"I am the 108th generation inheritor of Xuanqing Temple in Qingping Mountain."

"After my master was broke, he kicked me down the mountain. No, my master said I was gifted and my Taoism was complete. It was time for me to go down the mountain and gain some experience."

"I've lived in the mountains for twenty years and haven't been in contact with the mundane world. My senior brother was afraid I'd be deceived, so he escorted me down the mountain."

"Brother, you are a true brother. Life in the mountains is really hard. Every day we have porridge, steamed buns and pickles. Who wouldn't want to be in the mortal world?

"Ah, Senior Brother is not thinking about becoming an ordinary person. He only came down the mountain to protect me, his junior sister. Don't think too much about it."

In the live broadcast room, Li Shu talked nonsense to the camera, and the atmosphere instantly became lively.

[Well, we don't think too much about it. The host has a small appetite. He didn't bankrupt the mountain gate, nor did he force the brothers to leave the mountain.]

[This leaky little sister, after dismantling her master's stage, now dismantles her brother's.]

To be honest, the host is really good-looking, but that hair looks like it's been chewed by a dog. I can't help but laugh when I see it. It makes me so happy.

[So, I'll give you 100 and buy you a wig.]

Li Shu looked at the comments and touched his uneven and artistic dog-bitten hairstyle, feeling helpless.

It seems that in her previous life, she was also a prominent figure at the top of the pyramid in the world of metaphysics. In order to seize the opportunity and face death, she was hit by a truck and flew to another world with a bang.

Before she could recover, that world exploded strangely.

She originally wanted to contribute, but due to various reasons, she could only embark on another journey and come here with the strange weapons collected by her subdued younger brothers.

The laws of nature in this world are still relatively sound. Before she even landed on the ground, the thunder from the sky struck her head.

The crackling sound lasts for forty-nine days.

Fortunately, she had great merits. If it were someone else, they would have turned into ashes long ago.

However, under the baptism of heavenly thunder, her soul and body finally merged perfectly. From now on, she no longer has to worry about her soul being unstable and being restricted in doing anything.

At the same time, all the impurities in the body were struck away by the thunder, the soul became purer, the mind became clearer, and it was more suitable for cultivation.

It can be considered a blessing in disguise.

It’s a pity that her beautiful hair was split and turned yellow and twisted, which was a terrible sight.

When I first arrived and had no money in my pocket, I thought of finding a destined person to help me spend money and ward off bad luck. When I had money, I would go to Tony to get a beautiful haircut. As a result... the destined person chased me for eighteen blocks with a broom and cursed me.

She was obviously telling the truth, her son was really dying, so why didn't you believe her?

In the end, she had no choice but to cut her hair herself in order to have a good image. The result was... it turned from a tragic tragedy into a hilarious and funny drama.

well.

Li Shu silently took the hat and put it on his head, watching the barrage of comments bounce happily.

Once the atmosphere is right, quickly get the topic back on track.

"Live fortune telling, one divination for 1,000 yuan, no free tickets allowed, would you like to have a fortune telling, friends?"

Netizens said that they haven’t lived enough and don’t want to die.

Li Shu used his trump card.

"After the calculation, I'll ask my senior brother to play a piece of music for everyone."

She had a bad start at the beginning, but it was a thousand-year-old umbrella ghost she had contracted who made his first fortune by performing on the overpass with his immortal appearance and piano music that only existed in heaven.

With this first pot of gold, she bought a mobile phone, applied for a credit card, and rented a shabby courtyard in an urban village, finally settling down in this world.

Today is the first day of the broadcast, and most of the more than one hundred viewers in the live broadcast room are here for the umbrella ghost.

call out!

whoosh whoosh whoosh!

Look, as soon as she finished speaking, four rockets shot up into the sky.

One shot, a thousand.

Li Shu's mouth twitched as he advised earnestly, "Ladies, don't be too obsessed with love. It will hurt your body and your money."

[It doesn't matter, my sister has money.]

[Hurry up and let my senior brother come out. I miss him so much after not seeing him for even a day.]

【Master, I want to have my fortune told.】

Amidst the sea of ​​mocking comments, a serious one finally popped up.

Li Shu grabbed it immediately.

"Miss, one divination is worth 1,000 yuan. It's a first-run bonus. You can pay first and then pay later. You are not allowed to refuse the money."