Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 30 Princess Yun'an visits, and I still enjoy her gossip.

[It possesses the aura of a dragon.]

[It's the girl I met at Tianxiang Restaurant last time!]

Upon hearing her daughter's heartfelt words, He Qiuniang's legs immediately went weak, and she wanted to kneel down.

It has the aura of a dragon!

That's a member of the royal family.

He Qiuniang had been married to Shi Mianzhi for many years, and could only catch a glimpse of him from afar during the annual grand pilgrimage.

The person who came was none other than Princess Yun'an, the eldest daughter of Prince Shun.

Strange? Where did that sound come from?

Li Hongzhao glanced at them with a puzzled look.

Shi Yu, [Gua66, hurry up and search to see if there's any gossip about this Princess Yun'an.]

He Qiuniang and her son: So this is the legendary Princess Yun'an.

No, the point is, Yu Yu, how can you be so willing to gossip about just anyone? This is Princess Yun'an!

Eating melon seeds?

Li Hongzhao's interested gaze fell on the baby in He Qiuniang's arms.

He Qiuniang's heart skipped a beat: Oh no! Have we been discovered?

But her sweet daughter in her arms didn't care about any of that.

The world is vast, but eating melons is the most important thing.

Each person had their own system, and they started chattering away.

Gua66, [Yu Yu, Yu Yu, this Princess Yun'an has a melon on her.]

Princess Yun'an admires martial prowess, but her literary talent is utterly lacking.

But she happened to fall for Baili Tu, the top scholar of the previous year.

[The last time the two went on a mission together to wipe out bandits, Princess Yun'an knocked the top scholar unconscious with a single blow, attempting to force herself on him.]

[As a result, they were caught by fleeing bandits.]

Those bandits are still locked up in the deepest part of the prison.

Shi Yu: [Wow, he forced himself on me.]

This princess is truly courageous.

Did the forced sexual intercourse ultimately succeed?

"..."

Li Hongzhao's face turned bright red upon hearing this. She tried to shut up the voice in her mind, but no sound came out even after opening her mouth several times.

Gua66, [Wait until Princess Yun'an has dealt with the fleeing bandits.]

Just then, the top scholar slowly woke up and saw Princess Yun'an taking off his underwear.

And then, every time the top scholar Baili Tu saw Princess Yun'an, he would take a detour.

[It ran away as fast as a cat seeing a mouse.]

Shi Yu: [Haha, that top scholar must be a handsome man.]

[What to do? I'm also getting a little tempted; I want to snatch the beautiful princess and prince away.]

Li Hongzhao's eyes widened instantly upon hearing this: "Little baby, how old are you?"

He Qiuniang sensed Li Hongzhao's anger and was so frightened that she quickly covered her beloved daughter.

Her daughter is truly brave.

Not only did they try to steal people's food right away, but they also tried to take people away from them.