Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
The corrupt realm of gods is gone.
A huge hole appeared in the sky.
The evil spirits hiding in the forbidden area flew uncontrollably toward the large hole in the sky.
Over the years, the human world has undergone earth-shattering changes.
The forbidden land was completely wiped out of evil spirits and became the most fertile field.
Countries focused on developing production and ceased fighting.
Many people who had reclaimed the land joined in to build their homes.
Another New Year has arrived, and He Qiu Niang's youngest son has grown into a young boy.
Every year during the Lunar New Year, he would hear his mother, father, and older siblings tell stories about his sister, the Great Demon Dragon of the Abyss, who sacrificed her life for all living beings.
Today, as usual, after the New Year's Eve celebration, he returned to the courtyard and released a Kongming lantern.
And they made a wish upon the Kongming lantern.
"Great Abyss Dragon Sister, Great Abyss Dragon Sister, when will you come out and let me see your true face?"
"My little brother won't be afraid of you being a dragon."
Hehe~
Just after the boy made his wish, a clear and melodious voice suddenly rang out.
She saw a beautiful girl walking towards her from the distance, with a black ball of fluff with golden eyes on her shoulder.
She spoke softly as she walked toward him.
"He was still breastfeeding at five, still wet the bed at seven, broke his leg in a horse-riding accident at nine, and started visiting brothels like a dissolute young man at eleven, pursuing girls from respectable families."
"You had a wet dream last night, didn't you? You're quite the naughty one."
The boy blushed deeply, "Who are you? How do you know about me?"
"Me?" the beautiful girl smiled gently.
"I'm just a rebellious girl who likes to watch the drama unfold."
“You can call me sister, Shi Yu.”
"Or call me the Great Demon Dragon of the Abyss."
"Ah!!!" The boy jumped and ran out excitedly.
The abyssal dragon, now a graceful young woman, couldn't help but smile as she watched the boy's departing figure.
"Ah. The gossip in the human world is much more interesting."
"If I take a few years off to recover, I'll miss out on so many interesting juicy stories."
“Yu Yu, Yu Yu, melon,” said the golden eye on her shoulder.
"Okay, let's go get some melon seeds, sis."
"Now that you're in the human realm, are you afraid of not having any gossip?"
"Walk."
The Xianhe Princess's residence was unusually lively that evening.
However, their gossip over the past ten years is not enough for Shi Yu to devour in one night.
In the capital city, the civil and military officials, who were asleep, suddenly shivered all at once.
What happened?
The fear of being dominated by Shi Yu and watching the drama unfold is back!
(over)
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