His name is Li Banfeng—”Feng” as in “mountain peak,” not “madness.” The doctor confirmed he is not insane.
To save a friend’s life, he stepped onto Platform 96, boarded the 1160 steam train, ...
Chapter 381: Back Wushuang
In the past, Bashanzhu lost to Bei Wushuang and lost ten miles of land in the southeast.
Li Banfeng knew that Bei Wushuang’s territory should be in the southeast, but he didn’t expect to meet him as soon as he entered his territory.
Is he here to see me?
Judging from the attitude of the traveling merchant just now, he really wanted to kill me.
If he really fights him head-on, Li Banfeng has no chance of winning, but if he just wants to escape, he may still have a chance.
If all else fails, go into Suishenju. It would be best if you can lure him in as well. If you can't lure him in, you can hide from him temporarily.
The key is that I don’t know what kind of sect he is, and whether I still have a chance to get the key.
This battle is too difficult to fight, it’s best not to fight him.
The land belongs to someone else, and the other party came well prepared. However, Li Banfeng knew too little about Bei Wushuang. If he had not seen it with his own eyes, he would not even know that he was a camel.
Although it was difficult to fight, Li Banfeng was very calm, and this calmness made Bei Wushuang a little worried.
This man was quite straightforward and told Li Banfeng directly: "You came from Meng Yuchun's territory. Someone told me that you are his lover."
No need to think about it, it was Axia who told him about it.
Axia might not have thought that the rumor that Li Banfeng was Meng Yuchun's lover was only heard by Axia and Xiaofeng.
Camel continued, "Meng Yuchun's lover suddenly came to my territory, which made me very upset.
According to my temper, no matter what you want to do, I should kill you to prevent future troubles. But now it seems that killing you is not that easy.
I have seen a ninth-level traveler before, and his quick glance was not as ruthless as yours.
I don't know what level of cultivation you have, so I don't really want to fight you. I'll ask you a few questions. If you're willing to tell the truth, we can call this matter over today."
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Tell me about it."
"First thing, are you from Haichiling?"
Li Banfeng shook his head.
Bei Wushuang said, "Mr. Pan from Haichiling is my friend. If you are familiar with Mr. Pan, we can move on from this."
Am I familiar with Pan Dehai?
Is this person really Pan Dehai’s friend?
In this situation, it is best not to make random connections. Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "I know Pan Dehai, but we are not acquaintances."
He called Pan Dehai by his name, which made Bei Wushuang more cautious.
"Let me ask you one more thing. What do you want to do in my territory?"
Li Banfeng answered truthfully: "To find Tianquan Huantu."
"What do you want Tianquan Huantu for?"
Li Banfeng seriously made up a story: "For Meng Yuchun."
Bei Wushuang stuck out his tongue at Li Banfeng, as if laughing at him: "You are so young, and you can't stand it?"
This camel always likes to stick out its tongue at people. I don’t know if it is a mockery or just his own habit.
Li Banfeng also smiled: "It's hard to say whether you are young or not, but everyone has times when they can't stand it."
Bei Wushuang asked again: "How do you know that I have Tianquan Huantu?"
"I asked it from Sanhuanchong." This is the truth.
"Can you understand what the Three Joy Bug says?" Bei Wushuang expressed deep doubt, because even he couldn't understand what the Three Joy Bug said.
"I can't say I understood everything, I just understood a few words and followed the three happy bugs," Li Banfeng pointed to the distance and said, "You saw the three happy bug just now, it was scared away by you."
Having said that, there is nothing wrong with the logic.
Bei Wushuang nodded his camel head and said, "I believe you. I will take you to find Tianquan Huantu. You can take as much as you can."
Li Banfeng thanked him and followed Bei Wushuang into the depths of the earth.
After walking for more than twenty miles, there was a cave in front of them. The camel took Li Banfeng into the cave, turned left and right, took more than a dozen forks in the road, and came to a cave.
