Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 165: All procedures are followed.

What's wrong with this world?

Two dogs got married...

Shi Yu's reckless behavior is one thing.

Why are these ministers also acting recklessly?

Although He Qiuniang was inwardly complaining, she still led them to Shi Yu's courtyard.

Her daughter has so many extraordinary qualities that she's become numb to it all.

When He Qiuniang went to Shi Yu's courtyard, she saw...

The little guy actually did a pretty good job of putting it on.

Bright red couplets, lanterns... The most bizarre thing is that Shi Yu even dressed up Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan.

Dress up the dog.

He Qiuniang said that her understanding of what a good daughter could do has been completely refreshed once again.

But I must say, this dog dressed up actually looks quite decent, like a real dog.

"Hehehe..." Shi Yu at the door let out a cheerful laugh.

She was still unsteady on her feet, so Shi Yan was holding her.

Since Shi Yan started practicing martial arts with Tantai Qingchuan, he has made rapid progress and grown quite a bit taller.

Now, holding Shi Yu, I feel completely secure.

Seeing a group of ministers arrive, Shi Yu was already overjoyed.

Haha, so many, so many gifts!

[Relocating and getting married really does bring gifts.]

[Yu Yu is truly very clever.]

Those who came: They only hoped that Shi Yu would be more careful when eating their melons in the future, considering the gifts they gave today.

Otherwise, they would risk losing their official positions, and they wouldn't have the time or money to give gifts.

Moreover, although they said they came to give gifts to Shi Yu's dog, it was actually a disguised way of giving gifts to Shi Yu.

The Emperor of Tai'an has made his intentions clear; if they still don't understand, they don't need to stay in this court.

Everyone stepped forward with smiles on their faces, offering their congratulations with the solemnity one would show at the moving or wedding ceremony of an important person.

"Princess Shengping, congratulations to Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan on your housewarming and marriage."

"These are just two small gifts, nothing special, please accept them."

"Ah, yes, I'll take it, I'll take it." Shi Yu greeted them in a very professional manner.

The official placed the gift aside and was about to turn around when a servant from Shi Yu's courtyard slipped him a ginseng root tied with a red bow.

"This, this, this..." the official exclaimed in surprise.

This, this, this, isn't this ginseng?

Why give him ginseng?

It's a ginseng root as thick as an arm.

Seeing the surprise on the official's face, Shi Yu patted his chest confidently and said...

"Yes, I'll return the gift."

Why does this minister look unhappy?

[Did he not like the radishes I gave him?]

It's not that we're worried the mushrooms are too big for them to carry.

I even carefully selected radishes that were roughly the same size.

What?

radish?

Everyone present was shocked!

Princess Shengping from the Xianhe Princess's family said that ginseng is a radish.

So, ginseng is radish.

They liked the return gift.

Hahaha……

I made a profit! I made a profit!

Officials queuing behind them crowded forward to present their gifts.

Then he took the radish on his own initiative and told the servants to take it back quickly.

Otherwise, what if Princess Shengping regrets it later?

He Qiuniang, who was standing to the side, was also dumbfounded.

Ginseng, so much ginseng!

Her obedient daughter gave it away as casually as a radish.

Damn it!

What a spendthrift!

Now, I bet everyone in the capital knows about the He family.

"Mother, is that ginseng my sister has?" Shi Chengxi whispered in He Qiuniang's ear.

"Yes." He Qiuniang nodded with heartache.

If she had known her daughter was making it so formal and even giving a return gift, she would have helped with the arrangements.

“My sister thought it was a radish,” Shi Chengxi added.

"Indeed." He Qiuniang felt even more distressed.

Shi Chengxi's eyes darted around. "I'll go grab one first, just in case there aren't any left."

After Shi Chengxi finished speaking, he quickly left.

“Yes, we need to take two.” He Qiuniang quickly followed after realizing what was happening.

If we send them all out, what will we do if they need them later?

So she still kept something in reserve for her obedient daughter.

She is absolutely, positively not greedy.

Shi Yu was so busy receiving gifts that his hands were sore, and when he saw that no officials were coming, he patted Shi Yan's arm.

Let her carry her to light the firecrackers.

With Shi Chengxi's hands-on guidance last time, Shi Yu handled it very smoothly this time.

As soon as the firecrackers were lit, she immediately patted Shi Yan on the shoulder.

"run."

With Shi Yan holding Shi Yu, he lightly touched the ground with his toes, and his body floated away like a butterfly.

Shi Yu blinked her dark, bright eyes, looking at Shi Yan with newfound respect.

Wow, this guy is incredibly talented! He's learned martial arts so quickly.

Gua66's voice came out.

[Yuyu, you've got a great deal!]

Shi Yan is a rare martial arts genius, the kind that only appears once every hundred years.

However, compared to you, I'm definitely a bit lacking.

Gua66's words have become increasingly sweet lately, which pleased Shi Yu.

After the firecrackers were set off, it was time for Little Green and Little Blue to get married.

Shi Yu pulled He Qiu Niang to sit together in the main hall.

He Qiuniang truly never imagined that one day she would be able to serve as a guardian for two dogs.

Little Green and Little Blue were pulled up by the servants, and amidst loud shouts, the two dogs bowed with a look of utter despair.

"First bow to Heaven and Earth."

"Bowing to the parents twice."

"Husband and wife bow to each other."

"Send them to the bridal chamber."

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