"Hehehe, old lady, let's have some fun together!"

The next day, Qin Shou pulled Nangong Liuli to the peach tree and used the Five Elements Law to construct a small world of the Five Elements.

Then he unfurled the Scroll of Eternity, activated the Peach Blossom Immortal Scripture, and began a long and shameless life with Nangong Liuli.

Beneath the old mulberry tree, on the golden lotus flower, a phantom appeared, gazing at the falling peach blossoms and shaking its head in disdain.

"Sigh, these young people nowadays... why do they have to build all sorts of little worlds for no reason!"

"They don't even understand the simple principle of 'appealing to both refined and popular tastes'."

Then, the illusory figure slowly disappeared.

The back mountain.

An old turtle was sunbathing by the well.

Suddenly, a long neck emerged from the large, black tortoise shell. The tortoise head pressed against the ground and listened for a long time. Then, it sighed deeply, retracted its neck, turned over, and continued to bask in the sun with its shell facing upwards.

Changsheng sat cross-legged under the eaves in the distance, carrying a black stone tablet on his back and a golden bead floating in front of him, diligently cultivating.

"Moo~"

The old ox lay dozing under a tree in the distance, occasionally raising its cloudy eyes to glance at Changsheng.

The cicadas chirped incessantly in the trees, their clear and sparse sounds awakening the entire height of summer.

The sun blazed overhead, white clouds drifted and swirled atop the mountain, and the wind was gentle.

Some say that time is like the sands of the Ganges, always flowing away and disappearing without warning, and in that ever-changing eternity, the scenery on Turtle Mountain seems to be unique.

But who knows, millions of years from now, when those who once lived on this mountain look back, will they see familiar faces still there, or will they see only devastation...?

......

The Vermilion Bird Imperial City is empty, and a golden warship cuts through the sea of ​​clouds.

As soon as Xiao Xuan landed, a flashing white figure grabbed his neck.

"Haha, Brother Xiao, decades have passed, but you're still as dashing as ever!"

"Holy crap, Brother Lang, I've missed you so much! Come here, give me a hug!"

Xiao Xuan opened his arms.

However, the next moment he found a dagger pressed against his neck.

Lang Sansheng sneered, "You son of a bitch, Xiao Xuan, you owe me money and you want me to pay it back, and you even dare to talk behind my back about me being small? Am I small? Huh!"

"You son of a bitch, calling me small is one thing, but saying I'm as small as a toothpick is another!"

"Holy crap! A toothpick! That's a toothpick!"

"You despicable and shameless scoundrel! I treated you like a brother, took you to brothels and let you have your way with women, and you actually dared to spread rumors about me behind my back!"

"No wonder, when I returned this time and visited some of the fairies I used to know, they were all very cold towards me, and some even refused to see me at all."

"Tell me, was this the work of yours, you bastard?"

Lang San roared angrily.

"Hey, Brother Lang, I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush, let me explain slowly."

Xiao Xuan extended a finger, trying to gently push away the dagger pressed against his neck.

However, Lang Sansheng slapped him hard on the back of the head, saying, "Be honest, stop your damn excuses."

Xiao Xuan:............

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch Lang Sansheng, do you think I'm that kind of person? Huh!?"

"Are you out of your mind? You believe whatever idiot says?"

"I swear on my integrity, I absolutely never spread the rumor that 'you're smaller than a toothpick'!"

"This is clearly some beastly bastard trying to sow discord between us brothers."

"Tell me who spread this rumor, and I'll go and arrest them so we can confront them."

"You son of a bitch, how dare you publicly spread rumors about me, the Emperor! You're asking for death!"

"If I catch him, I'll twist his head off and stuff it up his ass!"

"What the hell kind of idiots are these?"

"And you, with your two arms, you believe everything you hear!"

"And now they've got a dagger to their brother's throat! Let me tell you, I'm angry, and no amount of drinking will appease me..."

Xiao Xuan stomped his foot and cursed for the duration of half an incense stick.

"You really didn't spread rumors about me?"

Lang Sansheng narrowed his eyes slightly.

