Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 58 The Prefect of the Capital Disguised as a Woman to Arrest a Flower Thief.

[Hahaha~] Gua66 suddenly burst into cheerful laughter.

Everyone: Before, it was just Shi Yu who would suddenly laugh, but now the system has also been infected.

Shi Yu, [Don't just laugh, tell me what happened next!]

Everyone: That's right, business is the most important.

Gua66, [Yuyu, don't rush, listen to me slowly.]

After class, Baili returned to the lounge and saw a bulging mass on the bed. He lifted it up and was utterly horrified.

After a brief exchange, Baili Tu respectfully escorted Tantai Qingchuan out.

"Is it really that simple?" Shi Yu tilted her head.

Why can't I believe it?

[Didn't the two of them fight?]

Melon66, [No.]

However, Baili Tu guessed that it was Princess Yun'an's doing, and now Tantai Qingchuan is searching everywhere for her.

Li Hongzhao's eyes widened instantly upon hearing this.

No, how would Baili Tu know it was her?

She didn't even appear in front of him today.

Bailitu: Spitting everywhere, do you think I'm blind?

Li Hongzhao: It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding...

Feeling guilty, Li Hongzhao quickly took He Qiuniang to prison, gave her a few earnest instructions, and then ran away.

Grandpa He felt sorry for his daughter, so he spent a lot of money to buy her a bed in the prison.

It's the kind that's not locked, and it's right next to He Qiuniang's house.

Grandpa He said, "Qiu Niang, from now on, your father will be by your side. If you need anything, just ask your father."

"If you're bored, Dad will find someone to come in and play cards with you."

"If you don't like playing cards, Dad will find someone to come in and sing opera for you."

“My daughter has been wronged. From now on, Dad will never let you suffer again.”

As he spoke, Old Master He couldn't hold back his tears and quickly wiped them away with his sleeve.

[My dear grandfather, are you in jail or on vacation?]

Shi Yu was astonished by the extent to which her mother was pampered.

My dear mother, with such loving fathers, brothers, and sisters-in-law, why did you even bother marrying?

[Wouldn't it be so much better to just stay home and enjoy a life of luxury without ever getting married?]

The He family members nodded in strong agreement.

Exactly, it's so much better if she doesn't get married; they can support her for the rest of her life.

Shi Yu's dark, beautiful eyes surveyed the entire prison.

[Gua66, are all the people in this group normal?]

Everyone chuckled: The little baby is definitely normal, not... upright...

Before the smiles on everyone's faces could reach their peak, Gua66 suddenly spoke mysteriously.

[There's a notorious womanizer in this prison.]

He works in prison during the day and picks flowers at night.

[Quite a few young women in the capital have already been defiled.]

Recently, he has set his sights on the daughter of Prefect Song.

[I've decided to challenge my boss's authority tonight and spend the night with the daughter of Prefect Song.]

What? The notorious womanizer was right next to them?

Upon hearing this, the jailer standing nearby was so shocked that his heart jumped into his throat.

He needs to tell their prefect about this as soon as possible.

The He family members who were eavesdropping also felt a sudden tightness in their hearts.

But Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice continued.

[My mother is so beautiful, isn't that dangerous?]

No, Yu Yu has to stay with her mother in prison tonight.

Everyone: That's right, they're staying in the jail tonight.

Gua66, [Yuyu, you don't need to worry about this.]

This womanizer only likes girls aged 15 to 18; he has no interest in married women.

[This womanizer has no taste at all, he even sets an age limit!] Shi Yu was furious.

My mother is so beautiful, more beautiful than so many other girls.

Why doesn't she like it? Why doesn't she accept it?

Why should my mother be treated differently?!

Shi Yu stretched out her little hands and gestured with all her might, her sweet little voice full of anger at being ignored.

Everyone: Can this even be compared?

Why do they feel that what Shi Yu said is problematic, yet it also seems completely reasonable?

Oh no!

Everyone suddenly realized.

They seemed to have been led astray by Shi Yu's strange thought process.

Knowing that the notorious womanizer had no interest in a young woman like He Qiuniang, the He family felt much more at ease.

However, just in case.

They hired more skilled people to protect He Qiuniang and Old Master He.

Even the locks in the prison were replaced with those made of black iron, ensuring they wouldn't be damaged by knives or axes.

The moonlight, as clear as water, spilled across the tranquil courtyard.

Under the cover of night, a lithe flower thief quietly entered the courtyard.

The lights were still on in the attic.

The woman's slender figure was reflected in the window.

Her hair was loose and her long dress fell down; the voice of a maid could be heard from beside her.

"Miss, it's late, you should go to sleep."

The flower thief, hiding in the shadows, watched with gleaming eyes.

As soon as the candle went out, he couldn't wait to climb up to the attic.

In the dim light, he moved closer to the body on the bed, using the moonlight streaming in through the window.

Under the thin blanket, the woman's figure was slender and shapely.

The flower thief, drooling, was about to reach out when the woman lying on the bed suddenly sat up.

"You audacious thief, how dare you use your identity as a yamen runner to cover up your evil deeds! Today I will definitely arrest you and bring you to justice!"

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