His name is Li Banfeng—”Feng” as in “mountain peak,” not “madness.” The doctor confirmed he is not insane.
To save a friend’s life, he stepped onto Platform 96, boarded the 11...
Li Banfeng said that he would help Qiu Luoye pass the three levels tonight.
The wife quickly dissuaded him: "Husband, don't do that. I'm afraid he is not ready for the first and third levels."
"Then let's prepare together." Li Banfeng leaned over the speaker on the left side of the record player and spoke a lot in a low voice.
The record player trembled for a while, and said softly: "My dear husband, don't be so anxious, my ears are itchy."
Li Banfeng spoke slowly, which made the record player feel even more itchy and it giggled non-stop.
"My husband, how did you come up with this idea?"
"I've been thinking about it since I learned the skill of building a body. I've been thinking about it for several days, but I just don't know if it will work."
The lady thought for a moment and said, "It makes sense, but Neizhou has already been eyeing this deed. If they see any changes, I'm afraid Neizhou will use other means. If you take the risk, I will never agree."
Li Banfeng also thought of this: "I can find someone who is not afraid of Neizhou's methods."
"I don't believe it. Is there anyone in the world who is not afraid of death? Where can I find such a person? If she is not willing and is deceived by you, and changes her mind at the critical moment, I am afraid you will regret it."
"This guy will never change his mind! I'm just afraid that he has no connection with the contract." Li Banfeng told his wife about this guy through the trumpet.
The wife smiled upon hearing this and said, "Thank goodness you figured it out, my husband. We are all of the same bloodline, so we should be able to sense each other. I just don't know if this nickname will work."
Li Banfeng is very confident: "It is more effective than Li Furong."
The record player was a little worried again: "If Qiu Luoye gets too close to me, I'm afraid he'll be involved."
Li Banfeng said: "Don't worry, he won't admit it, but it really works!"
The record player wrapped Li Banfeng in steam and said, "Since my husband has such a brilliant idea, we should accomplish it tonight."
Li Banfeng patted the back door of the record player: "How about we get this done now?"
A cloud of steam pushed Li Banfeng away: "It's a big event, but we haven't taken it seriously yet. Husband, we have to calculate the time.
I thought about it and realized that the time here is very tight. If any step is slow, something will go wrong."
Controlling the timing is indeed a key issue. Li Banfeng called Mengde over, set each node clearly, and then turned Mengde into a pocket watch and carried it with him.
The lady warned: "After digging up the contract book, let Qiu Luoye soak in hot water. The skin and flesh on your body will fall off quickly, and you won't feel the pain yet. This will prevent the first stage from being delayed for too long."
Soak in hot water, waiting for all your skin and flesh to be soaked off.
I'm afraid that won't work. How can one not be scared when seeing one's own flesh and blood falling off?
The lady warned him again: "The soul can't see anything after it has just been separated from the flesh and blood. This is a good opportunity to take action, so the faster the flesh and blood fall off, the better!"
Can't see!
This is a lot easier.
After leaving Suishenju, Li Banfeng asked Ma Wu to help Qiu Luoye buy a large basin that could hold two Qiu Luoye basins.
It was hard to find such a big basin, so Ma Wu had no choice but to find a bathhouse and book it: "This is the only suitable place."
Li Banfeng looked at the environment of the bathhouse and said, "This place is not bad, but it's a bit far from the mountain."
Ma Wu sighed and said, "Then I'll go look for it again."
"No need to look for it, this is the place." Tricking Qiu Luoye into taking a bath in the bathhouse is much better than letting him soak in the wooden tub directly.
Li Banfeng looked around the bathhouse and scooped out some mud from the pool.
These plasters were rubbed off people's bodies.
Ma Wu quickly explained, "The parlor has just been booked, and the water hasn't been changed yet. Someone will come over to clean it soon."
Li Banfeng stared at the plaster and smiled: "This is a good thing! I wanted to use lime before, but this is much better than lime."
