Industry

Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve hu...

Chapter 71 Xia Yiqian: Stop pretending, or you’ll die easily

After the little boy in the pond screamed, the other ghosts around him seemed to be infected and started screaming wildly as well.

“Ah ...

Even ordinary people who could not see ghosts could hear the ghosts' shrill screams that were like devilish sounds piercing their ears, and they all covered their ears and wailed.

Some people with weaker constitutions even had blood oozing out of their ears.

Master Fang Yi immediately stepped forward and began to chant the "Nirvana Mantra" while turning the Buddhist beads in his hand.

Although there is no way to liberate the ghosts here, the Buddhist scriptures can help the ghosts calm down and protect the ordinary people behind them.

But this was really just "one or two". The ghosts in the pond kept shouting, and there was no way to stop this sound wave-like attack.

Xia Yiqian frowned and looked at Li Songtian, "What are you still standing there for? Hurry and fish out the body!"

If she continued to yell like this, even though she had already cultivated the roar and was not afraid of this kind of sonic attack, her brain would be broken by these things.

"Ah?" Li Songtian didn't react to what was happening and looked at Xia Yiqian with a confused look.

There are so many ghosts in the river, how can he go down to rescue people?

But he couldn't say such words, so he could only lie: "I can't swim, how can I go down to save people?"

Xia Yiqian looked at him as if he were a fool, "Who told you to go down and save people? You can't swim, can't you control corpses?

Let her come up quickly!"

Isn't a corpse driver supposed to be a corpse driver? Why is this guy so dumb!?

Li Songtian: ...

When Li Songtian heard what Xia Yiqian said, his expression became strange for a moment. His heart, which had been lifted up in the air, suddenly fell into his stomach. He looked at Xia Yiqian helplessly.

With an expression that said, "You don't understand this, I'm the professional." "A corpse driver must first treat the corpse before driving it. This is basic common sense. How do you expect me to drive her up?"

Xia Yiqian: ???

Xia Yiqian was stunned for a moment. This wasn't right! The corpse-carriers she had seen before could clearly summon corpses thousands of miles away to their side to find other people's bodies. How could Li Songtian say that there was no way to drive corpses without doing something to the corpses?

Thinking back to the useless Taoist Xuanyi, Xia Yiqian felt that he understood everything.

Don't blame these people, blame the fact that the Xuanmen magic of this era has become too corrupted! These people don't know anything at all!

Xia Yiqian didn't want to stay here any longer. Her dark eyes looked straight at the middle-aged female ghost who was dressed in the clothes of a rich man's maid, who was closest to the corpse. Her pupils were faintly covered with a layer of black mist that was hardly noticeable.

A clear voice ordered in a deep tone, "Pull the body out for me!"

Her voice was obviously not loud, but it was extremely penetrating, as if even the air was frozen for a moment, and the ghosts in the pond who were howling wildly also stopped for a few breaths.

The servant ghost didn't dare to disobey the order of the evil creature in front of her, which was more terrifying than the Ghost King. She dived down and fished out the staff member who was at the bottom of the pond.

At this time, the staff member was soaked all over, his face was pale, and his chest had stopped moving. It was obvious that he had died.

When the crowd saw this, more than half of them covered their mouths and cried.

There is a difference between hearing about something and seeing it with your own eyes. No one can immediately accept that the person who was alive and kicking around you yesterday has now turned into a cold corpse.

The female servant ghost held the female corpse and swam slowly towards the shore. The little boy ghost who had just stared at Xia Yiqian saw this and his pale face instantly darkened.

Although he was a ghost that didn't need to breathe, he took a deep breath and roared at Xia Yiqian with all his might.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

The other ghosts immediately followed him in roaring, and the scene was even more tragic than before.

The little boy's eyes turned white, with only pale pupils that almost blended into the whites of his eyes, revealing a mouthful of shark-sharp fangs. He opened his mouth and actually uttered human words.

"Give my brother back to me!

Otherwise, come down, one man, and take my place!"

His voice was extremely hoarse and carried an indescribable gloom that made people feel uncomfortable all over.

Most of the people present were so distressed by the noise made by this group of ghosts that they felt like they were dying, and some even started bleeding from all seven orifices.

Only a few truly capable people were not affected too much at this time.

Xia Yiqian frowned and looked at the little kid who was determined to go against her. She grabbed something from the side and smashed it at the kid's forehead with an expressionless face.

“So noisy!”

The air seemed to be frightened, and as the thing passed through the air, the entire space shook briefly.

With a "bang", the little boy instantly turned into a thin black smoke that spread out violently in all directions and disappeared completely in the blink of an eye.

The ghosts who were loudly protesting in the pond stopped screaming, the staff members who were screaming in pain on the shore stopped shouting, and even the netizens who had been posting barrages in the live broadcast room stopped.

All the people and ghosts looked at Xia Yiqian in amazement, forgetting how to make any sound. The silence in the air was so loud that it sent chills down one's spine.

The servant ghost dragged the corpse tremblingly, step by step forward, and respectfully placed the person ashore as if going on a pilgrimage, and then "swoosh" she retreated back into the water and disappeared.

The water ghosts also reacted and quickly retreated to the bottom of the water at the fastest speed in their lives, fearing that they would be beaten to death by the terrifying evil creature in the next second.