Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 109 Secretly

Hehehe, this is so much fun, so much fun...

[Let's argue, let's argue even more fiercely!]

[While others argue, I just watch the drama unfold; what a life! Hehehe...]

Amidst the arguing of the three ministers, Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice remained as bright as ever.

She reached out her little hand and pulled out a chicken leg from somewhere, then started munching on it.

Emperor Tai'an looked down and saw Shi Yu eating a chicken leg in his arms.

He even disgustedly wiped the oil off his hands with the wide sleeves of his dragon robe.

What kind of clothes are these? They're not soft at all.

Emperor: My dragon robe is embroidered with gold thread, and its main feature is its three-dimensional shape and domineering presence.

You want to talk to me about a soft approach?

"Smack smack..." Shi Yu's little mouth moved.

Seeing that Emperor Tai'an's gaze was fixed on her, Shi Yu's dark and beautiful eyes darted around.

"Hehehe..."

A laugh came from her little mouth.

The greasy little hand held up the chicken leg and handed it towards Emperor Tai'an.

Eat up, eat up, I'll share some with you.

Emperor Tai'an's deep eyes softened instantly.

This little one is quite caring.

But don't actually eat it.

I'll just do a little something.

[So you don't throw my chicken leg away later.]

The Emperor Tai'an's eyes, which had been gentle just a moment ago, instantly darkened.

The free hand twitched, but managed to resist the urge to throw Shi Yu, chicken leg and all, out.

Don't throw it away! Don't throw it away!

It's easy to throw it away, but it's troublesome to pick it up again.

In the imperial court, the three ministers were still arguing fiercely.

Yesterday they still cared about saving face, but today they're saying whatever hits the nail on the head.

Emperor Tai'an looked at Shi Yu, who was focused on eating a chicken leg while listening to their argument.

I had to speak up and remind her.

Little darling, it's time to get up and eat some melon seeds.

"Yu Yu, what do you think I should do?" Emperor Tai'an feigned distress.

"I want to fix it, but I don't have the money."

"It's shameful not to fix it."

"Ah, if only someone could give me an idea."

Want some ideas?

Shi Yu's attention was diverted to Emperor Tai'an.

She blinked her beautiful, dark eyes.

[Your Majesty, your father, aren't they all your sons?]

Which family builds an ancestral hall without soliciting donations?

Who would be so foolish as to open their own wallet?

Dig a hole!

Great idea!

Emperor Tai'an's eyes lit up instantly.

His foolish thoughts were immediately cleared up by Shi Yu.

Is it a disgrace for him not to repair the Imperial Ancestral Temple?

It is a disgrace to the entire court of civil and military officials.

It's a disgrace to the entire nation.

What's it to him!

While eating a chicken leg, Shi Yu glanced at the three people arguing below.

Suddenly her eyes lit up.

[Hey, Gua66, look how rich the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices is! He even has gold in his boots.]

Gua66: [Yu Yu, the Minister of Revenue is even more impressive; the walls of his house are made of gold.]

The Minister of Works is not bad either; he takes on outside jobs and uses government personnel.

What?

What?

What?

Who is exposing their secrets?

The three ministers, who were still arguing, immediately stopped.

They glanced at him cautiously and secretly, and saw that Emperor Tai'an was looking at them with a very kind gaze.

"Your Majesty." The three men quickly stood up respectfully.

They were arguing so intensely that they forgot to listen to the little baby's feelings.

How did it suddenly get dragged into their affairs?

Why do I feel inexplicably scared?

【Hey, why isn't it arguing anymore?】 Shi Yu craned her neck to look.

[Gua66, you just said that the walls of the Minister of Revenue's house were made of gold.]

Which wall is it? Let's sneak over there after court.

Gua66, [There's gold all around the outhouse!]

[It lets you experience the true meaning of splendor while taking a dump.]

Shi Yu: [Haha, that's a great idea! We'll just go and steal them all later.]

The Minister of Revenue's legs went weak, and he almost fell over.

That was the culmination of his life's work.

Emperor Tai'an's heart also tightened.

Quickly, take some men and go steal it!

He quickly gave the head eunuch next to him a look.

We must steal them all before the court session ends.

The head eunuch understood immediately, bowed, and withdrew.

Once he was out of sight of the court officials, he immediately lifted his robe and ran away!

To line one's own pockets, to steal what one can... oh no, the time has come to serve His Majesty faithfully.

Be quick, and don't leave any evidence.

[The Minister of Works is simply a heartless slave owner.] Shi Yu couldn't help but sigh.

His money was all ill-gotten gains obtained through unscrupulous means.

Unlike me, I'm too young to know what conscience is.

I'll reluctantly help him use it.

[Gua66, we might have to run even faster later.]

[Having stolen from the Minister of Revenue's house, they went on to steal from the Minister of Works' house.]

[By the way, where did he hide all that silver he earned?]

Yeah, where did they all hide?

Emperor Tai'an, with a serious expression, secretly pricked up his ears.

He just happened to go ahead of time and sneak off.

Gua66, [He's quite clever; he put all his money into the bank.]

The Minister of Works breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he had foresight.

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