After solving 9999 difficult and complicated illnesses with her master, Bai Jiesui, a renowned divine physician in another world, transmigrated back. Her current identity is a rookie Traditional Ch...
Social Death Patient 028
Before "Healthy Life" was broadcast, no one expected that a slow-paced health variety show would become so popular, and the angle of its popularity would be so unique.
The subsequent recordings were also carried out step by step according to the program flow.
However, the main attraction of the program has changed. People are not watching the health knowledge, but are constantly looking for gossip.
For example, the guests who never appeared again after leaving the show, and the shocking revelations that were subsequently revealed about them.
Or there are celebrity guests who are still recording the show but are stubborn and refuse to admit the truth, but their state and emotions clearly show that they are on pins and needles.
Combined with their reactions to the recording two days ago, it’s really new to watch each time, and I can always find new funny moments.
So much so that when the show ended, the audience was still a little reluctant and complained that there were too few guests.
The popularity of the show did not wane with the end of the first episode. Bai Jiesui could still feel the enthusiasm of netizens after returning home.
The most obvious manifestation is the skyrocketing number of fans on her account, which is almost approaching 10 million.
The most common questions netizens asked in private messages were when she would resume broadcasting and when she would record the second episode of "Healthy Life".
Of course, the program team sensed the popularity brought by Bai Jiesui and was willing to comply with the demands of netizens.
So they quickly discussed it internally and decided to tailor a program for her - "Xiaobai's Clinic".
At this time, the platform is doing its best to lobby her.
"Teacher Bai, this program we created for you is a perfect opportunity to promote Traditional Chinese Medicine. You must also understand the difficulties and problems that Traditional Chinese Medicine currently faces. Many people do not believe in Traditional Chinese Medicine and believe that it cannot cure diseases. When you were taking the pulse of the guests, many netizens questioned your professional ability. That's because they lack a basic understanding of Traditional Chinese Medicine and didn't know there was such a great Traditional Chinese Medicine practitioner like you.
"If we can promote it more and let more people see the charm of traditional Chinese medicine and appreciate its greatness, we will be clearing the name of traditional Chinese medicine and promoting its development!
"By then, more and more young people will be willing to learn Chinese medicine. Our Chinese medicine industry will flourish, and ordinary people will have no trouble finding a good Chinese medicine practitioner. Our proud Chinese medicine will be respected by the world. Teacher Xiaobai, we are doing something truly remarkable!"
This time, the person who contacted her was no longer the operator Mumu, but a senior executive within the platform, a deputy general manager who claimed to be Mr. Huang.
Mr. Huang is a good speaker and was very passionate throughout the show. He has raised the program to the level of the entire industry and the world.
His words were very loud, but they were not without reason.
Bai Jiesui did not refuse on the spot, but asked them to prepare a detailed program plan and show it to her. If it was suitable, she would consider it.
Mr. Huang is really efficient. He sent the plan to her on the same day, fearing that she would regret it. He also told her that if she saw anything she was not satisfied with, she could give them feedback at any time and they would make the changes immediately.
Then Mr. Huang continued to give Bai Jiesui a beautiful blueprint for the future of the traditional Chinese medicine industry.
In this way, Mr. Huang finally convinced Bai Jiesui.
"Sui Sui, are you going on a business trip again?"
“Making money to support the family is so hard…”
After Bai Jiesui hung up the phone, two pairs of big, watery eyes, one tall and one short, looked at her pitifully.
The eyes of the Tianshan Snow Lotus Spirit were black and bright, while the eyes of the ginseng spirit were filled with extreme pity and sorrow.
Both pairs of eyes were filled with caution and flattery.
But Bai Jiesui didn't even give them a glance.
She put down her phone expressionlessly, turned around and went to the backyard to fiddle with her herbs.
The two little goblins looked at each other, stood up guiltily, and followed the white mustard spike closely.
"Sui Sui, I'm sorry. It was me who pestered Ah Can to go out and play. I always heard the kids outside talking about going to the zoo on weekends to see penguins, giraffes, and polar bears. I've never seen these animals, so I pestered Ah Can to take me."