Ma Wu looked at the mud in Li Banfeng's hand and asked tentatively, "Seventh Brother, you are joking, right? Do you think this thing is good?"
"Good! Very good! Brother, get me a sack!"
"A sack?" Ma Wu was stunned for a long time, "Where can I get this?"
"The bathhouse! If that's still not enough, call all our brothers over, and let those who haven't taken a bath rub together!"
Ma Wu had no choice but to call Chuanzi and ask him to take some people to get the mud.
What's the purpose of this thing?
Chuanzi didn't understand but didn't dare to ask more questions, so he took his men to several bathhouses in the town, but only managed to collect half a sack of money.
There was nothing they could do with half a sack left, so just as Li Qi said, they found a group of people who had not taken a shower and rubbed them.
Gathering enough plaster was not the end of the matter. Ma Wu asked Chuanzi to bring his brothers to set up a checkpoint between the area of Autumn Leaves and the area of No Relatives, prohibiting any passage after eight o'clock tonight.
Li Banfeng went to the market and bought all kinds of spinning tops, slingshots, bamboo dragonflies, glass beads, and shuttlecocks, and sent them all to Suishenju.
The purpose of buying these things is to please my home and to allow the skills of living and working in peace and contentment to come into play.
"Old man, I'm going to do something big today, but I need good luck."
Suishenju snorted and said, "You're just trying to get lucky with this? Where's your sincerity?"
"There is sincerity!"
Li Banfeng accompanied the old man to play spinning tops for an entire afternoon and was very satisfied.
At night, Li Banfeng and Ma Wu brought Qiu Luoye to the bathhouse.
Qiu Luoye was not used to this place: "The ground here is too slippery, even slippery than the rocks in the river. When I was still at the bottom of the earth, I didn't want to come to the bathhouse. It would be much better to take a bath in the river!"
Li Banfeng said with a smile: "Brother, let's take a bath here first, have a drink, and then we will do serious work.
I discussed with you before that I would dig out your contract, and I will do it tonight. Brother, if you regret it, it’s not too late now.”
Qiu Luoye smiled and said, "Brother, this question is unnecessary. Since it has been decided, when have I, your elder brother, ever been vague?"
"Okay!" Ma Wu asked people to prepare wine and food, and the three of them started eating and drinking.
Qiu Luoye is a brave man, but when it comes to this critical juncture, it is impossible to say that he is not nervous at all.
While drinking and eating, Qiu Luoye didn't want to talk much. When they had almost finished eating, Qiu Luoye took a dip in the pool and drank more than ten jars of wine. The alcohol rushed up and the heat in the pool also rushed up.
Li Banfeng said to Qiu Luoye: "Brother, I want some blood from you."
"Come!" Qiu Luoye cut his palm and blood squeezed out. Li Banfeng collected it in a small bottle.
After taking the blood, Li Banfeng said to Qiu Luoye, "I'm going to dig out the contract book in a while. I'm going to get serious!"
"Come!" Qiu Luoye picked up a jar of wine and drank it in one breath.
It can be seen that he is still a little flustered.
Ma Wu quickly ordered someone to bring more wine.
Li Banfeng asked Ma Wu to continue drinking with Qiu Luoye, and also specifically reminded him that the bath scrubber would arrive in two hours.
Ma Wu looked at his pocket watch, nodded, and ordered his men, "Clean up the bathhouse. Don't let me see any plaster!"
The subordinates understood and quickly placed the prepared sacks of mud in the bathhouse.
Li Banfeng left the bathhouse and found a quiet place. He sprinkled half of the blood in the vial on the melon seeds and kept the other half in the vial.
It took nearly two hours to grow two cantaloupe autumn leaves.
The formation of the melon man takes much longer than that of the cabbage man, but it is also much more refined than the cabbage man. Li Banfeng brought the two melon autumn leaves into the Suishenju, asked the pendulum to dress up one of them, and asked the record player to inject steam into the melon man to ensure that they could make simple responses.
