I want to leak heavenly secrets!
I want to increase my karma points!
I want to summon heavenly lightning to strike myself dead!
Yang Fan, who unexpectedly transmigrated to a moder...
night.
The Central Television Station of Daxia Kingdom broadcast an evening news program - "Tiger-fighting Heroes in Real Society".
In the news, the host first briefly explained the sudden incident at the zoo: a little girl fell from a bus inside the tiger park, and at that moment, a full-grown Siberian tiger suddenly emerged from the woods...
Seeing that the Siberian tiger was about to take away the little girl, at the critical moment, a passenger in the car rushed down and not only used his body to block the little girl, but also engaged in a fierce fight with the Siberian tiger.
Then a video taken by a passenger in the car was played. Because Yang Fan used too many swear words, many of the sounds were deleted, but the footage was not cut at all, and the entire process of Yang Fan fighting the tiger was recorded from beginning to end!
At this moment, the whole country was shocked!
All the viewers who saw this news opened their eyes wide, opened their mouths wide, and uttered exclamations in different tones!
In ancient times, Wu Song fought a tiger, and now Yang Fan fights a tiger.
People always think that scenes like beating tigers only appear in novels or movies, but they never expected that there are such ruthless people in real life!
As a result, Yang Fan's name became known to people all over the country in an instant, and even the fact that he was broadcasting fortune-telling live was exposed by the news.
This is not over yet!
After the News Broadcast, CCTV-2 also had a special report. The TV station also specially invited an expert and a retired armed police officer to comment on Yang Fan's anti-corruption campaign.
The retired armed police officer was very honest and immediately affirmed Yang Fan's fighting ability, even saying that Yang Fan's skills were definitely better than those of the active special forces king!
On the contrary, it was the expert who questioned Yang Fan's fighting ability from beginning to end, saying that the tiger was captive, not wild, and had lost its hunting instinct and no longer had the fighting ability it once had.
Then he said that the Siberian tiger has limited ways of attack, basically three methods: claws, pounce, and bite. As long as you avoid these attack routes and take the opportunity to hit the Siberian tiger's vital points, you can drive the Siberian tiger away.
Finally, the expert said that Yang Fan was lucky as he suddenly rode on the neck of the Siberian tiger and knocked the tiger unconscious, so he was able to survive.
However, the expert's words were questioned by people all over the country. It's a simple logic. Since you say it so easily, why don't you go and fight a tiger yourself?
Also, retired armed police officers have affirmed Yang Fan's combat effectiveness. As an outsider, why do you question his combat effectiveness?
In short, what experts say is like fart, this is an eternal truth!
…
"Ding-ling-ling!"
A cheerful cell phone rang. Yang Fan, who was accompanying Yaoyao in drawing, looked at the number, then walked into his bedroom with the phone in his hand.
"Hello? Is that Su Wan?" Yang Fan closed the door and lay down directly on his bed.
"Brother, do you know why I want to talk to you?" Su Wan's tone seemed a little wrong.
"What's the matter?" Yang Fan asked in confusion.
"I heard that you acted like a hero today and even chased away a Siberian tiger?" Su Wan said straight to the point.
"Haha, are you talking about this?" Yang Fan smiled, then replied modestly: "Isn't it just chasing away a tiger? There's nothing to be proud of."
I thought Su Wan would give him some compliments, or even just shout out "Fan, you're so handsome!", but Su Wan said with a mixture of laughter and tears: "Yang Fan, I don't know whether to scold you or praise you!"
"What? You still want to scold me?" Yang Fan's eyes widened, and he said dissatisfiedly: "In that situation, the little girl was about to be taken away by the tiger. If I didn't save her, would I watch her die?"
"Didn't I tell you not to go and rescue him? Don't you use your brain when you try to save him?" Su Wan actually criticized and educated Yang Fan.
"Oh? Judging from your tone, do you have other ways to save that little girl?" Yang Fan couldn't help but ask.
"Haha, in that situation, there are at least three ways to save the child. Is it necessary for you to take such a risk?" Su Wan said with a hint of blame.
"Is there any solution?" Yang Fan asked curiously.
Su Wan only chuckled, and then said calmly: "The simplest way is that the tiger had not yet approached the bus. You can ask the driver to run the bus over the little girl!"
"ah?"
"As long as the little girl lies on the ground, the bus becomes the perfect shield! Every bus driver must have been behind the wheel for over ten years. Unless it's a mistake, they would never let the tires hit the little girl!"
"Hiss! What a great idea!"
"As long as the little girl is protected under the bus, we can handle a pack of tigers, not to mention just one. All you have to do on the bus is wait for the rescue team to arrive. Isn't that enough?"
"Fuck! Su Wan, when did you become so smart?"
"Am I a stupid woman in your eyes?"
"Uh...don't they say women with big breasts are stupid? Why is it that you're an exception?"
"Then I'm going to get a breast reduction surgery tomorrow!"
"No, no, no! Su Wan, please don't let this get you down!"
…
After ending the call, Yang Fan suddenly fell into deep thought while holding his phone.
Through this simple communication, Yang Fan discovered that Su Wan was a very smart woman, which completely subverted the image of her in Yang Fan's mind.
At the same time, Yang Fan also thought of the lipstick mark. It appeared behind Yang Fan's ear. The location was so clever!
Whether Yang Fan is taking a shower or washing his face, he basically does not touch the back of his ears. Even when looking in the mirror, he cannot see the back of his ears.
So... Su Wan deliberately left a bright red lip print on the back of Yang Fan's ear?
By doing this, is she declaring war on Liu Qingru?
Did she want to sow discord between Yang Fan and Liu Qingru, then destroy Yang Fan's family, and finally succeed in getting promoted as a mistress?
At this moment, Yang Fan suddenly felt more and more scared the more he thought about it, and he couldn't help but shudder in his heart!
Is Su Wan really such a vicious woman?
Or are all women who fall in love so crazy?
Yang Fan was really worried, so he quickly opened his mobile phone album and found a selfie of Su Wan.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Fan opened the Heavenly Dao Divine Eye without hesitation.
"Ding! Anyone whose fate is closely connected to the host's will cannot be seen through the Heavenly Dao Divine Eyes!"
When the system prompt sounded in his ears, Yang Fan was stunned and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
He couldn't even see Su Wan's future destiny!
The Heavenly Dao Divine Eye has failed again!
I'll fuck you!
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