Fanfiction set in the urban world, featuring multiple female protagonists, a lecherous main character, and a touch of slyness.
It primarily focuses on "Love Apartment," starting from ...
After Wang Yu got on the bus,
Rose and Lucy looked at Wang Yu: "Brother Yu, they really are robbers! What should we do?"
Wang Yu said calmly, "It's okay, leave it to me. Just stay in the car! Rose, call the police."
When encountering these two robbers, Wang Yu couldn't help but remain calm. He was still thinking about how to highlight his heroism!
After Wang Yu got off the car, Taoist Zhang was a little unhappy when he saw Wang Yu's outfit: "What are you doing, kid? Wearing those big sunglasses, a big mask, and a big hat. Someone who doesn't know you would think you're a robber! Take off those sunglasses and mask!"
Wang Yu: "Well, forget it. I'm a celebrity after all..."
Taoist Priest Zhang was even more displeased when he heard this: "What kind of celebrity are you? I think you're just a name! Take it off quickly! Did you see the bricks in my hand? If you don't take them off, I'll put them on your head!"
Secretary Wu next to him said, "Forget it. You don't care how he dresses. As long as he pays, that's all."
"That won't do. Look at him, he's tall and strong, and he's wrapped so tightly. If others don't know, they might think he's robbing us! We can't lose face!" Taoist Zhang said seriously.
"You have a point!"
Taoist Priest Zhang said proudly, "I told you, you still need to learn more from me! Robbery is a technical skill. We need to overwhelm the opponent with our momentum!"
Secretary Wu: "Right, right, right. You're a Taoist priest, right? Do you have any hidden tricks? Teach me."
"I have many unique skills, such as crushing rocks with my chest, swallowing huge swords, and holding steel bars in my throat..."
Wang Yu watched the two of them having a serious discussion and was speechless. Hey, hey, hey...you guys are robbing someone, can you be more professional?! I still need to show my heroism!
"Um...are you guys done discussing this? Are you still going to rob?"
When Master Zhang saw someone interrupting his teaching, he said impatiently, "Why are you so anxious? I'll grab you right away!"
Then he said to Secretary Wu: "Where was I just talking about?"
Secretary Wu: "Swallow the great sword!"
"Yes, yes, the key to swallowing the great sword is..."
Wang Yu: ...
"Robbery!!" Wang Yu roared with rage!
When Taoist Priest Zhang and Secretary Wu heard this, their legs went weak and they fell to their knees.
Secretary Wu: "Brother, please spare my life, please spare my life. We are both children from poor families. My mother always told me since I was a child that children from poor families should grow up early..."
Wang Yu: ...I am really speechless...
Rose and Lucy in the car saw the two robbers kneel down in front of Wang Yu, their eyes filled with love.
Wang Yu looked back and saw the two of them with heart eyes, thinking, Huh? It worked!?
At this time, the two men also came to their senses. Taoist Zhang slapped Secretary Wu and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing? He is reminding us that we are going to rob him! What are you nagging about?"
Secretary Wu stood up immediately and said, "Yes, he was reminding us that we were going to rob him. I was so scared just now, I thought I was being robbed."
Taoist Zhang showed a look of disdain: "You have the guts to rob me, you really... Come... Come and help me!"
Taoist Zhang stood up and explained: "Well, I knelt too quickly just now and hit my knee..."
Wang Yu: ...
Secretary Wu said to Wang Yu: "Well, thank you for your reminder. Sorry, we were having a great chat just now. Now we can continue... To express our apology, you don't have to take off your hat and mask..."
Wang Yu: "No, no, no, you misunderstood. I didn't just remind you to rob, I said I rob you."
Then Wang Yu took out the gilded basalt spear from the space, his eyes gleaming as he said, "Robbery! Hand over all the valuables on you now!"
Taoist Priest Zhang and Secretary Wu were horrified. Where did this weapon come from? And the look in their eyes was a bit scary...
Secretary Wu: "No, big brother, let's not make a fuss, no kidding. Put away the weapon first... Let's get back to our previous topic. We're robbing you."
Wang Yu's face was icy cold. "Who's kidding me? I advise you to hand over the things wisely, otherwise..."
As he spoke, Wang Yu picked up a stone beside him with his gun, then pointed the gun in the air and shattered the stone.
Not only were the two people at the scene stunned, but Rose and Lucy in the car were also stunned with their mouths wide open.
At this moment, Wang Yu was like a god descending from heaven, with a tall and straight figure and overflowing masculine hormones, leaving an indelible impression in the hearts of the two women.
Lucy: "Rose, you told me before that Brother Yu is not your boyfriend, right?"
Rose: "What? Did I say that? I've always said that Brother Yu is my husband!"
Lucy:...Okay, that's how you play it, right? If he's your husband, then he's me, Duan Lang. No, Brother Yu doesn't like that title, so he's my dad!! Lucy felt a little shy when she thought of this.
When Taoist Master Zhang and Secretary Wu outside the car saw Wang Yu's move, their knees weakened again, and they fell to their knees with a thud...
"Big brother, please spare me! Big brother, please spare me!!"
"Why call me big brother! Call me hero!!" Taoist Zhang corrected immediately!
Secretary Wu: "Yes, yes, yes, sir, please spare my life. I have an eighty-year-old mother and hungry children to feed. It's really not easy for me..."
Taoist Priest Zhang: "Didn't you say you were a virgin?! Where did the child come from?!"
Secretary Wu: "It's up to you to take care of it!!"
Wang Yu was speechless. He found that the styles of these two things really matched Love Apartment.
Wang Yu didn't waste any time talking to them and just stuck the gun in front of them. The two of them immediately fell to the ground and trembled.
When the police arrived, they were shocked by the scene. They saw two people lying on the ground, trembling. A car was parked not far away, and three people were eating snacks in the car, seemingly talking and laughing.
Wang Yu had already put away his spear.
"Who called the police?" The police quickly stepped forward and helped the two up.
"Call the police? You called the police?" Taoist Zhang said to Secretary Wu.
Secretary Wu: "I didn't, never mind! Once the police come, we'll be saved!"
Secretary Wu then hugged the police officer, tears streaming down his face, "Uncle police, you're finally here... Someone's trying to rob us!"
Police: "I know. I just called the police and told them that there were two people robbing people on the road. Huh? No, the voice calling the police was a girl, wasn't it?"
Rose got out of the car and said, "Uncle police, I called the police."
Police: "Did you call the police?"
The police were also confused. Who was robbing whom? Judging from the scene, the two people lying on the ground were obviously the victims...but the three people in the car looked like students, not the kind of people who would rob.