Live Stream Fortune-Telling: Inheriting a Joss Stick Shop at the Start

Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...

Chapter 340 A bunch of useless names

[Counting the name? 】

"Haven't you already had your name calculated by a fortune teller? What's wrong? The name calculation wasn't good?"

[To put it simply, it's a "big" word. Brother, what else are you dissatisfied with?]

Liao Jiang said angrily, "They found a fake one. I'm telling you, don't trust any name-calculating software on the Internet. If they find you some guru and start asking you all sorts of questions, don't believe them. No matter what you say, they're just making up a story and throwing it at you."

"I joined a group at the time, and everyone in it was naming their children like me. Many of them wanted names that were bigger, like the sun, the planets, the universe, the ocean, and all sorts of other names."

Ji Yu couldn't help but say, "You guys picked some pretty straightforward names."

"大" can be named as wide, broad, vast, huge, etc.

It was also the first time she heard words like sun and sea used directly to express it.

[It seems like the parents in this group my brother joined have names that are even worse than his.]

[I suddenly think Liao Da sounds pretty good. I can't imagine Liao Xingqiu, Liao Yuzhou, or Liao Dahai. Hahahaha, they seem even uglier. Help.]

Liao Jiang looked at his wife proudly and said, "Look at this, I chose a very good name."

Fan Qiuyun laughed on the spot: "Oh, you are just comparing yourself to others. Why are you showing off here, Miss Ji? So, take a look at my child. What name should I give him? On the contrary, after my son was given that name, he felt that he had a safe and secure life this year."

[Curious, how did a two-year-old kid manage to escape danger?]

"Yes. Some time ago, someone fed him some instant noodles, and it seemed like something got stuck in his throat. He rolled his eyes in front of me, which scared me. Luckily, I was able to get them out. Also, he's had more colds than other kids this year. One time, his nose was blocked, and he couldn't breathe through his mouth, so my wife had to suck it out."

【You grown man, why don’t you suck it? Let your wife do it. 】

Liao Jiang immediately explained: "I was away on a business trip at the time. If I were at home, I would definitely not let my wife do it. Don't think too much, don't think too much. Some editors should also not be too one-size-fits-all. I don't want to be blamed for this."

Ji Yu couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, if someone really cuts you off, I will definitely help you release the complete body and clear your name."

Liao Jiang smiled awkwardly: "I'm really sorry, it's mainly because the current environment is not so good."

"I understand."

Ji Yu nodded, thought of a name for their child, and his expression changed slightly.

"Your children shouldn't be given names that have anything to do with 'big'."

"Why?"

"If you have a bad fate, choosing a big name will only make you feel depressed."

"Ah? Why does my child have such a bad life?" Fan Qiuyun's face showed tension and fear. When she thought about the series of events that happened this year, she slapped her husband in angrily.

"It's all your fault. You had to find some master and spent hundreds of dollars on him."

[It was a good deal, only a few hundred yuan. My sister was scammed out of a thousand yuan when she was naming her baby.]

[Just pick a name. Why bother going to a fortune teller? Just look it up in a dictionary and use whatever combination sounds good.]

"A name represents the parents' best wishes for their child. Of course, it can be casual or not, but it's best not to clash too much with your destiny. If it does, it might make an already unlucky fate even worse."

When Ji Yu said this, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Yu means treasure.

But do parents who abandon their children in the snow really regard them as treasures?

"Miss Ji, Miss Ji, so what should I name my child?"

Liao Jiang's voice pulled Ji Yu out of her memories. She looked at the hexagram and said, "Ah, your child, my suggestion is to give him a name related to longevity, or something related to good fortune."

How about Fubao? He has the same name as the giant panda, and he's a national treasure.

[Why not be more direct and just call him Shou? Luckily, this kid's father doesn't believe Qin, otherwise that would be terrible.]

【Hahahahaha, Qin Shou, hahahaha.】

[Hate cilantro: How about Fuwang? He looks very lucky.]

[Psst, what's your name? It's the same as my dog's.]

[I hate cilantro: There are so many people with the same name as dogs.]

How's Liao Jian? A healthy Jian, I think he's good.

[Let's forget about the character "健" (healthy). Kids these days tend to be mean-spirited. Be careful, or this kid might get deliberately given a derogatory nickname in the future.]

[Then the turtle symbolizes longevity, which is excellent.]

"Stop, stop, stop." Liao Jiang stopped the scrolling barrage of comments and said unhappily, "What's so good about it? The names you guys picked aren't on the same level as mine. Seriously, Miss Ji should do it. Miss Ji's naming is very sophisticated. The surname Ji is awesome, and the character Yu sounds nice too. It's very good, so Miss Ji should choose a name for my child."

Ji·Name·Yu: Hahaha, you really think highly of her.

She tentatively uttered a word: "Shun? Chang?"

"These two characters, one means a smooth life, the other means life or prosperity. You can pick which two characters you like, or look them up in a dictionary yourself."

"I think Liao Chang is pretty good. Liao Shun is a bit rustic, so let's just use Chang. Thank you, Miss Ji. You're really good at naming."

"Hahaha."

Ji Yu smiled awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed by what was said.

[Wait a minute, why does Liao Shun sound so unfashionable? My name is Shun.]

Liao Jiang scratched his head and said, "I don't know why, I just instinctively feel it's unfashionable. You have to ask my instinct for the specific reason. I don't know it right now."

The couple thanked Ji Yu again and hung up the call.

Ji Yu looked at the time, stretched and said, "Okay, that's all for today. I'll see my family tomorrow."

After the live broadcast ended, Zhang Nannan came up from below.

“Master, Mr. Shen is here.”

"OK."

Ji Yu put on a coat and went downstairs, sitting opposite Shen Baizhou and asked, "What good news does Mr. Shen have at this hour of the night?"

"There's always a bad thing. I didn't expect that Gabala today to have formed a complete industrial chain. I wonder if Boss Ji has made a detailed calculation?"

"That's not a detailed calculation. I only calculated the parts related to the divination subject and would never look at more than that."

Shen Baizhou nodded to show that he understood, and he pushed the skull in the box in front of Ji Yu.

"Boss Ji, I'm here to represent the seventh inning. I want you to calculate this Kabala."