Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 54 Emperor Tai'an not only loved eating sweets and not brushing his teeth, but he also disliked taking baths.

"Crackling and popping!" There seemed to be a silent fire of anger burning in the air.

"¥#&?$#か!Who dares to spout nonsense in my mind!"

The emperor's aura intensified, his face darkening with anger.

The words that were meant to be spoken got stuck in his throat.

The emperor blinked, momentarily stunned.

He was ordained by Heaven, but one day Heaven forbade him to speak.

The emperor seems a little angry.

Shi Yu's beautiful eyes continued to meet the emperor's gaze without fear.

Why is his mouth moving?

[Oh, so even emperors have rotten teeth.]

[Gua66, look at the emperor's wide-open mouth; that tooth is all black and rotten, yet he hasn't pulled it out.]

How disgusting.

nausea?

How dare anyone say he's disgusting?

The emperor's sharp eyes swept across the room and quickly spotted the culprit in He Qiuniang's arms.

Is this little baby someone that even the heavens want to protect?

Gua66, [Yuyu, I know this.]

Emperor Tai'an suffered greatly among the common people during his youth, which is why he developed a great fondness for sweets.

The imperial physicians had repeatedly advised Emperor Tai'an not to consume too many sweets, as they could negatively impact his health.

However, Emperor Tai'an couldn't control his cravings and would always sneak out at night to eat sweets.

Most importantly, he secretly ate sweets late at night and didn't brush his teeth because he was afraid of being caught.

Over time, this damaged all my teeth.

[Moreover, he doesn't dare go to the imperial physician even when he has a toothache in the middle of the night, for fear of being prescribed medication by the physician.]

[Hehehe, this Emperor Tai'an is too funny.] Shi Yu couldn't help but laugh.

Even a three-year-old knows to brush their teeth after eating sweets.

His teeth are full of cavities; if he doesn't get them treated, he'll embarrass the country.

[Gua66, then hurry up and search again.]

Let's see if there are any other bizarre scandals surrounding Emperor Tai'an.

Emperor Tai'an's eyes widened: Still searching for melons?

This little baby is like a heifer chasing a bull, that's pretty awesome.

【Yes, yes, and I must say, this Emperor Tai'an has quite a few scandals surrounding him.】Gua66 got excited.

"Really? That's wonderful!" Shi Yu excitedly clenched her little paws.

We rarely get to visit the palace, so we're definitely going to feast our eyes on this melon.

Emperor Tai'an was furious: "You can eat your melon if you want, but don't come after me alone!"

Could this be the peculiarity of the little baby that his granddaughter reminded him of yesterday?

Emperor Tai'an glanced subtly at Li Hongzhao standing to the side.

Knowing she had gotten herself into trouble, Li Hong smiled obsequiously at her imperial grandfather, revealing eight large teeth.

She wanted to bring Shi Yu to eat the gossip inside the palace.

I was trying to clean up her grandfather's eyes, but I never expected that her grandfather himself had so much gossip to share.

Emperor Tai'an gave Li Hongzhao an angry look: I'll settle accounts with you later.

Meanwhile, Shi Yu and Gua66 were already eating melon seeds.

Shi Yu: [What? Emperor Tai'an doesn't like to take baths.]

He even mistook Empress Su of the Western Palace for a bathhouse attendant!

Gua66: [Yeah, yeah, every time he went to the West Palace, Empress Su would boil a huge pot of hot water and scrub him until the middle of the night.]

Empress Liu, the Crown Prince's consort, still believed that Emperor Tai'an and Empress Su could fight until dawn.

[He was so angry that he would often secretly curse Empress Su behind her back, calling her a vixen.]

The empresses of the East and West Palaces were furious about this matter.

Shi Yu: [I can't believe it. Emperor Tai'an, at his advanced age, can still instigate a war between two women.]

Emperor Tai'an proudly raised his chin: That's right.

In his youth, he was a handsome man who could charm countless women.

[I just don't know if he knew his beautiful girlfriend had cheated on him.]

[After becoming pregnant with a eunuch's child, will he still be as happy as he is now?]

Emperor Tai'an's face immediately turned green: "This brat is rude! Children speak without thinking!"

This little baby must be lying!

Li Hongzhao watched from the side, then silently moved to Emperor Tai'an's side.

Whispering, "Grandpa Emperor, I just accidentally caught the eunuch next to Consort Yu."

"A bulging lump between his legs."

Emperor Tai'an: ...

You brat, is this something a princess like you should do?

Li Hongzhao: Grandfather, I'm just showing you through my actions that you don't believe the voice you're overhearing in your head.

"Your Majesty, didn't you want to ask about Lady He's possession of evil spirits?"

Princess Zhaoyang, who was sitting upright to the side, spoke up, breaking the eerie atmosphere in Xuanzheng Hall.

He Qiuniang felt a sense of relief as she listened to Princess Zhaoyang's gentle and kind voice.

Once she relaxed, she realized that her back was soaked with sweat.

It's sticky and uncomfortable right now.

“Zhaoyang is right,” Emperor Tai’an said, coming back to his senses.

"Mrs. He, then tell me in detail about your ex-husband's affair with evil spirits."

“Yes, Your Majesty,” He Qiuniang replied cautiously before slowly beginning her story.

Li Hongzhao had already given a general account of the matter to Princess Zhaoyang and Emperor Tai'an last night.

However, since it involved evil spirits, Emperor Tai'an still had to be cautious.

After He Qiuniang finished speaking, Emperor Tai'an pondered for a while before speaking.

"He, you've got some nerve," Emperor Tai'an said, his expression unreadable.

"Your Majesty, please punish me!" He Qiuniang was so frightened that she immediately knelt down and begged for punishment.

[Oh dear, my goodness, your big breasts are pressing against me!]

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