Madly Slacking Off in a Survival Game

#Give Me A Bed, I Can Survive The Whole Game#

Qian Yue has a disease—laziness.

While others are fearfully collecting items, she is leisurely taking a nap.

Qian Yue: "What...

Chapter 74 Dust Sea (12) Second update

By the time Qianyue reached Qi Feng, the short player had already run away.

Qi Feng still had that cold look on his face, and there was no sign of any problem from his expression.

But if there were other people around at this moment, they would notice that the NPC's mood seemed a little strange.

Like...

Restraining something.

Qianyue was also trying to restrain herself—to restrain her unhappiness.

Qianyue felt furious when she thought about how she had suffered an unexpected disaster because the items in the mall were too expensive.

She originally planned to hold it in, but when she saw Qi Feng's calm face as if he was wearing a mask, she couldn't hold it in anymore.

Qianyue looked at him with a half-smile: "Is the show fun?"

Qi Feng: “…”

Qianyue didn't know that this was actually a typical expression of intimacy, because when people are facing someone they trust, they will subconsciously not restrain their little emotions.

However, Qianyue herself obviously did not realize how special her attitude towards Qi Feng was. She just happened to think of it and did it directly.

As for Qi Feng...

Adhering to the principle of not revealing his identity, Qi Feng originally planned to speak less, or even not speak at all if possible, but when he met Qian Yue's eyes, he hesitated.

If I don’t answer, will Qianyue be unhappy?

What if she gets unhappy and suddenly does something like last time... uh... something that could be easily misunderstood?

Qi Feng appeared calm on the surface, but he was actually panicking. After all, the person opposite him would do anything if pushed to the limit.

Before the live broadcast started, he could at least use his authority to erase the system recordings, but now that the live broadcast has started...

Qianyue: "Oh, by the way, you haven't answered my question from last time."

Qi Feng's eyelids twitched when he heard her mention the previous issue. If he remembered correctly, it seemed like the same thing happened the other time.

She asked him what he was thinking, and he said that he wanted to resolve the problem as soon as possible so that he could report to his parents. But in the end, when he wasn't paying attention, she suddenly did something strange.

“…”

When Qi Feng thought of this, his breathing suddenly stagnated, the scenes from last time flashed through his mind involuntarily, and his heartbeat became irregular.

He didn't have time to think about what Qianyue was referring to. He quickly lowered his eyes to avoid her gaze, his face still calm.

"Sorry, I don't have the right to interfere with player behavior. If you have any requests, you can report to customer service after the game."

A long paragraph of official rhetoric, but the man remained calm behind the scenes.

Qianyue: “Is that so…”

She deliberately dragged out her tone, motioning him to help her open the shopping interface.

His fingertips lightly tapped the "Weapons" column, and his eyes fell on a product that was obviously still in stock. Qianyue couldn't help but look up and give the other person a teasing look.

9mm bullets, 45 left in stock.

However, Qi Feng seemed to be completely unaware of the other person's gaze. He kept his eyes half-closed as usual and did not look away.

But in fact, my heart was beating like a drum.

Fortunately, the shopping interface was invisible to the audience, so he wasn't worried about his lies being exposed. As long as Qianyue didn't speak out, only the two of them would know the truth.

Who knew that the next second, Qianyue suddenly frowned and said, "I seem to hear some strange noises."

Qi Feng:?

Then, as if realizing something, Qi Feng paused for a moment, pursed his lips and continued to pretend to be dead.

Qianyue, however, stared at him intently: "It seems like there really is a sound... Dong, Dong, Dong—ah, it's getting louder and louder."

Qi Feng: “………………”

This guy definitely did it on purpose.

Qi Feng didn't believe that his heartbeat was as obvious as she said. But she always said these words seriously and easily misunderstood.

If he hadn't been mentally prepared, he would probably be blushing by now - but if he continued talking like this, he probably wouldn't be able to hide it anymore.

Qi Feng had to cough lightly and change the subject with a cold face.

"There are still five minutes left before the shopping season ends. Please hurry up and shop."

Qi Feng tried his best to keep his voice normal, but if you listened carefully, you could still find that his tone seemed a little different from when he spoke to other people.

Qianyue shrugged: "Okay."

Seeing that he even brought up such words, Qianyue knew that he was really nervous, so she simply stopped while she was ahead and stopped teasing him.