Bei Wushuang snorted and said, "The Tianquan Huantu is right below, go get it yourself."
Li Banfeng looked at the cave and then at the camel.
Bei Wushuang stuck out his tongue at Li Banfeng: "Why? Don't you dare? You are a travel cultivator, you have the means to seek good fortune and avoid danger. If I want to harm you, can't you see it?"
Li Banfeng did not sense any malicious intent, but Bei Wushuang's level was much higher than his, so it was reasonable that he could not sense his malicious intent.
But if Li Banfeng doesn't go down now, it will most likely expose the fact that his cultivation is far inferior to Bei Wushuang, and it may even make Bei Wushuang doubt his motives.
If he goes down now, at most he will fall into Bei Wushuang's trap. Li Banfeng can hide in Suishenju and use Suishenju to escape from Bei Wushuang's territory. As for how to get the key back, he will discuss it with his wife when the time comes.
After weighing the pros and cons, Li Banfeng went down into the cave. The cave was not deep, only three or five meters. Li Banfeng took out a bag from his waist, shoveled half a bag of soil with a shovel, and turned back to the cave entrance.
Bei Wushuang looked at the bag in Li Banfeng's hand and asked, "Are these enough? If not, you can take more."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "Thank you for your kindness, that's enough."
This amount of soil is far from enough to build a station.
But if used as a medicinal material, according to my wife's description, this soil is indeed enough.
The reason why Li Banfeng only took these was that he didn't want to arouse Bei Wushuang's suspicion.
Li Banfeng didn't need to get soil for building the platform, as he had experience in this matter when he was in Youhu.
Li Banfeng thanked Bei Wushuang again. The matter was supposed to be over, but unexpectedly, Bei Wushuang made another request: "It's already this late, I guess Meng Yuchun should be waiting for you to go back to bed,
Since you have obtained the Tianquan Huantu, why not take a pill now? When you go back, the medicine will take effect and you can show off in front of Meng Yuchun. "
Li Banfeng held up half a bag of soil and asked, "Is that how we eat it?"
"How else can you eat it? Tianquan Huantu is a medicinal ingredient that can be eaten directly. Do you want to take it back to make soup? Or does this thing have other uses in your hands?"
Bei Wushuang is really suspicious.
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Okay, let's eat here."
He picked up a handful of soil, rolled it into a ball, and ate it.
Bei Wushuang snorted again: "If you need Huantu again in the future, come to me to get it, but it's best to let me know in advance.
Today's matter is over, we will meet again later, I won't see you off."
Li Banfeng clasped his fists, carried half a bag of soil, and left Bei Wushuang's territory.
He killed Bei Wushuang's men in front of Bei Wushuang. He thought a fierce battle was inevitable, but he didn't expect that this matter would be easily avoided.
After turning around the border and walking a short distance, Meng Yuchun came up to him and said, "Li Qi, I've been looking for you everywhere. The cook has found some information that Axia and Bei Wushuang may be in collusion."
Li Banfeng said nervously, "So that's how it is."
"He also found out that Bei Wushuang might be in conflict with Pan Dehai, the local god of Haichiling, and the two might be going to war."
Li Banfeng breathed rapidly and said, "Is there such a thing?"
Meng Yuchun sighed, "I hadn't thought of this either. Let's go to my place first and discuss countermeasures."
"Don't go to your place for now. I have something urgent to do." Li Banfeng quickly shook off Meng Yuchun. His intuition told him that it would be best not to go to Meng Yuchun's house now.
After finding a suitable place to hide the key, Li Banfeng hurried back to his residence.
This situation is not right.
Shortness of breath, palpitations, numbness all over the body, as if I were poisoned.
What on earth did you just eat?
It’s okay, I can detoxify when I get back home.
As soon as he entered the house, his wife said happily: "My husband, it's done. We have enough Tianquan Huantu."
"Is that enough?" Li Banfeng opened the third room. The oil he stole from Bian Budai last time was placed in the third room.
When I opened the door, I saw that the third room was full of dirt.
