Qin Shou was reincarnated into a cultivation world, gaining a system in his mind that allowed him to draw a lottery prize once every day. However, 59 consecutive years of drawing nothing brought Qi...
After lunch.
Yi Cheng led a few chubby boys to lie under the eaves and bask in the sun.
The little girl patted her bulging belly with her hands, a satisfied smile spreading across her face.
"Black Rabbit, the goose gave you a big piece of fatty meat today, and you gave it to Yuanbao. Tell me, do you look down on the goose?"
Yi Cheng started her usual post-meal accounting again.
"Squeak, there's no orange. I don't like fatty meat anymore; I prefer lean meat."
"Hey, Black Rabbit, why are you being picky about food? Master said children shouldn't be picky eaters."
"But Yicheng, I saw you secretly scrape away the small green vegetables that your owner had put in your bowl while you were eating your rice."
"How...how did you see that?!"
Yi Cheng's small eyes widened in surprise.
Then it seemed as if he remembered one of the many military strategies his brother-in-law had taught him.
He immediately leaned back, sprang up, and roared in a commanding voice, "Black Rabbit, are you threatening the goose?"
"Huh? No...no."
Black Rabbit panicked, lying there with its round, black belly sticking out, blinking its big eyes with an innocent look on its face.
"Then you said the goose gave you a piece of carrot today, but you didn't eat it and gave it to Yuanbao instead."
Yi Cheng pointed at the black rabbit and said arrogantly, "Even the rabbits don't eat carrots anymore, so what's going on?!"
"I...I just wanted to give Yuanbao a balanced diet of meat and vegetables so he could grow up healthy. What did I do wrong?"
Black Rabbit argued weakly...
"You're still arguing!"
Yi Cheng pointed at Black Rabbit and shouted angrily, "Little Fatty, tell him what the first rule of the gang is!"
“I…I…”
Little Fatty patted his belly nervously for a moment, then blinked his big eyes and asked疑惑地问道:“一橙,我们我们的帮规则。”
"I know, I know."
Little Yuanbao raised his little hand and answered quickly, "The first rule of the gang is that my junior aunt is the boss. You all have to listen to her. Even if she tells you to go and beat up my dad, you have to go."
"Right, Junior Sister?"
Little Yuanbao held his head high, waiting for his little aunt's praise.
"Ang ang."
Yi Cheng raised his voice twice with a heavy thud.
Then she patted Xiao Yuanbao's belly and praised him with a big smile.
"Hee hee hee... Little Aunt is praising Yuanbao again!"
Little Yuanbao lay happily on the ground quacking like a goose, and even asked his junior aunt to let him join the Turtle Mountain Four Scoundrels' super team, promising that he would definitely listen to his junior aunt.
But Yi Cheng refused, saying that they would talk about it when Xiao Yuanbao was older and able to fight.
"Then...then I know I was wrong."
Black Rabbit lowered its little head and said in a muffled voice, "Yi Cheng, could you wait until I've finished eating the meat before you give me the carrot?"
Otherwise, after I finish the carrots, you and Little Fatty will eat all the meat.
"What are you saying! What kind of talk is that! Do you think I, Yi Cheng, am that kind of person?!"
Yi Cheng glared with her small eyes, her face red and her neck thick as she roared.
"yes. "
"yes. "
Black Rabbit and Little Fatty nodded without hesitation.
“You...you guys.......”
Yi Cheng, exasperated, turned her gaze to Yuan Bao, "Yuan Bao, what do you say?"
"ah........"
Yuanbao watched as his junior aunt's large belly trembled with anger. He blinked his big eyes, then tilted his head and said, "Oh dear, junior aunt, Yuanbao is asleep. Yuanbao will answer your question another day."
"Huh? Yuanbao fell asleep so quickly."
Yi Cheng scratched her head, her intelligent little eyes fixed on Xiao Yuanbao, who was pretending to be asleep.
Her intuition told her that Yuanbao was not asleep.
Yuanbao must have felt that telling the truth would make his aunt Xiaopang and Uncle Heitu lose face.
Yes, that must be it.
"Boss Yi Cheng, if I vote that you're not that kind of person, could you let me play the Golden Wheel Monk this afternoon?"
At this moment, the Netherworld White Tiger walked over with elegant little steps.
"Yes, yes."
Yi Cheng nodded her little head.
The Netherworld White Tiger immediately raised its little hand and swore, "You must believe me, I swear on my tiger's honor, Boss Yi Cheng is definitely not that kind of greedy meat-eater."
"Hmph, coward."
The chubby boy snorted dismissively.
"Exactly, exactly."
Black Rabbit chimed in.
"Ah~, even Xiaobai said so, why don't you believe me?"
Yi Cheng's signature move when she gets angry is glaring with those small eyes, just like the acting style of Xiao Pang when he played Xiao Long Nu.
Black Rabbit and Little Fatty shifted their positions, the two chubby boys, one black and one white, now huddled close together.
"Yicheng, little sister, why are you arguing again?"
"Come and eat some grapes!"
Just then, Da Mei came bouncing over, carrying a basket of washed grapes.
Upon seeing Da Mei arrive, Yi Cheng immediately rallied her troops.
"Hey! Time to eat grapes! Time to eat grapes!"
Upon hearing that grapes had arrived, Xiao Yuanbao, who had been pretending to be asleep just a moment ago, immediately jumped up, grabbed a big grape in each hand, and began to eat it sweetly.
Her big eyes curved into crescent moons with happiness.
Her little mouth is sweet too.
"Thank you, Auntie Da Mei."
"You're welcome, Yuanbao."
Da Mei crouched down slightly, patted Xiao Yuanbao's head, and revealed a sweet smile.
From Xiao Yuanbao's perspective, Aunt Da Mei's smile was even brighter than the sunlight streaming down behind her.
"Huh! Sister, my grapes!"
Speaking of grapes, they are Little Fatty's favorite. He's loved them ever since he was cooking fish in the pond.
Every year, a lot of grapes grow on the mountain, and Little Fatty takes on more than half of them.
Several times, Da Mei woke up in the middle of the night to find her younger sister missing, only to find her in the cemetery. She was sitting under the grapevines, picking a grape, eating it, spitting out the skin, picking another, eating it, spitting out the skin again...
Qin Shou scolded her, forbidding her from sneaking food at night from now on and telling her to sleep well and cultivate properly.
For Little Fatty, he plays all day long and only cultivates at night by sleeping in the Koi Dream. If he were to be lazy even then, he would truly be wasting his true dragon bloodline.
As a result, Little Fatty insisted that she hadn't stolen any food, but was sleepwalking, and that sleepwalking had nothing to do with her.
Hey....
Every time Qin Shou came here, he would laugh in anger.
What could he do but hang her up and beat her to make her understand why the flowers were so red?
At such a young age, they already dare to argue; what will they be like in the future?
"Yi Cheng, come quickly for dessert."
Little Fatty waves.
Yi Cheng instantly forgot about the argument from before, lay back down with her big belly, and happily started eating the grapes.
"Little White, you should eat too."
Da Mei also handed some grapes to Youming Baihu.
"Thank you, Da Mei."
The Netherworld White Tiger was quite polite to Da Mei, because of all the koi fish on the mountain, besides Xiao Wen, he thought this beautiful koi was the best.
She's much better than that fat koi fish who always complains to the chubby girl at the drop of a hat.