Li Banfeng left a cantaloupe with fallen autumn leaves in his residence for his wife.
He brought another autumn leaf into the bathhouse and coughed.
Ma Wu heard the voice and was almost ready, so he quickly said to Qiu Luoye, "Brother Qiu, let's go get a bath!"
Qiu Luoye waved his hands and said, "No, I didn't want to scrub my body when I was young. Their hands were not strong enough and it made me uncomfortable."
Ma Wu said: "This master's hands are quite strong, let's go and see first."
The two went to the bath room, where the bath attendant was waiting beside them with a smile on his face.
Qiu Luoye stared at the master for a while. Seeing that the master was tall and strong, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, Qiu Luoye couldn't help but exclaimed: "This man is quite handsome!"
This is the autumn leaf of the cantaloupe, made up with blood.
Qiu Luoye went to the bed, and Xianggua Qiu Luoye took a towel and gave him a bath.
After rubbing it for a while, Qiu Luoye nodded repeatedly: "This force is really good!"
The autumn leaves were rubbing against each other, and Li Banfeng ran up the mountain at the speed of light.
Lao Hu was waiting in the house and immediately took Li Banfeng to the place where the deed was buried.
The deed was buried halfway up the hill. Li Banfeng dug it up, sent the tiger away, and immediately returned it to his residence.
The lady took the deed and covered it with a mist of water.
This is an illusion.
"My husband, Neizhou must be eyeing Qiu Luoye's contract. The contract has been dug up, and Neizhou should be able to see it. I can deceive him for now, but now I can only hope that Qiu Luoye will leave the world soon."
If the deed is dug up, the local god will lose his cultivation and his soul will leave his body, which is equivalent to dying again.
But this process takes time. Some local gods will leave their souls in less than an hour, while some local gods may not leave their souls even in the sky.
"My husband, the length of the soul separation depends on the affection between the local gods and the land. The deeper the affection, the faster the soul separation. My husband, please pay attention carefully. After the soul separation, it is the key."
Li Banfeng immediately ran back to the bathhouse.
Qiu Luoye does not have deep feelings for his hometown, but has deep feelings for his own land. Li Banfeng estimates that it will take at most one or two hours for him to successfully leave his soul.
Of course, if Qiu Luoye does not leave his soul for a day or two, Li Banfeng can only prepare like this, because once his soul leaves his soul, he cannot afford to waste even a moment.
Li Banfeng arrived at the bathhouse. Qiu Luoye was lying on the bed, still enjoying himself.
Xianggua Qiu Luoye was also very hard at scrubbing his back. He was rubbing his back, and with a few strokes, he rubbed off a piece of flesh from Qiu Luoye's body.
"What fell?" Qiu Luoye was startled.
Ma Wuqiang pretended to be calm and said with a smile: "Rub off a piece of mud."
"Such a big piece of mud!" Qiu Luoye didn't quite believe it and wanted to take a closer look.
Li Banfeng entered the bath room and distracted Qiu Luoye: "Brother Qiu, how long has it been since you had a bath? Isn't it normal to have some mud? Master, please use more strength and rub all the mud off."
His expression remained unchanged while he spoke, but Li Banfeng's heart was in suspense.
The fallen autumn leaves are already leaving my soul, I never expected that they would fall so quickly.
The melon man didn't care what he rubbed off, he just rubbed it hard, and the flesh and blood on the autumn leaves fell down piece by piece.
Li Banfeng continued chatting with Qiu Luoye, while Ma Wu quietly prepared the sack of plaster.
Qiu Luoye lay on the bed, feeling something was wrong with him.
"Seventh Brother, is the hand of this bath-scrubbing master too strong?" As he spoke, another large piece of flesh and blood was rubbed off by the Melon Man.
