Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 155 Empress Su feigns illness.

The moment that familiar, childlike voice rang out, the palace servant froze in place.

Oh my, how come this little miss is back so soon?

Now what will happen to their queen's plans?

However, Emperor Tai'an was very pleased to hear this voice.

He looked up toward the palace gate and saw Shi Yu's familiar little figure riding in on two big dogs.

Emperor Tai'an was so happy that he immediately stood up from his chair and walked towards Shi Yu.

"Yu Yu, you're back."

"Why are you only coming to see me now?"

"You have no idea how much I miss you."

The main problem is that after Shi Yu left for a few months, the previously honest civil and military officials started causing trouble again.

Emperor Tai'an couldn't help but get angry when he looked at their old faces.

What kind of garbage is this?!

Taking advantage of Shi Yu's absence, they're trying to revive their old ways, taking advantage of his low level of education, huh?

Hahaha……

Now that Yu Yu is back, let's see if they'll still be smiling tomorrow.

Emperor Tai'an suddenly felt a surge of anticipation for tomorrow's morning court session.

He spoke to Yu in a gentle, almost coaxing tone.

"Yu Yu, let's stay in the palace tonight."

"Come to court with me tomorrow."

"Recently, the imperial court has added quite a few new people."

"I think you should take a good look."

It's mainly about enjoying the show.

Let him listen carefully and see what his men are doing.

Newcomer?

Upon hearing this, Shi Yu's eyes lit up.

With new faces, there's bound to be new gossip.

whee……

It seems she came back at just the right time.

Thinking this, Shi Yu happily nodded her chin in agreement.

"Okay, okay, alright."

"Yu Yu, you can talk now." Emperor Tai'an was even more delighted to hear this.

If Shi Yu can speak, then wouldn't he be able to directly confront the civil and military officials in the court in the future?

Emperor Tai'an imagined the scene and became even more excited.

The palace servants, somewhat frightened, cautiously asked Emperor Tai'an.

"Your Majesty, what about our Empress?"

"If you're sick, go see the imperial physician!" Emperor Tai'an said.

Those blind fools can't see that their great nation's national treasure has returned.

"Ah, go, go." Shi Yu raised her hand and patted Emperor Tai'an's dragon robe.

She just happened to be back, and I wanted to go get some melon seeds.

Hehehe...

As Shi Yu thought this, she couldn't help but chuckle softly.

Upon seeing this, Emperor Tai'an reluctantly nodded to the palace servant.

"Then let's go."

The palace servants led the way, and Shi Yu took a picture of melon 66.

[Gua66, get up, get up and get to work.]

Gua66 immediately responded, 【Yuyu~】

I just found some gossip about Empress Su, do you want to hear it?

Shi Yu, [Perfect timing.]

[Since Empress Su has invited Emperor Tai'an over, let's go and see what's going on.]

Oh, right, you mentioned melons earlier, didn't you?

What's the juicy gossip? Tell me quickly!

Comment #66: [Empress Su isn't sick; she's faking it.]

Feigning illness?

Upon hearing this, Emperor Tai'an, who was in the palanquin, immediately turned grim.

This Su Wanming has really grown up; she even dares to fake being sick for him.

The palace servant who was following her shuddered, sensing that something was wrong.

However, Shi Yu and Gua66's voices continued.

Shi Yu, [Why is Empress Su feigning illness?]

Gua66: [That's easy.]

Her daughter, Princess Baihua, couldn't resist the urge to be alone and the other day she went too far in harassing the youngest son of the Wu family, the Imperial Academy.

Shi Yu, [What does "too much harm" mean?]

Gua66's voice instantly became excited.

[Yu Yu, she forced Wu Hanlin's youngest son to take that kind of medicine, and she gave him too much.]

[When happy, they are truly happy.]

However, after a doctor's examination, it was determined that this was the only time he would ever experience such happiness in his life.

[I'll never be happy again.]

[Wu Hanlin's wife is making a scene at home, threatening to hang herself and demanding justice.]

Empress Su, fearing she wouldn't be able to suppress the pressure, wanted to feign illness as an excuse to drive Wu Hanlin's family out of the capital.

Right now, the sleeping potion is ready in Empress Su's room.

[If Emperor Tai'an goes in and sits for a while, drinking tea or something, he's easily made to lose his senses and approve the document for her.]

Shi Yu simply couldn't believe it. "Are emperors these days all so incompetent?"

Emperor Tai'an: Can you please not say everything that's on your mind?

He's such a great emperor, and he's still sitting here.

Palace maid: Is it too late for me to go back and inform them?

The three of them, each with their own agendas, arrived at Empress Su's West Palace.

When the palace maids at the entrance of Empress Su’s palace saw Emperor Tai’an arrive, they hurriedly went back to report.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, His Majesty is here! His Majesty is here!"

"Hmm." Empress Su nodded slightly.

She looked at her daughter beside her.

"Baihua, you'd better find a place to hide quickly, lest your father see you."

"Understood, Mother." Li Baihua quickly turned around and went to a side hall.

Soon, Emperor Tai'an arrived, led by palace servants.

When Empress Su saw Emperor Tai'an arrive, she composed herself and was about to speak when she noticed Shi Yu standing next to him.

When did this little baby come back?

Empress Su's emotions were momentarily stuck halfway down the slope.

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