"It's not all because of Olaf. I want to go too..."
The two little guys ran out to play while Bai Jiesui was away. The problem was that when they came back, no one paid attention and they were discovered by Grandpa Qi and Grandma Yan next door.
At that time, Grandpa Qi thought that there was a thief in Bai Jiesui's house, and he almost picked up the hoe he was using to farm and hit them on the back of the head.
Fortunately, these two little elves reacted quickly and said that they were relatives of Bai Jiesui and came to seek refuge with her.
Bai Jiesui was puzzled to hear that he had two new relatives, and immediately knew that they were these two little goblins.
The two little creatures have been discovered, and Bai Jiesui has no choice but to acknowledge these two relatives.
Moreover, they took advantage of her absence to have several meals next door.
Afterwards, Bai Jiesui also thought about it seriously. Since the two little creatures came into contact with humans, they have gradually started a social life. On the one hand, they are afraid of humans, but on the other hand, they are full of curiosity about human society.
They are reluctant to return to the mountains. Perhaps wanting to repay their gratitude is only one factor, but more importantly, they are reluctant to leave the bustling and prosperous human society.
That's why they often sneak out to see the rare objects in modern society.
Bai Jiesui knew that it was better to guide than to block, and what's more, the two little creatures had long legs, so it was impossible to block them even if he wanted to.
The two little ones followed her closely.
Xue Bao looked down at his chubby little hands, pouted and muttered, "Sui Sui, how about this? Let's hide quietly in the ground and tell the grandparents next door that we are going back to our hometown."
Without turning around, Bai Jiesui asked indifferently, "Then tell Grandpa Qi and Grandma Yan that the two herbs that disappeared two days ago suddenly grew back miraculously and are as lush as before?"
Ever since Bai Jiesui entrusted the medicine garden to the two elders, Grandpa Qi has been very concerned about it. He visits it countless times every day to see what herbs are in which locations and how tall each herb has grown. He takes photos and records them in a book with numbers, which perfectly reflects his rigor as a science and engineering student.
There were two herbs missing from the medicine garden, how could Grandpa Qi not notice it?
The old man thought that he had not closed the door properly, allowing small wild animals to sneak in and eat him. He felt extremely guilty and had been unable to eat or sleep well for the past few days. He blamed himself every day for not doing what Bai Jiesui had asked him to do.
No matter how Bai Jiesui tried to persuade him, saying that the two herbs were not important, the old man's mood remained unchanged.
This is also the reason why Bai Jiesui is unwilling to forgive the two little guys. Their behavior without considering the consequences has caused a lot of trouble to others.
Olaf hung his head in frustration, his pout growing even higher.
Ah Chan was filled with regret: "You can plant us anywhere you want, as long as you don't send us away. I promise not to take Xue Bao out to play again. You can deduct all my glacier spring water, or shave off all my hair."
Olaf suddenly looked up and looked at Asan in shock. His little head had already imagined what he would look like with a bald head.
"A-chan, if you lose your beard, your bald appearance will be so ugly and you will no longer be worth anything."
Ah Can looked like a hero: "I'm not afraid. I won't go out again anyway, so it doesn't matter if it's ugly."
Olaf thought about it carefully: "But you won't die without a beard, right?"
Ashen: "..."
This question stumped him, and he cautiously negotiated with Bai Jiesui: "Can you spare a few of my hairs so I don't die?"
They carefully looked at Bai Jiesui's expression.
Then finally, they saw Bai Jiesui turn around and be willing to look at them.
"I won't send you away. You can continue to be my relatives in the form of human beings."
The two little elves couldn't believe their ears.
After repeatedly thinking about Bai Jiesui's words, the two little ones' excitement was beyond words.
"Really?"
Bai Jiesui smiled at them, and the two little ones became even more excited.
But the smile on Bai Jiesui's face was fleeting, and he immediately changed his expression and said seriously, "But I tell you, being a human is not that easy."
