Longevity for 1 Billion Years, Cultivating into an Immortal Emperor Before Emerging

Qin Shou was reincarnated into a cultivation world, gaining a system in his mind that allowed him to draw a lottery prize once every day. However, 59 consecutive years of drawing nothing brought Qi...

Chapter 459 A Silly Fish with Silly Luck? Little Fatty Undergoes Tribulation!

"What else?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes.

"If you don't consider yourself human, don't drag your senior sister out for a cameo role."

Finally, after Qin Shou patiently explained and guided her, Yi Cheng also felt that it was inappropriate to give the two pigs human names, so she changed them to "Cheng Xiaobao" and "Wen Dabao", which means that Yi Cheng is a little baby and Wen Qing is a big baby. Wen Qing and Yi Cheng are the big and small babies on Turtle Mountain.

"Goose, goose, goose... Master, geese are so smart!"

Yi Cheng was very proud of the brilliant idea that popped into her little brain.

"Yes, yes, very smart."

Qin Shou smirked and agreed, then urged the others to go and cultivate.

......

Three years later.

Qin Beast entered the second level of the Fusion Realm.

Cultivating at the Integration Realm is incredibly difficult, far exceeding the difficulty of the Void Realm by dozens of times. For ordinary cultivators, breaking through a single realm often takes hundreds or even thousands of years, and some even get stuck at the first level until they die. But that is ultimately for "ordinary people."

The Qin Beast cultivates in another dimension, and ten years of cultivation can equal a hundred years of effort.

As the Chaos Immortal Scripture breaks through to the seventh level, the Qin Beast's overall speed will also increase significantly.

It's worth mentioning that ever since Yi Cheng merged with a wisp of the Empress's soul, her cultivation speed has become incredibly fast. She breaks through to the ninth level of the Void Realm in just one hour every day, almost catching up with her master.

Qin Shou panicked, feeling very ashamed.

Who am I? I'm a cheat code! How could I possibly lose to a chubby kid with intellectual disabilities?

"Chief, aren't we being a little too embarrassing?"

"If my cultivation level is surpassed by my disciple, it will be a disgrace to you, after all, I am the chosen one you selected!"

"So, do you have any lottery tickets or scratch-off tickets for me to try and get a discount, so we can both be happy...?"

“Tongzi…Tongge…Tongdie…”

"Useless system, damn it, you're completely useless every day..."

Qin Shou tried to persuade him with kind words, but Tongzi wouldn't listen, so he started cursing and swearing.

"Master, the geese are back."

At the foot of the mountain, a few silly kids returned, covered in dust and dirt, carrying small iron tweezers. Each of them was wearing a safety helmet, the one Qin Beast had made from Chaos Bamboo.

Each hat also features slogans written by Qin Shou, such as "A hat in hand, safety assured," "Helmet, your guardian angel," and "I am not a rabbit, I am the helmet on a rabbit's head."

The helmet itself is useless, but the array engraved by the Qin Beast inside is useful. It can defend itself in case of danger, and the Qin Beast can also sense it.

These guys are addicted to treasure hunting now. Who knows, one day they might unearth a ten-thousand-year-old corpse that jumps out of the ground and kills them.

"Yi Cheng, did you cultivate today?"

Qin Shou asked with a gentle expression.

"No, Master, the goose will go to cultivate in a moment."

When Master asked this question, Yi Cheng became a little nervous. One hour of cultivation a day was a strict requirement that Master had given him. Yi Cheng had tried it countless times. Every time he slacked off, lied, and was beaten, he had to make up for that hour. In short, he got beaten for nothing.

"Don't worry, Master, the goose won't slack off."

"No need. I'm granting you the privilege of being lazy today. I'll give you a day off. Go and have some fun."

Qin Shou waved his hand.

Yi Cheng was instantly excited.

"Huh! (? ????) Thank you, Master! You're so good to me!"

"uh-huh. "

"Master, could you treat the goose even better?"

"What should I do?"

"Give the goose a bag of biscuits."

Qin Shou immediately rolled his eyes. "You look like a little cookie to me."

"Huh! Really, Master! Thank you, Master!"

