Qin Shou was reincarnated into a cultivation world, gaining a system in his mind that allowed him to draw a lottery prize once every day. However, 59 consecutive years of drawing nothing brought Qi...
Have you ever seen a crab leg as long and thick as a tree?
Yi Cheng is currently munching on it.
She had never seen such a big crab before!
It looks delicious.
Upon tasting it, I discovered—
—Even more fragrant!
"Wow! Absolutely nothing! Absolutely nothing! This big crab smells so good!"
After just a few bites, Yi Cheng's little eyes widened instantly, and happy drool dripped down her big belly.
Qin Shou couldn't bear to look at that silly, dumbfounded way of eating.
"Haha, if you like them, Junior Sister, I'll bring you a few more next time I come," Xiao Xuan laughed. "There are still eight more of its clans I haven't captured yet."
"Really!" Yi Cheng's little eyes lit up, then curved into a happy smile. "Four-free tenderness is so great!"
"Mmm, great, four no's is really good!"
Little Fatty punched a hole in the crab's leg shell and stuck his whole head inside, wanting to feast. However, the hole was too small, and his little belly was a bit bulging, so he got stuck there, with only his tender white bottom and two short little legs sticking out, wriggling around frantically.
Meanwhile, the little face inside the crab's leg shell turned bright red, and it was making "ee-ya ee-ya" noises.
"Black Rabbit, Black Rabbit, I'm stuck! Please help me!"
"Squeak, I'm here."
Black Rabbit grabbed a small piece of crab leg meat several meters long and started gnawing on it, while busily pulling out the axe from its waist with the other hand. With two quick "cracks," it shattered the crab shell that had trapped Little Fatty, freeing him from his predicament.
"Black Rabbit, thank you."
"You're welcome, Fatty, eat up! I'm eating super fast."
"Uh-huh. "
The foodies on the hilltop were eating with great gusto, which made Qin the Beast's appetite increase as well.
However, Qin Beast considers itself an elegant beast, and high-end ingredients like king crab are all about "elegance" when it comes to eating.
Before him was a white jade plate with intricate carvings, on which sat a silver knife and fork, and beside it a pot of warm plum wine.
Qin Shou first picked up a knife and gently cut off a piece of crab leg meat, then put it in his mouth and slowly savored it with a pot of plum wine.
"Um... "
Qin Shou took a small sip, nodded, then tilted his head back, spread his arms, and exclaimed loudly, "Ah! It's fucking delicious!"
Yi Cheng glanced at his master, then, while munching on a crab leg, imitated Qin Shou by spreading his arms wide, tilting his head back (since his neck wasn't visible), and exclaimed loudly, "Wow! It's fucking delicious!"
"???"
Qin Shou raised his head and turned it slightly, glancing at the glutton.
The foodie also raised his little head, his eyes darting around, glancing at his master out of the corner of his eye.
The two masters exchanged glances, then simultaneously turned their heads, craned their necks, and shouted, "Ah! It smells fucking good!"
"Goose, goose, goose..."
After Yi Cheng learned it a second time, he suddenly clutched his big belly and burst into laughter.
As Luo Bingshu looked at the scenes and people on the mountaintop, he felt a strange sensation for the first time.
"Would you like a bite?"
Xiao Xuan handed a plate of crab meat to Luo Bingshu.
"unnecessary. "
Luo Bingshu shook his head.
Having reached his level of attainment, he had long since lost any desire for food and drink.
"Really not going to try it?"
Xiao Xuan laughed, "Let me tell you, my junior sister's big black pot is amazing! The delicious food cooked in it far surpasses any other delicacy in the world."
"Heh."
Luo Bingshu chuckled lightly, unconcerned, and said, "I once visited the Nine Heavens Pavilion in the Central Divine Continent and tasted the culinary skills of the current Sage of Cookery."
"Do you really think there's anyone in this world whose culinary skills can surpass those of that Culinary Saint?"
Luo Bingshu raised an eyebrow and looked at Xiao Xuan.
Xiao Xuan chuckled, "How do you know it doesn't exist if you haven't tried it?"
Luo Bingshu looked at the crab leg meat on the plate in front of him, then at Xiao Xuan. Considering that Xiao Xuan was a prodigy, he picked up his chopsticks and took a small bite.
To everyone's surprise, it would have been better if he hadn't tasted it. After tasting it, his brows furrowed, and his expression gradually changed from indifference and disdain to a deep sense of astonishment and lingering reminiscence.
"This taste..."
Luo Bingshu took a deep look at the big black pot in front of the chubby girl.
This flavor was so amazing that it surprised and amazed his palate, which had tasted the most delicious food in the world.