She raised her hand and pointed at Asan, who looked about seventeen or eighteen years old and could barely be considered an adult.
"As for you, you will be working for me illegally from today on. You can help me with chores and the work of a medicine boy, right? Everything will be yours from now on. You will also be responsible for the housework and cooking, as well as the herbs in the yard. In addition, you can help Grandpa Qi and Grandma Yan next door with their work when you have nothing to do."
"Achan has so much work to do. He seems even busier than Sui Sui." Xue Bao exclaimed and swallowed hard.
Bai Jiesui gave him a look, and Xuebao immediately fell silent.
"As for you, go to school. In human society, children your age must go to kindergarten, so I will find you a kindergarten when school starts. Just go to school and stop thinking about going out to play all day."
"But I'm already a thousand years old." The little girl's eyes like black grapes rolled around. As a thousand-year-old snow lotus spirit, she was already an old senior and didn't want to go to school like other little brats.
"It's okay if you don't want to go to school. You can just be a child laborer for me and work with Ah Can. Whatever he does, you do."
Olaf quickly covered his mouth with his two little hands and dared not speak anymore.
Seeing her expression, Bai Jiesui felt better and bent down to look at the little one at the same level.
Then he said with a smile: "You reminded me that apart from going to school, you were just like Ah Can, doing child labor for me. Oh no, it was illegal labor. Anyway, you are a thousand years old, so you are not even a child laborer."
Olaf: “?”
Her eyes were as big as copper bells, as if she was accusing the white mustard seed of exploiting their labor.
Bai Jiesui continued to smile: "Is there a problem? I don't keep idle people in my family."
Olaf quickly shook his head like a rattle.
Asan also shook his head.
"Then go back to the house and sweep the floor and do the cleaning."
The two little ones didn't dare to stay for a moment. They ran back to the house, picked up the broom and linen, and started working seriously.
Without the two noisy little ones, White Mustard continued to fiddle with her herbs in the yard, while thinking about what to do next.
Since we have agreed to let them live as humans in the future, we still have to consider their household registration issue.
However, it was not a big problem for her. She had followed the old man around to provide free medical services and had accumulated some connections, which was enough to solve the household registration problem for the two little ones.
After Bai Jie Sui made the phone call to inquire about the household registration matters, Grandma Yan from next door came and brought some precious Chinese medicinal herbs.
The main reason was that the two old people felt guilty for not choosing good herbal medicine for her, and they insisted on buying some good Chinese medicinal materials to compensate her.
Even though she said many times that the lost herbs were not important, she still couldn't persuade the two stubborn old people.
Grandma Yan: "I don't know what the herbs you lost are. I asked you, but you didn't tell me. I just went to the pharmacy and bought some, like Gastrodia elata, Ganoderma lucidum, and ginseng. I'm sure they'll be useful when you're prescribing medicine for people."
Bai Jiesui didn't want it and tried hard to persuade the old man to take it back.
"They are just some cheap and easy-to-grow herbs, like plantain and prunella vulgaris. How could I possibly accept such expensive herbs from you?"
"Do you think an old lady like me is so easy to fool that I can't even tell the difference between plantain and prunella vulgaris?"
White mustard spike: "..."
If I had known earlier, I would have mentioned some uncommon Chinese herbal medicine.
Grandma Yan had a shrewd look on her face, as if to say, "Do you still want to lie to me?"
"When I asked you what the herbs were before, you refused to tell me. At that time, I knew they were definitely not ordinary herbs. I don't even know if these herbs I bought are worth the money you lost."
Bai Jie Sui didn't dare to refuse anymore. She just hoped that this matter would be over as soon as possible, for fear that Grandma Yan would continue to buy medicinal herbs for her.
She glanced behind her and saw the two little ones lazing around watching the fun, so she naturally called Ah Chan on.
"Achan Xuebao, why don't you come and take over Grandma Yan's things? Don't you have more than what Grandma Yan has in her hands?"
Two little goblins, one tall and one short, quickly dropped their brooms and sackcloths and rushed to get things for Grandma Yan.
