The monk woke up.

The monk cried.

The monk was dragged to the old mulberry tree, screaming, "You...you don't come any closer!!!"

The afternoon sun was gentle, and the little ones huddled in a circle, carefully examining the snow-white monk in front of them.

"Yi Cheng, that monk's bald head is quite famous," Little Fatty said.

"Oh? Really? Let the goose try."

Yi Cheng immediately became interested, squeezed past a few chubby boys to walk in front of the monk, pressed his thumb against his middle finger and breathed on it, then slowly stretched it out onto the monk's head.

With a loud bang!

The heavens and earth trembled, the sound like a resounding bell.

With a thud, the monk fell straight backward, his limbs twitching involuntarily before he passed out.

"Wow, that was really loud!"

One orange eye and two green bean eyes, wide and round.

However, she quickly realized what was happening and anxiously poked the monk's body with her little finger.

"Little Fatty, Little Fatty, is that monk dead?"

"Huh? I don't know, but Master said that monk's bald head is really hard, so it should be fine, right..."

Da da da!

Yi Cheng ran to Qin Shou and shouted, "Master, Master, the goose just flicked that monk's bald head, and he fell asleep. Is he dead?"

"this......."

Qin Shou glanced at the bald man, then shook his head heavily. "It's really hard to say."

What does Master mean by "............"?

Yi Cheng scratched his head. "Master, let's try flicking it again and see if we can wake him up."

"this......."

Qin Shou nodded. "I think it's a good idea."

"Amitabha Buddha, no need, no need, this humble monk is already awake."

The Holy Buddha sat up, shook his head, and still felt a little dizzy.

"Wow! The monk's bald head is so hard and loud, I love how tender he is!"

Yi Cheng happily ran over there again.

"There's absolutely no need for that."

The holy Buddha was so frightened that he retreated repeatedly.

God knows, at that moment, he almost thought he had met Buddha.

Saint Buddha couldn't help but narrow his eyes... This chubby human girl is unfathomable!

"Hey geese, geese... Hey bald guy, let's play a game together! Let me flick your head, and then let you flick my head, okay?"

Yi Cheng, full of pride, pressed his chubby little face against the Holy Buddha, his little eyes blinking as he looked at the Holy Buddha.

Mommy, Buddha!

The holy Buddha suddenly felt his heart tremble.

"Amitabha Buddha, this humble monk does not wish to bully you, therefore..."

"Goose, goose, goose! Little Fatty, Black Rabbit, he promised! Let's play together!"

“............”

Bang!

A small slingshot flew past.

With lightning speed, the Holy Buddha clasped his hands together, and a golden halo rose up to protect his bald head.

But to everyone's surprise, the Vajra Subduing Demon Circle, which even ordinary Nascent Soul cultivators could hardly shake, shattered like glass under the fingers of this chubby human girl with a loud "bang".

Then there was another loud "bang," and the Holy Buddha felt as if his head was about to explode. In an instant, sound waves surged within his sea of ​​consciousness, like towering ocean waves.

Bang!

His body was straight and leaning backward, his hands and feet twitching uncontrollably.

The Vajra Divine Power shattered by that single finger strike reverberated so loudly that the entire mountaintop exploded with a deafening roar.

Qin Shou observed three seconds of silence for that monk.

At the same time, he felt a secret sense of satisfaction, thinking to himself, "Serves you right for deceiving this mountain lord."

"???"

"What's going on? Why is this bald guy so easy to knock on?"

Yi Cheng scratched his head and cheeks, his sparse eyebrows furrowing slightly, revealing a hint of childlike distress.

"Sigh... never mind, Fatty, Black Rabbit, the geese should go sunbathe."

Yi Cheng led a group of chubby little boys out to sunbathe.

Sunbathing is a long-standing tradition on Turtle Mountain.

After each meal, I need to go out and bask in the sun.

Because my master said that people will get moldy if they don't get sunlight.

Especially for chubby kids, they're not cute when they get moldy, because "moldy is cute".

"Little Fatty, did you eat your fill today?"

