"Haha, Master, this ordinary-looking person must be the new disciple you mentioned on the way, my junior brother."

Xiao Xuan struggled to climb out of the encirclement of several fat men, stood up, dusted himself off, and walked towards Qin Beast, smiling as he looked at Chen Changsheng.

"Hello, junior brother."

"Hello, senior brother."

Chen Changsheng responded with a smile.

"Come on, junior brother, give your senior brother a leg massage first."

Xiao Xuan lay back on a bamboo chair under the peach tree and waved to Chen Changsheng.

Heaven knows how much he suffered on the mountain. Even koi and rabbits could easily put him down, and he not only couldn't get angry, but he also had to carefully coax them.

But there was nothing I could do; I started late and had the lowest status.

He had finally gotten a junior sister, but she became the darling of the mountain, supported by her senior brothers and sisters, and doted on by her master. He couldn't bully her.

Now, after much anticipation, a smaller one has arrived, and I can finally experience the prestige of being a senior disciple.

"Hey! Junior brother, it's me calling you. What's wrong? Are you hard of hearing?"

Xiao Xuan immediately tilted his head and scolded.

"Didn't you read the mountain rules before you started? Huh!"

"Hurry up and come over here, give your senior brother a leg massage."

"If you're happy, your senior brother will give you a gift!"

Xiao Xuan urged.

They found that the other person was frozen in place and didn't move.

This made Xiao Xuan very excited. He immediately sprang up from the recliner, rolled up his sleeves, and rushed towards Chen Changsheng with a big laugh.

"Hehehe, junior brother, don't blame your senior brother for not warning you. In our mountain, it's perfectly normal for senior brothers to bully junior brothers. Since you're so disobedient today, then your senior brother will have to teach you a lesson."

Bang!

Xiao Xuan had only taken two steps when Chen Changsheng slapped him to the ground.

"Aww—"

Xiao Xuan stood there, stunned, covering his swollen cheek.

This junior brother's cultivation level seems to be higher than mine!

"Outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!"

"Junior brother, how dare you defy your superiors! Where do you place the sect's rules? Where do you place my beloved master?"

Xiao Xuan jumped up and down, yelling and cursing.

She covered her cheek and complained to the beast Qin.

"Master, look! Junior Brother has no respect for his elders, shouldn't he be punished?"

"Is there...?"

Qin Shou frowned, looked into the distance, and pretended not to see anything.

".............??"

Xiao Xuan was stunned.

"No, Master, what do you mean by this?! I'm a little confused!!!"

"Ah—ah—ah!!!!"

Xiao Xuan has gone mad.

Xiao Xuan wailed.

"Where are the mountain rules?! Where are the promised mountain rules?!"

"No way! It's not just effective on me, is it???"

"Waaaaah~~, Master, do you have to be so heartbreaking......"

Xiao Xuan lay on the ground, clinging to Qin Shou's leg and crying.

Qin Shou raised his leg, trying his best to push him away, but this leech was too firmly stuck and he couldn't kick him off.

So Qin Shou let him go, and instead idly chatted with Chen Changsheng.

"Chang Sheng, you've already reached the Great Perfection of the Celestial Immortal realm! That's amazing!"

"It's all thanks to Master's excellent teaching."

Chen Changsheng said modestly.

"I haven't really taught you much..." Qin Shou thought to himself, but he still found Chang Sheng's words very helpful.

"Chang Sheng? What Chang Sheng! Junior Brother is also called Chang Sheng?" Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment, then looked at Qin Shou with snot and tears streaming down his face, his eyes seemingly asking a question.

At the same time, a thought crossed his mind: Could this guy be the reincarnation of the eldest brother...?

Qin Shou ignored him and continued chatting with Chen Changsheng.

"Chang Sheng, have you encountered any bottlenecks in your cultivation? Do you need any treasures?"

"Reporting to Master, everything went smoothly, and there was nothing needed."

"Hmm, when will you be able to reach the Immortal Lord realm?"

"Anytime."

"Anytime?" Qin Shou tilted his head. "Then why don't you go in?"

"Master, how could a disciple dare to compare his cultivation level with yours? Therefore, it's not too late for me to break through my cultivation realm after you've reached the mid-stage of the Immortal Lord realm."

Blink, blink... Xiao Xuan blinked his eyes, now he was certain that this emotional intelligence could not possibly be that of the reincarnation of his senior brother, and so he immediately started wailing again.

"Waaaaah~~, Master, my dearest Master, we're both direct disciples, you can't be so biased!"

"!!!!"

Qin Shou was shocked by Chen Changsheng's words.

Look, look, this is what enlightenment is! This is true enlightenment!

Qin Shou looked down at his disciple, who was howling half-dead, and remembered how this guy used to always say he would surpass him...

They're both disciples, so why is there such a stark difference between them...?

"roll. "

Qin Shou immediately kicked Xiao Xuan away.

"Ouch~"

Xiao Xuan let out a feigned wail, purely to play along, but he was actually very sad inside.

Now, I really can't afford to offend anyone on the mountain.

Xiao Xuan glanced around and suddenly reached out his hand to Xiao Tianxia, ​​who was standing in the distance.