"Nothing, nothing, what are you doing?"
"These crabs are so delicious, how could you let a stranger eat them?"
Seeing this, Yi Cheng tugged at Xiao Xuan's arm and whispered something in his ear.
"Junior Sister, please calm down. I'm just trying to get him hooked. Once he likes eating crabs, we can let him catch them himself and cook them in a big black pot." Xiao Xuan also chimed in, whispering in Yi Cheng's ear, "We'll charge him for it. He'll get one leg for each crab, and the rest is yours."
That way, you can sit at home every day and someone will bring you crabs to eat.
"Holy crap! Siwu is so smart!"
Upon hearing this, Yi Cheng immediately blurted out a silly swear word, and at the same time, her little eyes widened and gleamed green.
At this moment, in her eyes, Si Wu's intelligence was about to surpass that of his master.
Moreover, she felt that no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't come up with such an earth-shattering idea.
Do you think crab legs are delicious?
Yi Cheng ran up to Luo Bingshu with a "da da da" sound, raised her little head, and looked at him expectantly with her little eyes wide open.
Luo Bingshu was taken aback by the bright, sparkling eyes that stared at him. He nodded and said, "Delicious."
"Goose, goose, goose..."
"Hey! There are still crab legs here, give me another tender one."
As she spoke, Yi Cheng handed over the crab leg meat she had half-eaten and continued to shout, "Goose told you, Goose's big black pot is amazing!"
If you want to eat crab legs again next time, you can catch some big crabs and I can cook them for you. After they're cooked, you can have one leg from each crab.
In that case, if you catch two crabs, you can have two legs to eat!
Yi Cheng blinked her clever little eyes.
“........”
Luo Bingshu was stunned for a moment, and was somewhat confused.
Firstly, given these people's cultivation levels, if they wanted to eat crabs, they should be able to get as many as they wanted, so why would I need to catch them?
Secondly, I caught a crab, and they gave me one of its legs!!!
Isn't this handling fee a bit too much—too much—uh...excessive?
"Are you unwilling?"
Yi Cheng noticed that the other person had frowned and thought that the other person might be upset that she hadn't given enough.
So, she immediately frowned, her sparse eyebrows furrowing, and after hesitating for a long time, she held up her little finger and said, "How about a big crab, and two tender crab legs for the goose?"
Yi Cheng tentatively asked, but seeing no response, she decisively shook her little head and anxiously said:
"We really can't have any more. Little Fatty, Black Rabbit, and Big Beauty need to eat too."
Luo Bingshu: ...Should I agree?
The problem is, I never even thought about it.
"Ahem."
Xiao Xuan coughed twice, feigning annoyance, and interjected, "Alright, Junior Sister, you've gone too far. Giving him even one leg of a crab is excessive."
"You're just too kind."
Xiao Xuan sighed, then let out a long sigh, "Alas, but it's not your fault. The people in our sect are all too kind, from our master to us fellow disciples."
It's like a tradition etched into our very bones!
Luo Bingshu at this moment: ...........What are you talking about?
Luo Shen'an, hanging in the distance: ............You call this kindness?!
Luo Bingshu remained silent.
Where is the kindness in this?
This is clearly a robbery.
"But don't worry, Junior Sister, I'll give him a good beating later and take him as my little brother. That way, I can have him catch crabs for you to eat, and you won't have to give him even one leg."
"Holy crap! You can do this with 'four no's'?!"
Yi Cheng was once again thoroughly shocked.
Beat him and take him as your subordinate, then you can command him to help you catch crabs.
Suddenly, Yi Cheng turned her small eyes to Luo Bingshu, picked up two small golden hammers, and was about to stand up.
"Hey, hey, hey, junior sister, wait a minute."
Xiao Xuan quickly stepped forward and pulled her aside, saying, "I should handle this. You'd better hurry up and eat the crabs, or Little Fatty Black Rabbit will eat them all."
Bang!
Upon hearing this, Yi Cheng immediately dropped the little golden hammer in her hand, pushed aside Black Rabbit and Little Fatty with her little belly, took the best spot, crawled into the crab shell, and picked up a big spoon to dig.
Luo Bingshu was momentarily stunned. She stared at the chubby little girl who had dropped the little golden hammer, her head full of question marks.
What was she just doing?
Are you carrying two small golden hammers to kill me?
Is this human kid out of his mind?
"Yi Cheng, where did you get that big spoon? It's huge!"
"The goose took it from the kitchen."
"Let me use it."
"No, you can take it yourself."
"Wow~, sister, can you let me use Yicheng's spoon...?"
As the children ate, they seemed to have another disagreement.