"What?! Ants climbing a tree?!"

Qin Shou rolled her eyes, realizing that Xiao Xuan, that idiot, was just trying to fool her.

"Chang Sheng, during the years I was in seclusion, has Yi Cheng made any mistakes?"

At the dinner table, Qin Shou picked up his bowl and chopsticks while asking a question.

Upon hearing this, Yi Cheng immediately picked up her bowl and chopsticks and retreated dozens of steps, all the way to the courtyard. Her small eyes nervously stared at her senior brother and master.

"No. "

Changsheng shook his head.

"Ha~"

Yi Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then picked up her small bowl and chopsticks and ran back, sitting down at the table and frantically eating.

My senior brother is actually a pretty nice guy.

"My junior sister even helped me with the work, watering the spirit herbs," Changsheng continued.

"oh! "

Qin Shou's eyes lit up, and he patted Yi Cheng's little head.

"Wow, Yicheng has become so sensible! She's even taking the initiative to do chores!"

"Excellent! Excellent!"

Qin Shou said with a chuckle.

Yi Cheng was also very happy, because her master praised the goose.

Unexpectedly, Changsheng then said quietly, "Hmm, Junior Sister is quite sensible. She only dug up a few hundred jars of your spirit wine, used it to irrigate two spirit fields, and killed most of the spirit seeds."

Snap!

The bowl and chopsticks in Qin Shou's hands fell.

Yi Cheng immediately sensed something was wrong and tried to dodge, but the next second Qin Shou grabbed one of her arms, picked up her shoe and started hitting her butt.

"Well, you little idiot, you've really grown up, haven't you?"

"Tell me, just how much of my spirit wine did you waste?"

Qin Shou said aggressively.

Yi Cheng lowered her body, sticking out her little bottom, and desperately backed away, trying to break free from her master's restraints.

"Master, the goose made a mistake, please don't hit it!"

"The goose just wanted the little seed to grow quickly; it didn't know seeds can't drink alcohol."

"It's all the eldest brother's fault; he didn't tell the goose."

Yi Cheng pouted and complained indignantly.

"Hey, you little idiot, you think you're right?"

Smack! Smack! Smack!

Qin Shou dragged Yi Cheng around the courtyard, but Yi Cheng dodged most of the attacks.

"You're punished by standing here. No lunch allowed. Get some sun and sharpen your brain."

Qin Shou, hands on his hips, scolded Yi Cheng.

"You're not allowed to leave before sunset, understand?"

"Yes, Master."

Yi Cheng pouted, looking aggrieved, and stood obediently in the yard, watching as Xiao Pang ate her share of meat.

......

In the afternoon, just after Qin Shou finished eating, Nangong Liuli arrived.

Qin Shou looked around and, finding no enemies, breathed a sigh of relief.

Upon seeing this, Nangong Liuli rolled her beautiful eyes.

That guy is a real jerk...

But this face is really beautiful!

"Why are you here? Are you missing the baby?"

Qin Shou blinked his big eyes, and at the same time, he was somewhat tempted. Perfect. Now that he had entered the Void Realm, he was full of confidence that if they really fought, he could fight her for ten days and ten nights without any problem.

And this time, I have to make her wear a little bellyband to seduce me.

"Was it you who underwent tribulation a while ago?" Nangong Liuli asked.

"It's me."

"You have entered the Void Realm!"

Nangong Liuli's beautiful eyes sparkled... This person's talent is truly abnormal.

No, it's my husband's talent that's rather "arrogant".

Since the last time she practiced dual cultivation, her cultivation level has improved considerably. It seems that she will be able to break through to a higher realm again in less than ten years.

"Greetings, fairy."

The old man smiled broadly, stepped forward, and cupped his hands in greeting.

"Call her 'the register teacher's wife'."

Qin Shou's voice drifted over from the side.

Longevity:............

Da da da!

