Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 95 Going to the Song family to eat melons in the dead of night.

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thump thump thump...

This was the first time Shi Yu had ever heard of such a tense atmosphere at the foot of the bed.

Her little face turned red.

Are all humans this crazy?

Is this really that fun?

The voice that suddenly appeared in people's minds was Shi Yu.

The two people who were lost in passion on the bed trembled in fright and hurriedly separated to grab their clothes and put them on.

The man exclaimed, "There's someone in this room!"

The woman asked, "How come there's someone in this room?"

Just as the two were on edge, the door to the room was suddenly kicked open with a loud "bang!"

"Adulterous couple, I've caught you red-handed."

"Guards, seize those two and lock them in the woodshed!"

Oh dear, Song Yuqing is here! Let's hurry up and leave.

Hiding under the bed, Shi Yu used another spatial skill to disappear directly from under the bed.

When Song Yuqing went to check under the bed, there was nothing there.

Could it be that his eyes are playing tricks on him?

Song Yuqing blinked involuntarily.

But there was still nothing under the bed.

Shi Yu, who emerged from under the bed, patted Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan on the head.

Let's go to the kitchen and find something to eat first, then come back and eat the watermelon.

As soon as they heard about food, Little Green and Little Blue immediately ran off excitedly.

Meanwhile, Song Yuqing was disappointed and dejectedly went to find his legal wife.

By the time Shi Yu and Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan had finished eating, Lord Song had just finished with his wife.

Shi Yu was utterly astonished upon seeing this.

This Song Yuqing is quite an awesome old man.

Neither of those two things could dampen his spirits.

Inside the room, Song Yuqing and his wife sat up and chatted.

They're an old married couple, and the passion has faded.

Song Yuqing only symbolically handed over the grain.

However, Madam Song was very happy.

When Shi Yu looked at Madam Song, it was as if she saw her former mother.

Why does she seem so much like someone obsessed with love?