Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 36 What is a best friend, and what is an enemy friend?

The little baby wasn't worried at all when he saw his mother and older sister looking surprised.

Instead, it kicked its powerful little legs and cried even harder.

She cried as she continued to make accusations.

That way, she'd be even more heartbroken and shed big, heavy tears.

Let it rain heavily! Let it rain heavily!

[It's your fault for not taking me.]

Then everyone should stay away.

[Waaaaah, Mommy and my sister don't love me! Yu Yu is such a poor little thing.]

[It's been almost two months since I gave birth, and apart from this tiny place called Shifu, I haven't been to any other areas.]

He Qiuniang/Shi Chengya: Well, your butt is really quite big.

"Waaaah, I want to be sad, so make the rain fall harder!"

I wonder how you all manage to attend someone else's birthday banquet.

[Waaaaah, where there are crowds, there's juicy gossip, but you guys don't even include me in the gossip! How can you live with yourselves? Waaaaah...]

The more Shi Yu thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt, and the louder she cried became, until she actually managed to force tears to come out.

Actually, she wasn't really sad.

The main reason was that He Qiuniang and Shi Chengya could go out to eat melons, but she couldn't.

That's why I started crying.

Moreover, this little baby's body is delicate and not easy to control.

I can burst into tears very quickly just by thinking about sad things.

"Pitter-patter..." The rain outside kept falling, and it was a sudden downpour.

Xia Yu came in, completely soaked.

"Madam, what should we do?"

"Suddenly, a torrential downpour began."

"And the rain was particularly heavy, it hurt a lot when it hit people."

"In this state, there's definitely no way we can go out."

"..." He Qiuniang was quite helpless.

Is she being blackmailed by her own obedient little daughter?

"Sigh..." she sighed helplessly.

He Qiuniang stepped forward, went to the crib, and picked up Shi Yu, who was crying and flailing her arms and legs.

She deliberately feigned a sigh.

"What if it suddenly starts pouring rain?"

Shi Yu secretly opened one eye and looked at her mother.

A mischievous smug look appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Now you know how powerful I am, right?

If you're going to go see the gossip without me, then don't bother going out at all.

[When Yu Yu is sad, she can cry all day long.]

Believe it or not, I cried so much I clogged the entire sewer system in the capital.

He Qiuniang: You've got quite a temper, haven't you?

"Oh dear, I was originally planning to take you, little girl, with me to Madam Wang's birthday banquet."

"However, with such heavy rain, we probably can't go."

"What a pity, I was hoping to broaden your horizons, little girl."

He Qiuniang pretended to be talking and was about to put Shi Yu back on the small bed.

Oh no, please stop!

Shi Yu was anxious.

Don't let me go back. I'll stop crying, and the sky will clear up soon.

Shi Yu waved her little hands, frantically and haphazardly wiping away the tear stains on her delicate face.

Just as Shi Yu wiped away her tears, the sky, which had been pouring rain, suddenly cleared up.

The weather was like God playing a cruel joke on them.

It was just a joke!

"Mom, the weather's cleared up, please take me there."

Shi Yu smiled at He Qiuniang, revealing an innocent and ingratiating smile.

He Qiuniang was so amused and exasperated by her laughter that she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

This little cutie, what will happen to him when he grows up?

However, she has a unique ability and her easily revealed inner thoughts.

If it were solely based on the He family's wealth, they probably wouldn't be able to protect it.

At this moment, He Qiuniang, who was weak and content with the status quo, suddenly had a bold idea.

She needed to find a powerful backer for her youngest daughter.

Princess Yun'an seems quite reliable at the moment.

After thinking all this through, He Qiuniang's soft gaze softened with determination.

She dressed Shi Yu in new clothes and tapped the little girl's forehead as a reminder before leaving.

"Yu Yu, there are many people at the banquet, mostly high-ranking officials and dignitaries. You must not offend them."

After giving her careful instructions, He Qiuniang carried Shi Yu and took her eldest daughter, Shi Chengya, out the door.

But once he arrived at the Wang family, the residence of the Vice Minister of Rites, Shi Yu was no different from a wild horse that had broken free of its reins or a mad dog.

As soon as they see someone, they start rummaging through their melons.

Upon getting off the carriage, I was greeted by a servant from the Wang family.

Shi Yu, [This servant has athlete's foot, and it indirectly spread to Lord Wang and his wife.]

The couple is currently suffering from athlete's foot and is trying to find the culprit.

Servant: I want to split open on the spot.

Upon entering, they were greeted by the Wang family's butler.

Shi Yu: [Haha... This butler always wears a hat, not because it looks good, but because he's balding and losing his hair.]

Butler: This is a secret I've kept hidden for many years.

The lady and young lady passing by.

Shi Yu: [This girl is young and beautiful, but she has body odor.]

Even a three-pound sachet couldn't suppress the lingering scent emanating from her.

Miss: Waaaaaah, I want to go home...

...

He Qiuniang felt that, most likely from today onwards, no one would invite her to any more banquets.

I wonder if it's too late for her to regret going back now.

As He Qiuniang thought this, she tightened her grip on Shi Yu's hand.

To avoid her precious youngest daughter being inexplicably beaten to death or assassinated in the future, she might as well go home.

He Qiuniang turned around, about to apologize and leave.

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