Gloves praised: "If we talk about quick hands and feet, it has to be our old man. Even I am ashamed of myself."
"Xiu is talking nonsense," Sui Shenju shuddered and shouted sternly, "I am different from you!"
When encountering something he likes, Suishenju is really quick to buy it. Not only is the third room full, but the sixth, seventh, and eighth rooms are also full, and Honglian has been squeezed into the fifth room.
I looked at the color of the soil and it was exactly the same as the one in Li Banfeng's bag.
Bei Wushuang did not lie, what Li Banfeng ate was Tianquan Huantu.
He felt hot all over and a little dizzy, and lay on the bed gasping for breath.
The wife touched Li Banfeng's forehead and exclaimed, "Husband, why is it so burned?"
Li Banfeng said: "I ate the happy soil."
"What are you eating this for?"
"I met Bei Wushuang, and I can't get away without eating."
"How much did you eat?"
Li Banfeng gestured the size of the pill, and the record player inhaled a cloud of steam.
"Husband, you fall asleep first. Fall asleep." Li Banfeng slowly fell asleep under the caress of the steam.
But the record player knew he wouldn't sleep for long.
The amount of that pill is too big, something serious is going to happen.
Not only was Li Banfeng going to get into big trouble, but she was going to get into big trouble too. If Li Banfeng were to take action as he pleased, this night would be a disaster.
"Yingying," the record player called out affectionately, "Go get some water for my husband. He's feeling very hot."
The water was in the second room. Hong Ying was used to being ordered around, so she put down her eyebrow pencil and lipstick and went to the second room to fetch water with a bucket.
The record player used steam to push itself off the ground and quietly came behind Hong Ying.
Hong Ying sensed the danger and turned back suddenly, but it was too late.
She didn't expect the record player to suddenly attack her. The two needles pierced her flesh. As the needles trembled, steam was injected into her body. Hong Ying couldn't move.
"Evil woman, what are you going to do?"
The record player didn't say anything. He folded Hong Ying's body, with her knees and palms down, her head in front, and her peaches behind, and stuffed her into the wooden cabinet.
She removed three speakers from another record player and mounted them on the wooden cabinet, adjusting the size slightly.
Then she took some paint and refinished the wooden cabinet. In this way, a lip sync player that looked 90% like her was created.
"Yingying, you are a well-off lady, and today I will grant your wish."
"What do you want to do for me?"
Two streams of steam were injected into Hong Ying's body, and she became speechless.
Although the record player took advantage of the sneak attack, Hong Ying did not expect that the record player's strength had recovered to this point.
After everything was settled, the record player sent the "phonograph machine" to the main room and quietly hid in the second room.
Not long after, Li Banfeng opened his eyes, his face flushed, and looked at the "record player" beside the bed.
Hong Ying in the wooden cabinet heard the noise but couldn't move.
What does this madman want to do?
What is he doing behind me?
How did he open the cabinet?
What's that smell?
Engine oil?
It’s greasy, is this the motor oil?
Why is he putting engine oil here?
There is only one door and one household, how could he have got the wrong place?
He, he, he is really wrong about this...
It's such a pain to apply engine oil!
Hong Ying was shaking with pain but couldn't scream.
The record player sighed quietly in the second room.
Hong Ying, you bitch, this time you got a good deal. It would be a lie to say I'm not angry, but my husband has eaten so much dirt, I definitely can't bear it. You have a family, so you should bear it first...
There was suddenly no movement in the main room.
The record player heard Li Banfeng muttering to himself: "It doesn't taste right."
The record player trembled, and suddenly Li Banfeng opened the door of the second room.
"Madam, I said that was not you!" Li Banfeng walked over with an oil bottle in his hand and a ferocious look on his face.
The record player wanted to escape, but Li Banfeng hugged him from behind.
Amid the sound of gongs and drums, a mournful voice rang out: "Husband! Just make do with her! Just make do with her for a while! Husband, husband~"
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