Maybe it’s because she loves the two little ones so much, Grandma Yan also likes them very much, otherwise she wouldn’t let them come to her house for dinner.
Grandma Yan held Bai Jiesui's hand, her eyes full of smiles: "Your two relatives are very smart at first glance, and they are as likable as you."
Bai Jiesui didn't want to mention those two troublesome little things, so she smiled in agreement and immediately changed the subject.
"Oh, Grandma Yan, I made some anti-dampness plaster. Take some back and use it with Grandpa Qi. I noticed that you both have too much dampness in your bodies."
"That's great. Your Grandpa Qi has a lot of dampness, and his stuff gets stuck in the toilet every day." Grandma Yan covered her mouth and whispered in her ear.
This made Bai Jiesui laugh uncontrollably.
Grandma Yan couldn't help laughing herself, and continued to reveal Grandpa Qi's embarrassing stories: "I don't know why he has so much poop in his stomach. I have to see him go three or four times a day. After he's done, he has to bend over and lie there for a long time to brush his teeth. Then I listen to him complain about his back pain all day long. I didn't even have the nerve to tell him the truth."
"I made him a brew of coix seed and red beans, and told him it was for removing dampness, but he still didn't want to drink it. He just liked to drink his tea all day long. No matter what I said, he wouldn't listen. The old man is very stubborn. My unpromising son is just like him. He can't think flexibly and is stubborn and sticks to his own ideas. He is not like me at all. When I was young, I was a big shot in school. I acted decisively and dared to love and hate..."
Whenever Grandma Yan talks about her family, she always has endless topics to talk about.
It can be seen that although she complained about Grandpa Qi and his son, behind the appearance of disdain, every word she said was filled with love.
Bai Jiesui really enjoyed listening to Grandma Yan talk about family matters and didn't mind her nagging.
When she was preparing the ointment for Grandma Yan, she listened carefully to what Grandma Yan said and responded from time to time.
Before we knew it, we had been chatting for over an hour.
As it was getting dark, Grandma Yan was ready to go back.
Bai Jiesui brought her several things, including the dehumidifying plaster and her newly made digestive and laxative pills, which she made specially considering that the elderly have poor gastrointestinal motility. She also brought the popular mosquito repellent cream and bruise ointment.
She wrote the instructions on the packaging and also explained them verbally to Grandma Yan.
"I've got it all memorized. If there's anything I still don't understand, I'll come and ask you. We live close by anyway, so it's only a few steps away."
"If I'm out seeing patients and not at home, you can call me anytime and I'll answer the phone if I see you."
Grandma Yan heard that she seemed to have something else to say, so she asked curiously.
"Xiaobai, where are you going to see patients?"
Bai Jiesui had nothing to hide from Grandma Yan, so even though the program crew hadn't officially announced it yet, she still told Grandma Yan about her new job.
"This program was specially created for me by the production team to record the process of Chinese medicine practitioners treating patients."
"People make this program specially for you. Xiaobai, you are really famous all over the world!" Grandma Yan was happier than Bai Jusui when she heard this.
Grandma Yan is not very good at using the Internet, and her way of accessing the Internet is very simple. Like other ordinary elderly people, she just watches short videos in a fool-like manner.
When Bai Jie Sui went to record the show, she really wanted to support Bai Jie Sui.
Unfortunately, her son is unreliable and her husband only knows how to press the TV remote control, so in the end she can only rely on herself.
Based on the program name she heard from Bai Jiesui, she searched on her mobile phone, painting one stroke at a time, and tinkered with it for the whole morning.
After clicking on countless wrong links and inexplicably downloading two pages of unknown software, Grandma Yan finally entered the live broadcast room of the show.
When Grandpa Qi heard about the illness, he immediately dropped the newspaper he had just picked up and insisted on squeezing on the same sofa with Grandma Yan to read, which earned him several cold stares from Grandma Yan.
Since Grandma Yan didn’t know how to adjust the picture quality, the two old people watched the entire program in 360P quality.
