Longevity for 1 Billion Years, Cultivating into an Immortal Emperor Before Emerging

Qin Shou was reincarnated into a cultivation world, gaining a system in his mind that allowed him to draw a lottery prize once every day. However, 59 consecutive years of drawing nothing brought Qi...

Chapter 401 Stealing Sister Orange's Pig Trotters? Are you bald enough?

"Ancestors..."

After leaving the Five Elements Realm, Nanning Xianhuang's heart remained unsettled for a long time.

She stared intently at Yi Cheng, as if trying to see right through her.

"What are you looking at!?"

Yi Cheng pinched his big belly and scolded him.

He sprayed saliva all over Nanning Xianhuang's face.

The veil fluttered, but Nanning Xianhuang seemed oblivious, still standing there in a daze.

"She is not your ancestor; she is my disciple."

Qin Shou glanced at Nanning Xianhuang and spoke in her mind.

Nanning Xianhuang finally came to her senses.

She understood the meaning behind Qin Shou's words. Even if the chubby girl in front of her really had a karmic entanglement with her ancestors, she was now just this man's disciple, and could only be this man's disciple.

This statement can be interpreted as an explanation, or it can be seen as a warning.

"Master, Master, this girl keeps staring at me. I feel like the way she's looking at me is weird."

Yi Cheng approached Qin Shou, stood on Da Bao's tiptoe, and whispered something in Qin Shou's ear.

"She's never seen such a cute baby as you, she was completely stunned."

Qin Shou patted Yi Cheng's head and said with a gentle laugh.

"Huh! Really?!"

Yi Cheng's small eyes widened, and she walked over happily, patting Nanning Xianhuang's knee and laughing, "Hey, big girl, you have the best taste besides Senior Sister Goose!"

!!

"Thank you so much... thank you for the compliment."

Nanning Xianhuang was still somewhat "discomforted" for a moment, and her tone became hesitant and slightly disordered.

But she quickly calmed down and looked at the matter again, just like the talkative little chubby girl in front of her.

"Where are you from?"

"Is your house big?"

"The goose told you, my senior sister's house is incredibly big..."

"Do you know Senior Sister Goose? She's the fairy who's even prettier than you."

"Hey! What's wrong with this person? Why isn't he saying anything?"

"well....... "

"Master, Master, the geese are hungry! Let's eat!"

"Also, Master, the goose just took a nap, and when it woke up, all the pigs it raised had run away."

"Sigh... Master, could you please have Siwu send over some more pigs?"

"Master..."

......

At noon, the table was laden with a sumptuous meal, which looked very homey and lively.

"Hachihachi..."

Four fat men sat in a row, their mouths greasy from eating.

"Master, now that I'm at the Void Realm, can I go down the mountain to find Senior Sister Goose? I also want to find Little Dragon Girl!"

"Squeak, go find Sister Wen! Go find Little Dragon Girl!"

“Yi Cheng, Yi Cheng, let’s go to Si Wu’s house first. Last time Yuan Bao came home crying, and his bottom was all red from being kicked by Si Wu. Yuan Bao also said that Si Wu beats him every day when you’re not around. My sister said that this is domestic violence and it’s unacceptable. Si Wu has changed now. We promised Yuan Bao that once you wake up, we’ll go to Si Wu’s house to seek justice for him.”

"Ah? But I want to go to my senior sister's house! I miss her so much!"

"Yi Cheng, we can go to Si Wu's house first. Si Wu is a gold digger; we can extort him. Then we can stop by Xiao Yong's house and ask him to give us more Jade Spirit Pigs. After that, we can take the pigs to Sister Wen's house. Wouldn't that be killing two birds with one stone?"

Little Fatty arranged the rest of the itinerary in just a few words.

"Sister, it's the best of both worlds."

"Ugh, sister, what's wrong with you? You're always arguing with me."

"Alright~, then we geese will head to Siwu's house first, but...we're going to seek justice for Yuanbao, not for Zhuzhu, okay?"

"Yes, yes, uphold justice!!!"

Little Fatty held a large pig's trotter, chuckling happily.

"Hmph hmph..." Baby wants to go too, baby wants to go too! Yi Cheng, don't leave baby behind this time. Baby doesn't want to stay on the mountain with a bunch of skinny guys. They don't even know how to bump their bellies.

Da Bao ran up to Yi Cheng and rubbed his big belly against her.

"Okay, Da Bao, from now on, the geese will take you with them when they go out to play."

Yi Cheng also got up and nuzzled back with her big belly in response.

"Hmph—Chirp!" Yi Cheng, you're the best.

"Hey hey hey, Yuanbao, hurry up and eat the meat, or Little Fatty and Black Rabbit will eat it all!"

"Eat meat, eat meat!"

Little Fatty, who was gnawing on a pig's trotter, suddenly stopped, looked up, and stared at me with his big eyes, saying:

"Yi Cheng, shouldn't we hold the banquet first?"

"Last time, when Grandpa Changsheng successfully established his foundation, Master hosted a month-long feast for him!"

"What! Senior Brother has successfully established his foundation! He even held a month-long banquet!!!"

Yi Cheng's eyes immediately perked up.

She ran up to Qin Shou with her big belly swaying back and forth, staring at him with her clear little eyes:

"Master, our eldest brother has been hosting a month-long feast, but the geese are going to be hosting a year's feast!"

"roll. "

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and scolded, "This little fool, is he trying to eat the whole mountain dry?"

"Wow~~, no, we're going to hold this event for a whole year!"

Seeing that her master disagreed, Yi Cheng immediately lay on the ground, throwing a tantrum and wailing.

"Master, why is it that even someone as stupid as my eldest brother can host a month-long banquet, while our clever and hardworking little goose can't host one for a year?"

Master, do you not love me anymore? Waaaaaah~~~~~~~ Waaaaah~~~~~~~ 。゜゜(′o`) ゜゜。

"..............?" Changsheng paused slightly while eating, and suddenly felt that the rice in his bowl no longer tasted good.

He really wanted to say, "Junior sister, would you like to have a match with your senior brother? Master is watching."

But he didn't dare.

He knew that his junior sister was stubborn; when he said it was a competition, she thought it was a real competition.

Chang Sheng was also afraid that his old bones might be crushed by his junior sister's unparalleled little fists if he wasn't careful.

"well........"

Chang Sheng let out a heavy sigh.

This was the first time he had sighed since he had reached the Foundation Establishment stage.

"Alright, alright, how about this, I'll throw you a grand banquet for a month and a day, one day more than your senior brother, how about that?" Qin Shou raised an eyebrow helplessly.

"Master, you're so young and good!"

Upon hearing that he had one more day than his senior brother, Yi Cheng immediately jumped up and giggled foolishly, while wiping away tiny tears from the corners of her eyes with her little hands.

"Yi Cheng, this bald guy stole the pig's trotter from your bowl!"

At this moment, Little Fatty suddenly pointed at the big monk who was engrossed in eating meat on the corner of the table and shouted.

"What! "

Yi Cheng's small eyes widened instantly.

He darted over in a flash and, with lightning speed, slapped the monk's shiny bald head with a loud thud.

Clang!

The monk's bald head trembled, as if a great bell had been struck.

Then, with a "bang," his head hit the table—and he fell asleep.

"Huff~ Huff~"

Yi Cheng held the pig's trotter and blew on it a few times. A hint of relief appeared in her small, beady eyes, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness, I only took one bite. This is the last pig's trotter."

Hachi!

Yi Cheng hugged the big pig's trotter and happily gnawed on it, her little eyes narrowing into slits with happiness.