Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 63 The School Gossip: They're still kids, but there's no shortage of gossip. shuhaige.net

Xie Ke'an stared wide-eyed at Shi Chengjun.

It seemed he was confirming that there was nothing wrong with his ears.

Shi Chengjun nodded awkwardly, but his curious ears perked up involuntarily.

His sister wants to get some gossip about Xie Ke'an.

He was also very curious about what kind of gossip Xie Ke'an had up his sleeve.

That way he can use it to make fun of him later.

Hehehe...

Shi Chengjun looked at Xie Ke'an with a malicious smile on his face.

Why are you looking at me like that? It's disgusting.

Xie Ke'an crossed her arms and instantly stepped back a considerable distance.

At this moment, Gua66 and Shiyu's voices rang out again.

Gua66: [Yuyu, the person next to your second brother is called Xie Ke'an.]

He is the youngest grandson of the Marquis of Anding.

He was a little tyrant at school, always bullying others.

However, this little tyrant was still wetting the bed when he was 7 years old.

He was too embarrassed to let anyone know he wet the bed.

So he brought his mother's puppy to the bed.

[They falsely claimed it was dog urine that soaked his sheets and pants.]

[Hahaha...] Shi Yu has a very low threshold for laughter and was immediately amused.

[A 7-year-old still wetting the bed, how embarrassing!]

[I've never wet the bed since I was born.]

[He calls himself a little tyrant? He even bullies my brother!]

I think he should just be called Little Peeing King.

Yes, these are little pee kings, bedwetting kings.

"Hehehe..."

Shi Yu laughed out loud with joy.

"Xie Ke'an, I didn't expect you to be seven years old, haha."

Shi Chengjun instantly became smug after catching someone red-handed.

"Oh, Jun-ge, from now on you're my brother." Xie Ke'an immediately clung to him, trying to curry favor.

Every boy has some pride.

"As long as you don't reveal my secret, I will not only stop bullying you two brothers in school, but I will also protect you both."

Shi Chengjun, "Really?"

Xie Ke'an nodded quickly, "It really is, even more real than gold."

Shi Chengjun, "If you don't tell me that my brother and I are the sons of merchants, you won't kick us out of the academy?"

Xie Ke'an immediately raised her hand and swore, "Absolutely not!"

“You are my brother. When I talk about you, I am talking about myself.”

"If anyone in the school talks about you, I'll deal with them."

Shi Chengjun nodded in satisfaction.

It was worth all the effort he put into stealing his sister.

Xie Ke'an. "..."

Shi Chengjun, "..."

Just as the two were about to whisper to each other, wanting to take advantage of Shi Yu to watch the drama unfold, the teacher on the stage noticed them.

"Xie Ke'an! Shi Chengjun!"

"It's you two talking in class again."

"Get out and stand there as punishment!"

Upon hearing that they would be made to stand outside as punishment, the two were so happy that they quickly packed their things and went out.

Perfect timing to go out and enjoy some watermelon without worry.

Shi Yu, who was being carried on Shi Chengxi's back, couldn't help but sigh.

We're both born of the same mother, so why is my second brother so unreliable?

And judging by his appearance, he's a poor student.

Shi Chengjun's lips twitched slightly: Little sister, I brought you to the school so you could eat other people's melons, not mine, haha.

Gua66, [Yuyu, I think your second brother has extraordinary potential.]

Although he's not academically inclined, he has a promising talent for martial arts.

Shi Yu, [Really?]

Gua66, [Of course it's true.]

[Yuyu, when have I ever lied to you?]

[Hehe...] Shi Yu became happy.

That's perfect.

The mighty general granted my mother three conditions: he would allow my second brother to study under him.

"...The mighty general, hehe..." Xie Ke'an gloated from the side.

"Whoosh, mighty general."

In the entire capital city, everyone knows that the mighty and stern General is fierce and ruthless.

If Shi Chengjun were to follow the mighty general, he would be lucky to escape with his life.

Shi Chengjun's handsome face completely fell down.

Sister, are you helping me or hurting me?

What I want are my friends' secrets, lots and lots of secrets.

I didn't ask you to create difficulties for me.

The two stood there for a while before Shi Yu and Gua 66 finally managed to eat the melon on someone else's body.

Shi Yu, [Gua66, there are so many people here, quickly search them to see if they have any gossip.]

Let's start by observing their teacher.

[It's because their teacher was so mean to my second brother.]

Shi Chengjun: Little sister, you've finally decided to gossip about other people.

Oh, you're so kind.

Gua66, [Okay.]

[Yu Yu, Yu Yu, I've got it! Hehe.]

Shi Yu. [What's the juicy gossip? Tell me quickly so I can have a laugh.]

Shi Chengjun/Xie Ke'an: Exactly, hurry up and tell us so we can have a laugh.

Gua66, [Don't be fooled by how strict your second brother's teacher is.]

But actually, his grades were very bad when he was a child, and he also had a stutter.

[What! The teacher at Bailu Academy has a stutter, hahaha...] Shi Yu couldn't help but laugh.

How can he teach if he stutters?

Gua66: [He only stutters in everyday life; he doesn't stutter when it comes to things related to studying.]

Oh, I see.

Xie Ke'an and Shi Chengjun exchanged a glance, both of their eyes flashing with mischievous smiles.

If their teacher punishes them again next time, they can try this out.

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