I didn't see the others' faces clearly, so I only recognized Bai Jiesui and her outstanding performance on the show.
Grandma Yan always felt that Bai Jiesui performed very well. He was steady and neither humble nor arrogant when taking a pulse, and had the demeanor of a master of traditional Chinese medicine.
Who knew that they were not the only ones with good vision? From the next day on, she frequently saw Bai Jiesui on short videos, but each video was too short and not enough for her to watch.
After brushing for several days in a row, Grandma Yan was convinced that their Xiaobai was really famous throughout the country.
Now I heard that a program team has specially tailored a new program for her. Isn’t this adding fuel to the fire?
Grandma Yan was so happy that she couldn't stop smiling. Seeing her children achieve success, as an elder, she would feel happier than if she had achieved success herself.
"I told you, Xiaobai, you would become famous and a world-renowned master of traditional Chinese medicine."
After being happy, Grandma Yan couldn't help but think of her son who made her worry.
At the beginning, she had promised Bai Jiesui that she would let her son help her gain popularity. However, so many years have passed and she hasn't even called back. It's like having a son is the same as not having one.
The more Grandma Yan thought about it, the angrier she became. She also felt embarrassed to explain to Bai Jiesui and her heart was filled with guilt.
"He also said he would let my famous son go on your show to attract more viewers. Who could have imagined that he would fail to deliver at the crucial moment? Now I can't even contact him."
Bai Jiesui was very glad that Grandma Yan didn't contact anyone.
"It's a good thing you didn't call him, otherwise it would have caused trouble for your son."
Grandma Yan thought she was just being polite and felt that the child was really thoughtful and always thought about them.
"Xiaobai, you're really awesome. You don't rely on anyone, but you've become famous all over the country with your own abilities."
In Grandma Yan's eyes, the more successful Bai Jiesui is, the worse her son is.
During the few steps she took home, she was seriously thinking about whether she should sever ties with that insignificant son.
Because she was upset about her son, she also disliked his biological father.
Grandpa Qi kept wandering at the door, unable to sit still, waiting impatiently for Grandma Yan to come back.
"Why did you take so long?" He knew that Grandma Yan had gone to apologize to Bai Jiesui. Although he did not go there in person, all the money for buying the herbs came from his small treasury.
Grandma Yan was unhappy with him and naturally had a bad face.
"Can't I chat with Xiaobai for a while? It's fun to chat with young people. After chatting, I feel younger. If I don't stay with Xiaobai for a while, do I have to come back and stare at you, an old man, and talk about trivial things?"
Grandpa Qi was already used to her bullying, so he quickly pressed the issue, "Hurry up and tell me, did Xiaobai accept the Chinese medicinal herbs we bought?"
"I personally took action, how could she not accept it?" Grandma Yan felt that he was asking questions even though he already knew the answer and was questioning her own ability.
"It's good that you accepted it, it's good that you accepted it." Grandpa Qi finally felt relieved. He didn't feel so guilty anymore and felt much more comfortable.
He didn't know how to say polite words, and he didn't know how to give gifts. He was afraid that Xiaobai would refuse to accept them and return them. Fortunately, his wife came to his aid.
"Xiao Bai doesn't mind that you didn't help her manage the herb garden. She even asked me to bring you a lot of good things."
Grandma Yan was holding a bag in her arms, and you could tell at a glance that she had brought it back from next door.
"What good stuff?" When Grandpa Qi heard that it was sent by Bai Jiesui, he was so curious that he reached out to look for it.
"Xiaobai, I heard that your morning period is sticky to the toilet, and you have to bend over and clean the toilet every day. I specially made some dehumidifying plasters for you. Put them on and you won't have to clean the toilet anymore." Grandma Yan took out a few dehumidifying plasters.
Grandpa Qi didn't know whether he should take it or not, his face turned black with embarrassment.
"Why are you telling everyone about my affairs? And you even told a little girl like Xiaobai."
"Xiao Bai is a Chinese medicine practitioner. He's seen a lot of things. What's the big deal about you sealing the toilet?"