Qiu Luoye felt something was wrong with his face. He grabbed it and almost tore the flesh off his face.
"Brother Qiu, do you think your hands are too strong?" Li Banfeng pushed the master who was doing the bathing. "Can't you be gentler?"
The melon man stumbled and fell on Qiu Luoye.
Bang!
It is already not easy for this bathing bed to withstand the fallen autumn leaves. What will happen if two fallen autumn leaves are stacked on top?
The bed collapsed!
Qiu Luoye fell to the ground with a plop, all his flesh and blood fell off his body, and his eyeballs popped out.
In an instant, everything went dark before Qiu Luoye's eyes.
His soul left his body.
Li Banfeng quickly used the body-building method to stick the melon man's body to Qiu Luoye.
Ma Wu was holding a sack and spreading mud on the ground.
Qiu Luoye shouted, "Seventh Brother, what happened? Why can't I see?"
Li Banfeng said, "I can't see it either. Someone is poisoning us. Lao Wu, where are you?"
Ma Wu was holding a sack and throwing mud on the ground. When he heard Li Qi calling him, he quickly replied, "I'm holding that bath scrubber. He's an assassin. I'm going to fight him!"
Plop!
Ma Wu accidentally stepped on the flesh and blood of autumn leaves, slipped and fell.
This time he fell quite hard, Ma Wu gritted his teeth and snorted twice.
Qiu Luoye suddenly became anxious: "Lao Wu, don't fight him head-on, hide first, I will fight him!"
Qiu Luoye really wanted to fight, but he couldn't move. His soul had just been attached to the melon's body and he wasn't used to it yet.
He thought he was really poisoned. He hadn't suffered from poison in many years, and he wondered what kind of poison could be so powerful.
&nbsA Genius Lives in a Romance Novel s23p;But on second thought, he felt something was not right. Why could Ma Wu move, but he couldn't?
Li Banfeng shouted, "Lao Wu, hold him and wait for me!"
Li Banfeng used the skill of trampling all rivers and streams to crush the flesh and blood that fell off the autumn leaves into pieces, picked up the sack on the ground, and sprinkled the plaster into the flesh paste.
Hearing the fighting sounds, Qiu Luoye became anxious: "You two go first, don't worry about me, I will fight him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qiu Luoye stood up with Cantaloupe's body.
Li Banfeng was shocked. Qiu Luoye recovered too quickly!
Qiu Luoye stood there and slowly opened his eyes.
The vision went from blurry to clear, and the fallen autumn leaves could be seen.
Glancing around, Qiu Luoye saw blood and flesh all over the ground, mixed with mud and dust, and no shape could be discerned.
Li Banfeng and Ma Wu had originally prepared a lot of scenes, but now that Qiu Luoye can be seen, the remaining scenes don't need to be performed.
Qiu Luoye asked, "Where is the bath scrubber?"
"I blew it up with my Zou Ma Guan Hua." Li Banfeng pointed to the blood and flesh on the ground. The physical evidence was here.
Qiu Luoye asked, "Is this his body?"
Ma Wu nodded: "Yes, this is his body."
The witness is also here.
Qiu Luoye stretched his body, but still felt something was wrong: "Why is my body... so stiff?"
Li Banfeng said: "I'm poisoned, my body is stiff too!
Ma Wu said: "We were all poisoned just now."
Qiu Luoye blinked and said, "What kind of poison did he use? Why was it that I couldn't move just now?"
Li Banfeng said: "You were seriously injured, it's good enough that you can recover now."
Qiu Luoye looked at Li Qi and thought that there was nothing wrong with what he said.
After being stunned for a moment, Qiu Luoye stepped forward and stepped on the meat paste: "I even praised him for his good looks, who sent him to harm us!"
Don't use too much force, Brother Qiu. The melon is too fragile. Don't crush it.
Seeing the state of the autumn leaves, Li Banfeng had an idea in his mind.
First level passed!
(End of this chapter)
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