Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 34 She's my wife, and she'll pay back the money I owe.

A bluish-gray sedan chair stopped next door.

Nestled in He Qiuniang's arms, Shi Yu immediately became excited.

[Mommy, Mommy, it's that scumbag father, that scumbag father!]

[After kicking someone when they're down, the scumbag father is in a bind. He's borrowed money from loan sharks, but where will he get the money?]

[He caused trouble at the restaurant, lost all his money, and now he's going home to his wife and daughters—how can he explain this?]

[If you have money, you're a man; if you don't, you're a beggar. Drive out the door and beg along the street with a bowl in your hand.]

[If only I had known this day would be so difficult, why did I deceive you then? The most heartless are those who lie dead in the latrine.]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Taking advantage of the moment, Shi Yu enthusiastically performed a rap.

Shi Mianzhi, who was getting out of the sedan chair, happened to overhear it.

“$¥か&#.” You wretch, shut your mouth!

Once again, Shi Mianzhi's roar was stuck in his throat.

This time, Shi Yu's little ears stood up very high.

She asked Gua66, puzzled, "Is my scumbag dad going to yell at me?"

Why do I sense an unfriendly aura emanating from him?

Gua66, [I saw his mouth open and close repeatedly; he probably wanted to curse at you.]

Upon hearing this, Shi Yu became furious with the little baby.

This scumbag father is shameless and goes too far.

[They actually wanted to insult me ​​for no reason.]

Indeed, bad people don't need a reason.

Shi Mianzhi: Who's really in the wrong? I haven't even gotten out of the sedan chair yet, and you've already started scolding me.

Gua66 quickly spoke up to comfort Shi Yu.

【Yu Yu, don't bother arguing with your scumbag father.】

Anyway, he won't be able to cause trouble for long.

Let me give you some melon seeds.

Upon hearing that there was melon, Shi Yu immediately became happy.

Hurry up and tell me!

Why didn't you say so sooner? Why were you keeping it a secret?

Don't you know how boring it is for me to be a babysitter?

Gua66, [I just found this too.]

[It's about your scumbag dad.]

Shi Yu silently rolled her eyes. [Why does this scumbag father always have so many problems?]

He Qiuniang and her son: That's right, too much trouble makes it easy to cause trouble.

Gua66: [Yuyu, your scumbag father borrowed a lot of money at exorbitant interest rates to bid for Lai Fu Lou.]

Now that he failed to win the auction for Lai Fu Lou, he has lost a lot of money, and loan sharks are already coming to him.

Upon hearing this, Shi Yu burst into gloating laughter.

【Hehehehehe...】

That's wonderful!

A scumbag father who can't pay his debts will definitely get a severe beating.

[Ouch, my head, my back, my face, my baby... why does everything hurt so much, hahaha...]

[Hehe...] Gua66 laughed along with Shi Yu.

My uncles are coming!

Shi Yu's beautiful big eyes immediately looked at it.

Where is it? Where is it?

Will I receive one of the big gifts my uncles prepared?

I can't wait!

Over here, several luxurious and ostentatious sedan chairs, inlaid with jade and pearls, are heading towards He Qiuniang's direction.

He Qiuniang recognized her at a glance.

"Children, your uncle has arrived."

Upon hearing this, the four children happily came out of the door to greet them.

Shi Mianzhi glanced at it, and a surge of anger welled up in his heart.

He is their biological father, yet not a single one of them came up to greet him.

Four children: We treat you like a father, but do you treat us like your children?

"Hahaha..." He Jiahe and He Wanxing laughed as they got off the sedan chair.

"Little sister, thanks to you and Yu Yu, we won the bid for Lai Fu Lou."

"From now on, just wait for us to make money for you."

He Jiahe deliberately spoke loudly to provoke him.

This guy's mischief just now almost got them both killed.

Fortunately, Princess Yun'an stepped in to help.

"Come on, children, these are gifts your uncle has chosen for you. Open them and see if you like them!"

[A gift, a gift, Yu Yu's gift.]

Shi Yu was instantly overjoyed.

A golden pig appeared on top of Shi Yu.

Ah, gold, I love it.

My uncles are so kind; their gifts really touched my heart.

Yu Yu loves gold the most.

[The more the merrier, I'll never mind!]

As long as it's gold, it'll do.

[Sigh...]

With his mouth watering, Shi Yu took advantage of He Qiu Niang's momentary lapse in attention and stuffed the gold into his mouth.

He Qiuniang was a little slow.

The little golden pig was stuffed into Shi Yu's mouth.

"You child, why do you put everything in your mouth?"

Startled, He Qiuniang quickly pried the golden pig out of Shi Yu's mouth.

Hehehe...

Despite having her gold plucked, Shi Yu's delicate face revealed a silly, amused grin.

[It really is gold; the taste is still so familiar~]

Pfft~

Shi Yu's precocious remark made everyone present laugh.

However, Shi Yu quickly realized what was happening.

"Mother, Mother, that was gold given to me by my uncles."

You can't take it and keep it for yourself.

If you're short of money, use your older siblings' money first.

I'm small, have little money, and it doesn't last long.

Hahaha……

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"Little sister, come and let me hug Yu Yu." He Wanxing couldn't resist the urge to hug her.

"How can such a tiny little baby be so adorable? Hehe..."

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