"Mmm, I'm about half full."

"Where's the black rabbit?"

"Squeak, I'm about 70% full."

"What's going on? Why aren't you guys full? Even the goose is only half full."

"Squeak, Yi Cheng, ever since that bald guy came up the mountain, Little Fatty and I have hardly had a full meal. That bald guy eats so much meat, and so fast!"

"Yeah, that's right. Yi Cheng, that bald guy Tai can eat a lot. Every time he eats, he eats more than half of what Little Fatty and I eat. We ask him to go catch monsters himself, but he won't go."

The little ones lay leaning against the eaves, rubbing their bellies, and began another round of post-meal discussions.

Little Fatty and Black Rabbit were also filled with righteous indignation.

When it comes to food, they always stand united against outsiders.

"What! He just eats and doesn't do anything; isn't he a complete glutton?"

Hearing this, Yi Cheng got angry.

My master once said that he hates good-for-nothings the most.

I eat a lot because I'm cute, but that monk eats a lot for no reason; he doesn't even grow a belly.

What's more, I only took a nap, and when I woke up, neither Little Fatty nor Black Rabbit had enough to eat.

"Exactly, that monk is a complete idiot."

Little Fatty and Black Rabbit spoke in unison, strongly criticizing the monk for being gluttonous and lazy.

Little did they know, those few were no less capable.

"Then...then next time, let that monk catch the goose."

Yi Cheng suggested angrily.

He instantly received unanimous approval from Little Fatty and Black Rabbit.

"Let him arrest me, let him arrest me."

"Hmph hmph~" Let him catch me!

At this moment, Da Bao, who had been unable to get a word in edgewise, saw this and quickly raised his little fist and started making loud "humming" noises as well.

"Yi Cheng, time to get your height engraved."

Under the eaves, Qin Shou stood beside a pillar and waved.

The gentle sunlight filtered through the eaves, falling on that ethereal young face, adding a touch of timeless beauty.

"Master, the geese are here!"

Yi Cheng ran over, standing straight under the eaves with her big belly sticking out. Occasionally, her little eyes would dart around, and she would try to sneakily stand up on her tiptoes, but Qin Shou would smile and press her shoulder down.

"Wow, Yicheng, you've grown quite a bit taller this time!"

Qin Shou gestured with his thumb and forefinger.

The pillar in front of him was covered with many marks, and there was another area with tens of thousands of marks that were impossible to count.

The bamboo hut from the first time I climbed the mountain has been completely renovated, but this "ancient" pillar has been specially preserved, standing here despite the erosion of time.

"Hehehe, Master, isn't the goose amazing!"

Yi Cheng pinched her chubby waist, her lips almost pursed to the sky.

"Amazing! Amazing!"

Qin Shou clapped his hands in encouragement.

"Master, Master, I want my height marked too!"

At this moment, Little Fatty patted his belly and walked calmly to Qin Beast's side.

Qin Shou shook his head. "You don't need it."

"Why? "

Little Fatty is unhappy.

Her little mouth was slightly pouting, and her cheeks were chubby.

If they disagree, she'll start crying again, feeling wronged.

"Little Fatty, you've stayed true to your original aspirations, and that's the key to your endearing nature, so there's no need to be critical."

"What do you mean?"

Little Fatty's eyes suddenly widened.

"You're just so incredibly cute right now."

"Wow! Ha! Master, you've finally admitted I'm the cutest kid on this mountain."

When Little Fatty gets excited, it's quite a spectacle; he runs all over the mountain announcing it.

"Master lied to her."

Qin Shou looked at Yi Cheng.

Yi Cheng nodded blankly, "Master, I know. You think I'm the cutest little one on this mountain."

"That's right."

Qin Shou laughed loudly and patted Yi Cheng's head, "Go play."

"Uh-huh. "

Yi Cheng nodded her little head proudly, while simultaneously mocking the chubby boy, saying he was so happy even after being tricked, hehe...

Watching Yi Cheng walk away, Qin Shou waved to the black rabbit beside him.

"Black Rabbit, come here."