"Son, come here, help your old man up."

"Father."

Xiao Tianxia was usually arrogant and domineering outside, but in front of his father, he was still a well-behaved child and immediately came over to help him up.

"Damn it, who told you to help me up?"

Having finally found a scapegoat, Xiao Xuan slapped Xiao Tianxia on the back of the head, regaining his usual high spirits, and rolled up his sleeves to unleash a torrent of abuse.

"You son of a bitch, I heard I just ascended to immortality, and you're already trying to usurp your brother's position, huh?!"

"You've gotten too bold, haven't you? Have you forgotten what I told you before I ascended to immortality?"

"Damn it, I'm getting angry just looking at you. Get in position and let me beat you for half an hour first!"

“............”

Xiao Tianxia stood there, stunned, feeling wronged but not daring to fight back.

"Master Aunt, Third Master Aunt, you're finally back!"

At this moment, Xiao Yu, who had received the news earlier, rushed over, ran forward with her big pregnant belly, picked up Yi Cheng, and spun her around.

"Haha~, Third Martial Aunt, how are you doing in the Immortal Realm? Are you hungry? Are you enjoying your food?"

Xiao Yu asked a lot of questions in a row.

"Goose, goose, goose, gold ingot, goose, can you imagine how tender and spicy it is!"

"The goose told you that it met a really fat guy here, much bigger than you, incredibly big! He even took the goose to dig a grave, and the goose found lots of treasures inside. It'll share some with you later, okay?"

Yi Cheng gestured happily as she told Xiao Yu about her happy experiences in the Upper Realm.

"Waaah, Third Aunt, you're so kind!"

"Hey, you son of a bitch, I'm right here! Where are your eyes? You came all this way and didn't even greet me first?"

Xiao Xuan grabbed Xiao Yu's ear.

Xiao Yu immediately cried out in pain, "Third Aunt, Little Fatty Aunt, Black Rabbit Uncle, Big Treasure Uncle, my ears are going to fall off!"

"Aaaaah, you clueless idiot, you're asking for it!"

"Squeak! Hit him! Hit that bastard!! He didn't even bring us gifts when he came back!"

"Hmph hmph~" Let the baby come, let the baby come, the baby will press his bottom on him~

The hilltop instantly descended into chaos, with dust billowing everywhere.

"Alright, alright, I called you all back to announce something." At this moment, Qin Shou spoke up at the opportune moment: "I'm going to marry a bride."

"Master, what is a bride? Is it tasty?" Yi Cheng asked, staring with her tiny eyes.

"Yi Cheng, are you silly? 'Welcoming the bride' means marrying a wife. Have you forgotten that back when we were down the mountain, we could just tag along to the wedding feast?"

"Goose...of course the goose knows. The goose isn't stupid, the goose just wanted to play a joke on Master. Don't you understand joking!" Yi Cheng said angrily, "Little Fatty, you haven't learned how to joke after all these years, have you?"

"I...I..." Little Fatty was nervous, not wanting to be seen as stupid.

"Wait a minute." Black Rabbit jumped out and said to Yi Cheng, "To be fair, Yi Cheng, your joke isn't funny at all."

"Ah—, Black Rabbit, you've gotten bold, haven't you? You want to fight?!" Yi Cheng roared.

"Hmph, bring it on! I, Grandpa Rabbit, am not afraid of you!"

"Hey!"

Black Rabbit was not to be outdone. He immediately ripped off his shirt, revealing a muscular rabbit body, and then conjured a tiger-headed golden ring greatsword.

"How could I, the number one swordsman of Rabbit Mountain, be afraid of you!"

Upon seeing this, Little Fatty immediately understood. He jumped back and landed on a large rock beside the fairy pool. With a "whoosh," a small red cape appeared behind him. He raised his little fist and struck a Superman pose.

"I am the King of Koi at the Fish-Calling Pond of Turtle Mountain!"

"Roar!"

Upon seeing this, Yi Cheng immediately let out a lion's roar, his voice powerful and majestic:

"Hmph, the Dragon-Slaying Saber commands all heroes; without the Heaven-Reliant Sword, who can rival it? I am the Emperor of Food, who has devoured nine true dragons!"

"Yi Cheng, did you really eat nine real dragons?" Little Fatty asked immediately.

"That's right."

"Hmph, you don't even treat us like friends, you didn't even give us any food."

"The geese were left for you guys, and the rest were kept by Siwu," Yicheng explained loudly.

Xiao Xuan: ...Is that so?

Oh... I remember now, I helped her preserve a dragon's body, and later, well... it turned into me owing her ten dragons.

"Okay, then we'll eat Longlong after we're done fighting."

"Yay! Go for it!"

Without a word, another chaotic scene erupted on the hilltop.

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I was originally planning to finish this book this month, but it got reported by a censor again. I don't know how long it will take to revise it. Please forgive me if updates are unstable these next few days. I'm trying to calm down. I already had no progress after the last report, but since this is my first million-word book, I wanted to finish it as smoothly as possible. But I lost motivation, so I've been dragging it out until now...

I hope my next book will have a stable update schedule ╮(╯▽╰)╭ [Smile helplessly]