Yi Cheng ran over, blinking her little eyes, "Master, what does 'a master's wife with a nominal title' mean?"

"Go back to standing."

Qin Shou shouted.

"OK. "

Ta-da-ta-ta, Yi Cheng ran back again, squinting her little eyes at Da Mei.

Da Mei received the signal, tilted her head back, and asked curiously, "Master, what does 'name-registered master's wife' mean?"

Qin Shou patted Da Mei's head and said, "A nominal master's wife and a nominal disciple mean the same thing—that is, you haven't been officially recognized yet. As for whether you can be officially recognized, it depends on my mood."

Nangong Liuli, standing to the side: ...........

With a creak, her jade fist clenched tightly, as if she wanted to beat the Qin beast to death.

Indeed, just as a person's name reflects the shadow of a tree, there are no wrong names or wrong nicknames.

Beasts are beasts in their own right, both cowardly and beastly.

"Oh dear, I'll go make the bed. You can come over in a bit."

Qin Shou got up, stretched, gave Nangong Liuli a flirtatious wink, and then walked towards the front mountain.

The joy of getting something for free is more radiant than the flowers of spring.

Da da da!

Seeing that her master had left, Yi Cheng ran over again, tilting her little head up to look at Nangong Liuli, her little eyes full of curiosity.

"Your teacher's wife is so kind!"

"Does your teacher's wife like to eat?"

"Does the teacher's wife prefer meat or vegetables?"

"Master's wife, could you bring me more gifts next time you come?"

"The Registered Teacher's Wife............"

? ? ? ?

Nangong Liuli looked at the chubby little girl in front of her, and her eyes almost felt dizzy.

......

In the courtyard on the front hill.

Qin Shou moved the large bed directly under the peach tree.

Nangong Liuli: ...........

What are you doing?

"I'll give you a liver!"

"I'm asking you why you moved the bed under the peach tree?"

"Hehehe, it's kind of embarrassing to say it out loud."

Qin Shou rubbed his hands together, his face slightly embarrassed, and said, "Ever since last time... I've found it exciting and arousing to be under a tree."

"Pah, pervert."

Nangong Liuli blushed and turned into a streak of light to leave, but Qin Shou pulled her down and held her in his arms.

"Little beauty, where are you going?"

Have you ever seen a lamb that has fallen into the wolf's mouth escape?

Qin Shou grinned maliciously, revealing his nine-pack abs. "Hehehe... I bet you won't be tempted by my strong physique."

"Pah!"

Nangong Liuli immediately blushed crimson and spat, "What wolf's mouth? I think it's a dog's mouth."

"Master, master, what are you guys doing? Are you about to fight again?"

Just then, a small, orange-eyed goose approached, looking pitiful, and said, "Master, could you please take care of the goose? The goose wants to fight too!"

"Why are you everywhere?!"

Qin Shou's eyes widened. "Didn't I tell you to stand in the corner as punishment? Why did you come back?"

"Go stand in the corner as punishment."

Qin Shou urged.

"Master, can the goose be punished by standing in the corner again tomorrow?"

"no. "

"But Master, the geese also want to fight and play with you."

"Hurry up, kids shouldn't meddle in adult matters!"

Qin Shou let out a stern cry, his divine sense stirred slightly, and he sent Yi Cheng to the back mountain. Then, he waved his sleeve and set up a barrier.

Before long, the peach tree in the yard began to shake violently, and the petals fluttered down, as if a pink peach blossom rain had fallen.

"Ugh, what kind of pose is this? I don't want to wear this..."

"Be good, put it on."

"I don't. "

"Hmph, behold my Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the Great Luo Mantra, the Prajna Buddhas, the Prajna Paramita..."

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A book review is coming up in a while, and I need to prepare five titles for this book.

(Title requirements: 1. Relevant to the book's content; 2. Suitable for the Tomato style;)

If any of you have any good ideas, feel free to leave a comment here.

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