However, Qianyue didn't actually have a penny on her - she hadn't had time to open the two people's backpacks, so she didn't know what was inside.

Five minutes was not enough for her to sort out her spoils, so she just randomly browsed through the shelves out of boredom while chatting with Qi Feng.

Of course, most of the time, she was the only one doing the talking. Qi Feng either didn't answer or used official rhetoric to be roundabout and ambiguous.

But Qianyue always manages to find some tricky angles.

Qianyue: "Oh, right. Speaking of which, I almost forgot one thing. The entire desert is so huge. In this instance, will you only appear in the oasis, or will you also go to the desert?"

First of all, there is the issue of confidentiality.

Qi Feng: "...Sorry, no comment."

Qianyue understood: "Then it will only appear in the oasis."

Although she used an affirmative tone, she kept staring at Qi Feng when she said this, trying to find the answer from his face.

Qi Feng pretended to be dead with an expressionless face.

A moment later.

Qianyue nodded: "It seems that it only appears in the oasis. That will be easy."

Qi Feng: “…”

Although the real situation was indeed similar to this. Because the desert map was so vast, in order to facilitate transactions, he would appear directly in the oasis about nine times out of ten - but how did Qianyue know this?

Qi Feng was confused, but he didn't dare to ask directly, so he could only keep the question to himself.

At this time, Qianyue had already closed the shopping page and became interested in the tall camel.

Qianyue: "Your camel is quite big. What's its name?"

Qi Feng looked at Qianyue silently, not understanding why she asked this question.

It's just a bunch of data that the art team asked to be added to match his appearance. Who would have thought of giving it a name?

"Hmm?" Qianyue turned her head and looked at Qi Feng with a smile.

The man paused, silently surveying his surroundings, before finally uttering a name: "...Huangsha."

Qianyue: "Yellow sand?"

I can tell it was created right away. It seems this person's ability to name things is no different from mine.

However, the yellow sand itself did not seem to react much to the name, and still stood there tirelessly. It looked almost two meters tall, with cargo on its back and a bell tied around its neck, looking very majestic.

Qianyue took the opportunity to touch it twice and said, "My other end is called Hulu, and it's quite smart."

When mentioning snoring, Qianyue glanced at Qi Feng again. The knowing look in her eyes made Qi Feng jump involuntarily, feeling helpless and amused.

——As expected, nothing can be hidden from her.

No matter how smart Hulu is, he is just a camel.

Before Qianyue rested, she was afraid that it would accidentally eat the cactus thorns used to fix the sunshade net again, so she tied it to another cactus next to the tent with nylon rope.

And it is tied tightly.

Qianyue was sure that there was nothing wrong with the nylon rope she had tied. Unless Hulu had chewed the entire cactus in pieces, it would be impossible for it to escape by itself.

But the fact is, not only did it escape, but it also escaped at the critical moment and came in handy as soon as it appeared - the result is self-evident as to who was behind this.

Qianyue looked at Qi Feng with a smile.

"..." The latter felt very uncomfortable with her teasing look, and then a little angry.

In fact, he didn't know why he suddenly wanted to help. But since it had already happened, he had no choice but to pretend to be calm.

He thought indifferently: He didn't care what the data was called. He just wanted to get away from here, away from Qianyue, away from this strange feeling, and return to normal work as soon as possible.

The next second——

"Well, it's fine."

In short, Qi Feng had an extremely painful time in the last five minutes.

When the time came, he left without looking back, thinking that after this copy was over, he must have a good talk with Qianyue about how to pretend not to know each other in the game.

However, Qi Feng thought that he had concealed it very successfully, but he didn't know that the barrage had gradually developed in a direction that neither of them had ever imagined shortly after they met.

"Pian Zhouzi: Do you feel... that the atmosphere between these two people is weird?" (smirk.jpg)

"Choco Crab: Hmm? What's strange about that? But to be honest, this is the first time I've seen a cub in such a close-up~"

"Wherever Fengbao is, I'm there too: Zai Zai's looks are truly impressive, even up close they look so good."

"The short swords are all little angels: This is my first time seeing this up close +1. It seems that there were some streamers who tried to deliberately take advantage of the NPC's popularity before, but they were warned as soon as they got close."