Qin Beast, “........”

"Master, Master, I don't want to cultivate today either. No, I don't want to cultivate tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or the day after that."

Seeing that Yi Cheng didn't have to cultivate today, Little Fatty started yelling that he didn't want to cultivate either.

What followed was a brutal beating.

Snap!

The fair and tender little bottom instantly turned rosy.

"You look like you don't need any cultivation..."

"Waaah~, Master, you're a bad person! You hit me again~~"

Afraid of climbing up...

......

The moon and stars are sparse.

A plump koi carp swirls and glows in the sacred pond.

Beside the sacred pool, the holy Buddhist disciple sat cross-legged, like a dignified Buddha, reciting Buddhist scriptures as usual.

The sound of the scriptures drifted above the spiritual pool. Little Fatty consciously shut off her hearing. While others might let the words go in one ear and out the other, she ignored them completely.

The Holy Buddha was also very disheartened upon seeing this scene.

He saw that these two little koi were extraordinary, carrying the fortune of heaven and possessing the bloodline of true dragons. Therefore, he intended to give them some guidance to help them gain wisdom. However, this fat koi had remained steadfast in its original mind for decades, and even he, a true monk who was hailed as the future Buddha, could not help her.

Fortunately, the other koi was very well-behaved.

Da Mei possesses great wisdom, her body radiating a hazy golden light, flowing with Taoist intent, and illuminated by Buddhist teachings; she is sacred and extraordinary.

For decades, Song Ningsheng has been willing to teach Taoism, and Buddhist disciples have also been willing to spread the Dharma. Although Da Mei is not an expert in either Buddhism or Taoism, she has a certain understanding of them. Everything can be accumulated slowly, and one day it will come to fruition. Cultivating both Taoism and Buddhism is not impossible. This is a tremendous opportunity for demon beasts.

Boom!

Just when the moon was bright and the wind was gentle.

A sudden lightning tribulation struck, startling the Buddhist disciple who looked up as Song Ningsheng materialized.

But then, the spirit pool was filled with colorful light and endless spiritual energy, and it turned out that Little Fatty had broken through his cultivation level in his sleep!

"this......."

The Buddhist disciple slightly opened his mouth wide.

Song Ningsheng was also stunned for a moment.

In their original conception, although this fat koi had a strong bloodline and a stronger aura than Da Mei, it was lazy and not very bright. If it was about breaking through to a higher realm, Da Mei, who was more diligent and had opened her eyes to wisdom, should have been faster.

But who would have thought that this chubby koi... well, is this a case of a silly fish having a lucky streak?

"Sister, sister, I've survived my tribulation! I'm about to break through to a higher realm!"

Little Fatty woke up from his sleep and saw himself floating in mid-air, shouting in surprise.

She wasn't flustered at all. She was a fish that had weathered many storms and was no longer afraid of these little lightning bolts.

In truth, Little Fatty didn't care at all, since his master would take care of it anyway.

However, the next moment, when the lightning struck the chubby boy's head, the little fat boy panicked and immediately shouted:

"My master is a good person! My master is a very good person!"

"A little lightning bolt struck me! Help me, or my head will be blown out of my mind!!!"

Qin Shou merely sneered at Little Fatty's calls.

If I don't give this little fat fish a taste of hardship, you won't know how good your master is.

"Master, my sister is already mentally challenged; if you keep chopping her, she'll be killed."

Da Mei pitifully tugged at Qin Shou's arm and pleaded.

She knew her owner was just trying to scare her sister, but her sister was genuinely frightened.

"Relax! Relax!"

Qin Shou comforted Da Mei, explaining that the two koi carp didn't actually need his help to overcome their tribulations. They were blessed with the destiny of the Heavenly Dao, and the tribulation would only benefit them.

This is what the dog system said.

Qin Shou explained it to Da Mei.

Da Mei pouted, "Okay."

Then I shouted to the sky, "Go, little sister! You're the king of koi, the most powerful fish, the bravest little one on Turtle Mountain! And Mom said before that passing through the tribulation of lightning can make you grow a brain and turn you into the smartest fish..." Mom, I'm sorry, I lied.