"No, absolutely not! I, Xiao Xuan, swear to heaven, I have never spread the rumor that 'you're smaller than a toothpick.' If I break this oath, may my best brother die a horrible death and be impotent for eternity!"

Xiao Xuan's expression was serious as he raised his hand to swear, "You know I value brotherhood more than anything else in my life. For my best brother to die is more painful than dying myself ten thousand times over."

"Yes, I believe that. That time in the brothel, I was beaten up because I couldn't pay the bill, and you even went to great lengths to help me."

Lang Sansheng nodded in deep agreement.

But she quickly realized what was happening and stared at Xiao Xuan with an unfriendly expression.

"What's your best brother's name?"

"Dugu Jian."

"Oh, that's more like it."

Lang Sansheng breathed a sigh of relief and silently put down the dagger.

But it quickly lifted up again.

"No way, you son of a bitch, you once said I was your best brother."

"You son of a bitch Xiao Xuan, I knew it! You don't consider me a brother. I've always considered you my best brother, even to the point of risking my life! I even introduced you to my favorite mistress, and you actually say that idiot Dugu Jian is your best brother???"

"I'm fucking heartbroken. No amount of drinking can cheer me up unless you take me to the best brothel in Yunzhou for a hundred free services."

Xiao Xuan rolled his eyes. "Your favorite mistress weighs over 300 pounds. She's good for nothing except being rich."

Besides, who in this world is richer than my master?

“My best brother is still you, Lang!” Xiao Xuan added sincerely.

"Oh, that's more like it."

Lang Sansheng nodded in satisfaction, but immediately frowned.

"Wait, let me sort this out."

"You mean if you spread rumors about me, you'll also wish that your best brother—may die a horrible death and be impotent for eternity!!!"

"Holy crap! You know I'm not very smart, yet you're still playing word games with me?!"

Lang Sansheng was furious.

He felt that he wouldn't be appeased until he got a thousand chances to get something for free.

Xiao Xuan was speechless. How come this guy's brain has become so much more enlightened after he went out and had a wild time?

"Wait a minute... why did you specifically say you didn't spread the rumor that I'm smaller than a toothpick? Are you implying that you spread other rumors about me?"

Lang Sansheng's little brain was working at high speed, and his eyeballs were almost popping out of their sockets.

This time, Xiao Xuan wasn't surprised, he was shocked.

Is this still that silly, clueless guy who always tries to get something for free and always gets beaten up?

"Alright, Brother Lang, it's been a long time, why are we talking about this?"

"Let's go grab a drink, brothers."

Xiao Xuan suggested.

"No way! You better get this straight today: are you going to invite me to Feixianlou for a thousand free rides or not?"

Lang Sansheng is persistent and stubborn when it comes to getting things for free.

Snap!

Xiao Xuan immediately flashed behind Lang Sansheng, then slapped him to the ground with a large slap, followed by a barrage of punches and kicks.

"You son of a bitch, you're really getting into this acting."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Don't you know I'm now a Nascent Soul cultivator? Ah!"

"And you call yourself a mere Nascent Soul cultivator? You dare to threaten me with a dagger and demand I treat you to something for free?"

"Damn it, I've been putting on this show for you for so long, and you're still not satisfied."

"Tell me, are you looking for a masochistic act?!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Ahhh, Brother Xiao, stop kicking! My brother was injured recently."

"So, do you realize you were wrong?"

"Okay, okay."

Who is the most handsome man in Yunzhou?

"It's you, it's you!"

"That's more like it. It would have been better if we'd done it this way earlier."

Xiao Xuan helped Lang Sansheng up, put his arm around his shoulder, and laughed loudly:

"Hahaha, Brother Lang, it's been so long since we've seen each other! Let's drink to our hearts' content today!"

"Do you have Eight Immortals' Drunkenness?"

"have. "

"Do you have rouge tears?"

"have.. "

"Are there any beauties there?"

"Yes, my wife, she's as beautiful as an angel."

"Oh? This...this...I'm so embarrassed."

"Brother Lang?"

"What's wrong?"

"Why don't you castrate yourself first? I'll appoint you as the Grand Eunuch of the Imperial Palace, the head of three thousand eunuchs."

“........”