Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 27 Repairing a house? I'll repair your ass!

[What a scumbag dad, calm down.]

[If you don't repair the wall, do you expect my mother to be a sucker and have to rebuild the Shi Mansion for you?]

After it's repaired, you'll still live in the magnificent main courtyard.

We're still living in this remote corner, aren't we?

You're not even that good-looking, how can you have such high expectations?

[Tsk tsk tsk, you still have the nerve to come back.]

Who was in bed with my cousin's wife last night?

[Who still says their favorite person is Gu Caiwei and her two children?]

[Who said that if I dealt with my mother, I could have Gu Caiwei's two children registered in your lineage?]

Wow, this is truly eye-opening.

[Not only is my dad a scumbag, he's also incredibly shameless.]

[But that's not quite right either. Like mother, like son; that old turtle isn't exactly a saint either.]

[She knew everything about Gu Caiwei's affair, didn't she?]

That's so bad, so incredibly bad.

I really want to drown that scumbag dad in a pig cage right now.

Shi Yu sighed regretfully.

Her tiny, chubby hands are still too soft.

"Do you want to leave on your own, or should I kick you out?"

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."

As soon as He Qiuniang finished speaking, the Tibetan Mastiff, which had been missing for more than a month, ran out and appeared beside her.

Tibetan Mastiff: I ran so fast back then because I was worried that Wei Yanyan would skin me alive and eat my dog ​​meat.

Now that they have their owner backing them up, they're not afraid.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."

"He Qiuniang, you heartless woman, you actually want to unleash your dogs to bite me!" Shi Mianzhi took two steps back in fear.

What a joke, it's a Tibetan Mastiff!

It's about half a person's height, drool dripping everywhere, and you can tear off a huge chunk of meat with one bite.

"Don't forget, this is the Shi residence!" he reminded him, though his tone lacked conviction.

"Then sir, don't forget," He Qiuniang reminded him with a smile.

"This house is the one I bought with my dowry money."

"Would you like to see the land deed and house deed, sir?"

That's an insult! It's an absolute insult!

Just then, Wei Yanyan, who was strolling in the nearby streets, also arrived.

She suppressed her excitement and spoke:

"Isn't it about building a house? Show me the blueprints."

"My demands are not high: jade paving, carved dragons and painted beams, luminous pearls for lighting, and Shu-woven carpets underneath..."

"No, didn't you say you were repairing the house? What's the meaning of this wall?"

"Of course you guys should fix it yourselves, you idiots. Hehe..." Shi Yu laughed, finding it amusing.

Do you expect my mother to fix it for you?

You two are definitely a couple; your faces are both the same size.

[Sniff sniff, wait a minute, why does Wei Yanyan still smell like her cousin?]

Gua66, [Yuyu, you didn't smell it wrong.]

Wei Yanyan's cousin was also hiding in her carriage.

The two had been playing around in the bustling city center until Wei Yanyan finally got out of the car, her legs too weak to move.

[Hahahaha...] Shi Yu laughed heartily.

The worse her father was, the more determined her mother was to leave him.

Shi Yu thought this was fine.

That's perfect, she won't have to acknowledge a father anymore.

"Slap!" Shi Mianzhi slapped Wei Yanyan across the face.

"A woman who does not uphold traditional virtues."

"From today onwards, don't even think about going back."

"It's not that I like to party, I'll let you party all you want when I get back!"

Shi Mianzhi was furious and dragged Wei Yanyan back to the next room.

Shi Chengxi stepped forward and took Shi Yu from He Qiuniang's hands.

"Mother, you rest first, I'll take care of your sister for you."

He Qiuniang glanced at the smiling Shi Yu, "Alright."

She was busy supervising the construction work anyway.

Shi Chengjun, Shi Chengxiu, and Shi Chengya stared longingly at each other.

My little sister is so cute, and her吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) is amazing.

They wanted a hug too.

They also wanted to join in the gossip.

Shi Chengxi glanced at them indifferently, then picked up Shi Yu and left.

Shi Yu nestled in Shi Chengxi's arms, her big, beautiful black eyes wide open.

[My dear brother, you're so cute secretly doing naughty things behind Mom's back.]

However, you'd better not let your mother find out that you were the one who did the work on the page.

Scholars should cherish their reputation and honor.

[If Mom finds out later, she'll definitely cry and make me comfort her again.]

Oh dear, with five troublesome kids at home, Yu Yu is so busy!

Shi Yu blew out a breath, feeling so sad.

None of the members of this family have achieved anything significant.

I'm so tired.

Shi Chengxi paused in his steps.

His gaze fell on Shi Yu's face.

This little girl has so many ideas; she might never grow up.

He pursed his lips and tried to coax Shi Yu by touching her forehead.

"Goodness, big brother still has something to do."