Love Apartment: The System Wants Me to Be a Scumbag

Fanfiction set in the urban world, featuring multiple female protagonists, a lecherous main character, and a touch of slyness.

It primarily focuses on "Love Apartment," starting from ...

Chapter 28 Hu Yifei's BBQ

"Why are you here just now? I have already baked a lot of things. Come and eat," Hu Yifei said when she saw them coming.

Wang Yu looked at the black things on the baking tray and didn't dare to eat them.

Wanyu: "You guys are finally here, come and eat Yifei's grilled food."

Looking at Wan Yu's expression, Wang Yu saw four words: Come and save me!

Meijia immediately went to Wang Yu and said, "I picked some peaches for you in the peach orchard. Come and try them. They've been washed."

Meijia's expression also revealed four words: Don't eat barbecue!

"Who put the poop on the grill!" Zhan Bo spoke frankly.

If you weren't my brother, I would have made you bleed to death today! Hu Yifei wanted to kill Zhanbo.

"Zhanbo, what are you talking about? This is lamb skewers, come and try it." Hu Yifei handed the lamb skewers to Zhanbo.

"I don't!"

Yifei frowned: "Lu Zhanbo, you have to try it today, whether you want to or not!"

Zhanbo immediately looked at Wang Yu and the others, his eyes revealing five words: Brothers, save me!

Ziqiao looked up at the sky: "Wang Yu, the weather is nice today."

"Yes, yes, Teacher Zeng, the weather is so nice, let's go hiking!"

"Yeah, I love climbing mountains the most!"

With that, the three of them prepared to run!

"Everyone, stop right there!"

Wang Yu and the other two didn't dare to move for a moment.

"Oh, I was a little excited just now. I made barbecue specially for you. Are you touched?" Hu Yifei suddenly said gently.

Wang Yu and the other two: We dare not move, we dare not move. With the tone you speak, anyone who moves will die.

"Why don't you come and sit down? Come and sit down and eat." Hu Yifei continued gently.

Wang Yu and the other two are communicating with each other through eye contact

Wang Yu: What should I do?

Lu Ziqiao: What else can I do? Run!

Zeng Xiaoxian: Are you sure you can outrun Hu Yifei? If you can't, you'll die.

Lu Ziqiao: What should we do then?

Zeng Xiaoxian: Let’s see what happens if Zhanbo eats it. What if he just looks like poop?

Wang Yu: I can’t stand things that look like poop!

At this moment, Zhan Bo took a bite under Hu Yifei's dangerous gaze: "Fuck! It's... it's poop!!"

Wang Yu, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lü Ziqiao: Holy crap! How does Zhanbo know what poop tastes like?

"If anyone dares to run, don't blame me for being angry," Hu Yifei glanced at Wang Yu and the others and said expressionlessly.

Then he crushed an unopened can of Coke.

"Come and sit here!" Hu Yifei yelled again.

Wang Yu and the other two immediately sat over.

"Hahaha, let's not eat the mutton skewers. Come here, Wang Yu, these are the chicken wings I grilled for you; Xiao Xian, these are the chicken feet I grilled for you; Zi Qiao, these are the beef skewers I grilled for you, come and eat." Hu Yifei's voice became gentle again.

Wang Yu and the other two looked at each other and started to exchange glances again.

Lü Ziqiao: Zhanbo has already died a heroic death, and now the enemy has captured us. What should we do? How about you, Teacher Zeng, try it first?

Zeng Xiaoxian: I won’t do it! Why don’t you try it first?

Lu Ziqiao: I’m afraid I won’t be able to see the sun tomorrow. No, if I eat it, I may not even be able to see the moon tonight.

Zeng Xiaoxian: I’m scared too, Wang Yu, please think of a solution quickly.

Wang Yu: What can I do?

Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao: We believe in you!

Wang Yu....

System, is there any way? Otherwise, I might be poisoned to death today.

System: Side quest released. Survive 20 minutes under Hu Yifei's command and you will be rewarded with loss of taste, immunity to all poisons for ten minutes, and skills, including cooking proficiency.

System, you are trying to kill me. The longest I lasted under Hu Yifei was 11 minutes.

And Hu Yifei's barbecue is so abnormal that it actually requires the skill of being immune to all poisons! !

You think that skills are so easy to acquire, but do you know that the products produced by the system must be top-notch? I am not exaggerating, if you acquire the skill of mastering cooking, you can make a fortune even if you open a food stall. The loss of sense of taste and immunity to all poisons for 10 minutes are given to you for experience, here is the system explanation.

Brother Tongzi, thank you.

It’s okay, I’m awesome after all!

Wang Yu....

Wang Yu: "Yifei, why don't we just not eat."

"What? You don't want to eat?" Hu Yifei's tone was a little unfriendly.

"How can that be! Yifei, how about we have a competition? If you win, I'll eat all your barbecue, and then I'll grill something for you!"

"You're very confident? What are you competing for?"

"Old rules." Wang Yu said and started the starting posture of Wing Chun.

Zeng Xiaoxian: Holy crap! Wang Yu is so brave!

Lu Ziqiao: I have decided that Wang Yu is my brother!

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged glances.

Okay, I’m doing this for my brothers, Wang Yu also responded to them with his eyes.

Brother Yu, can you beat me? Zhanbo also joined the eye contact channel.

Wang Yu: I definitely can’t win in a fight, but at least if I lose, you guys won’t be able to eat her barbecue from now on!

Zhanbo: What if you win?

Wang Yu: Do you think it's possible? Besides, pay attention to what I said to your sister.

"If you win, I will eat all your barbecue, and then I will barbecue for you." So no matter whether I win or lose, Hu Yifei will not barbecue anymore.

Zeng Xiaoxian: Brother Yu is awesome, long live Brother Yu.

Wang Yu: Okay, quickly find a way to get Yifei to accept the challenge. It will be too late when she realizes the bug in my words.

Lv Ziqiao: Look at me,

"Yifei, you're not scared, are you?"

Hu Yifei: "Are you kidding? I'm afraid? Wang Yu, let's go over there. Don't knock over the barbecue grill. You won't admit it in the end!"

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