"Yuzu: You're talking about that guy, right? When I went to the 14th live broadcast room yesterday, I found that the camera position had changed hands 2333"

"Fuyaoxian: I remember someone took the opportunity to tease Fengzi, but Fengzi unilaterally blacklisted them for three days. The poor player doesn't know if he'll have another chance to replenish supplies before this dungeon ends."

Just at this time Qianyue mentioned the matter of Oasis. Qi Feng was silent for a long time, and finally made an official response - "No comment."

However, although what he said was quite normal, when people looked at Qi Feng's expression and movements in the camera, they always felt that something seemed strange.

"Utagawa Mitama: I didn't think so at first, but now that you mention it, it seems like they're familiar to me?"

"Nani: This is already the fifth dungeon, and there are only so many players coming and going. It's normal to be familiar with each other, right?"

"Changmenke: No, no, no, you don't understand. Duobao Merchant usually doesn't talk much, just that kind of... aloof male protagonist feeling? And he's a paper man! There's no such thing as getting to know people, right?"

"A Bowl of Soup: When I saw the paper man, the word "strategy" automatically popped up in my mind 233, so can I have a strategy, kid?"

"Hou Li: This game has an NPC favorability system (though I'm not sure if the Duobao Merchant is included), and the senior sister's profession is "Beggar," which gives her a natural favorability bonus."

"Eating 300 lychees a day will give you a sore throat: Catch a raccoon! No wonder you said last time you knew who the host was. So you and the host are from the same school!"

"August Cherry: Wait, those of you who were posting the paper figures earlier, you probably didn't know that the Duobao merchant was modeled after the owner of their studio? What if they meet in real life someday?_(:з」∠)_"

"Snoring: What???"

"Popeye: There are actually people who don't know. Someone exposed it right after the livestream started, and the official even admitted it was an NPC modeled after their boss."

"Tuotuo: A kind person has arrived! The portal is here [Click to see: A discussion on the "super tough background" of a certain game NPC]"

Seeing that most people in the live broadcast room began to discuss Qi Feng's true identity, some people were still paying attention to the conversation between Qianyue and Qi Feng.

Especially in the second half, when Qianyue didn't buy anything but still stayed and chatted with Qi Feng, many people were excited.

"Qianxi: You guys are all talking about Duobao Merchant, am I the only one who noticed that the young lady seems to smile a lot more when she's with him_(:з」∠)_"

"Mr. Toothless: I can't remember who I was fighting with just now. Beautiful, who are you?"

"Sweetheart: I went back and watched the replay, and it's true! The girl looks completely different when she smiles."

"Chao Chao: Just to be honest, it's not just the young lady who's changed. I feel like even though my son still looks aloof, he's always been answering my son!"

"Bian Zhouzi: You finally figured it out! I don't know if it's my imagination, but I feel like the girl is flirting with him, hahaha. Seeing the NPC looking like he couldn't answer, I actually felt like I was being teased? I declare that from today on, I'm switching from a mom fan to a couple fan!"

"It's the little fairy: You made me imagine the scene, hahaha. I really want to see the kid getting angry, his face red, angry, annoyed, and speechless!"

"Go Bird QAQ: Is it the kind where you press against the wall and kiss (dog head)?"

"Brother: I suspect you're doing something pornographic, but I have no proof, and I still want to yell 'more, more, more!'"

I have to say that the audience's eyes are sharp.

In some cases, they can even become Sherlock Holmes.

"Buye-chan~: Reminder everyone, there are surprises when you watch it slowly~"

"What surprise?"

"Lian: What's the surprise?"

Many people were curious after seeing this comment and started asking questions. However, the user with the ID "Bu Ye Jiang~" avoided the question and refused to explain directly.

"Buye-chan~: Hehe, you'll know for yourself when you go and see for yourself!"

Many people, intrigued by her attitude, rewind and watch it again in slow motion. A moment later...

"I bumped into it."

"Thank you, I got it."

"Fuck, sister, your eyesight is so sharp! I hit it!!!"

"Even though I discovered everything, I also seem to have discovered something vaguely. In short, I'll just knock it down and be done with it!"

Others: So what on earth did you guys get??!

Buyejiang~: "Eyes, movements, tone and so on, the sugar is all picked out by myself, Buddha said it cannot be said, it cannot be said

What I mean is, you should go back and watch it for yourselves!