Grandpa Qi thought about it and agreed, but he still felt a little uncomfortable. What made him most dissatisfied was that his wife talked about his embarrassing things behind his back.
"For the sake of face, you don't even want the dehumidifying ointment?" Grandma Yan deliberately waved the ointment in front of Grandpa Qi.
It's impossible not to.
In order to express his anger and dissatisfaction with his wife telling him embarrassing stories, Grandpa Qi reached out and snatched it away angrily.
After snatching it, he said nothing and continued to maintain an aggressive atmosphere. He went straight into his study, leaving Grandma Yan with only a stubborn back and the back of his head.
Grandma Yan snorted, too lazy to pay attention to him, and went back to her room upstairs with the remaining medicine.
She needs to put these medicines away carefully so that she can find them easily when she needs them.
After sorting out the medicine, she found that her mobile phone at home had several missed calls.
Just as she looked over, another phone call came in.
When she saw the caller's name, Grandma Yan couldn't help but smile.
She was about to pick up the call, but when she was about to touch the answer button, her hand stopped.
Then she held the phone tightly, listening to the ringing tone, and paced back and forth in the room.
When she thought the call was about to be automatically disconnected, Grandma Yan finally answered the phone and put away the smile on her face.
"Hey, who are you? I don't buy insurance, I don't have a credit card, and I don't have money to buy mutual funds. We are an old couple with no children and will be buried soon. We don't have much money and can't support your work."
On the other end of the phone, Yan Yushan was checking in at the airport, his head throbbing with worry.
Before he returned the call, he was worried that his mother would insist on asking him for help. When no one answered the phone, he was worried that something might have happened. When the call was connected, he started to worry about his mother's sarcastic tone again.
He shouted "Mom" helplessly.
As a result, Grandma Yan became even more sarcastic.
"Oh my, you've even come to me to scam me out of my money. When did I ever have a son? My wife and I have been alone all our lives, and we're almost dead, but we've never had this blessing, and now we suddenly have a son."
Yan Yushan's head hurt even more. He handed all the check-in documents in his hand to Xiao Chu, said hello to the director who was traveling with him, and went to an empty corner nearby.
He knew very well that if he didn't take the initiative to mention what the old lady had told him, she would continue to harass him.
"That thing you mentioned in your previous message, about the girl next door being on some show..."
He had just started talking when the old lady took over the rest of the words.
The old lady no longer spoke to him in a sarcastic tone. When she mentioned the little girl next door, she was so cheerful that even a smile could be heard in her voice.
"That kid is really talented now. She's famous on the show. I see her everywhere on my phone. She doesn't need you anymore. You're a big star, busy as a celebrity. Go do your thing. There's no need to call a useless old lady like me."
Yan Yushan scratched his brow and sighed weakly.
"I'm flying back today and will be staying for about a week. Aside from a day or two of running errands, I'll be home with you the rest of the time."
"Are you serious?" The old lady hadn't seen her son for more than a year. It was impossible for her to say that she didn't miss him. She didn't care about being sarcastic at this time.
Yan Yushan laughed dumbly and said, "If I don't come back, you and my dad will only recognize the girl next door and not me."
"I'm glad you know!" Grandma Yan's face was full of smiles, but she immediately calmed down and said with a serious face, "It's a nice thing to say, but don't let other things happen at the last minute and make your father and I wait in vain."
Yan Yushan: "Apart from meeting someone, I have no other plans this time. Don't worry, I will turn down any temporary work and promise to accompany you wholeheartedly."
The old lady felt relieved and no longer disliked her son. She thought of him as the one with the best things.
"Since you're coming back, I'll leave you some dehumidifying ointment. Xiaobai just gave it to me. You and your dad both have a lot of dampness. Put some on when you come back, and the toilet won't get stuck the next day."
“…” Yan Yushan looked at the plane outside the window and closed his eyes in despair.
When the mother knows that her child is coming back, she will definitely ask the child what he wants to eat and prepare a big meal for him.
His mother had reserved a few anti-dampness ointments for him in advance.