Making a Show of Being a Lazy Rich Girl on a 1970s Farm

(Genre: Comedy, Farm Life, Romance, Slice of Life, Historical)

The story is set in a fictional world where the protagonist, a modern-day rich girl named Su Qingtci, is mysteriously sent back to the ...

Chapter 158

Chapter 158

The guests dining nearby began to pay more attention to Su Qingci and her group's table.

Because everyone at their table seemed to be drunk.

Xiao Yuehua held her head and murmured to herself, "Qingci, what's going on? I seem to have just taken a sip of wine, how come I'm drunk?"

As soon as Xiao Yuehua finished speaking, Feng Jianjun next to her staggered to his feet from the table.

He took two steps like floating, half squatted, started paddling with his hands, and opened his mouth to spit out a few bubbles from time to time.

Now his world is surrounded by colorful fish and corals, various beautiful rockery and stones, and above his head there are kelp jellyfish as big as parachutes floating on the waves.

And he swims freely in this beautiful ocean.

Just as he was paddling with great enjoyment, he suddenly turned around with a look of horror on his face, "Sharks are coming, sharks are coming~"

At the table, Xiao Yuehua was pulling Xiao Lian'an's hair shyly and laughing.

"Come and see, there's so much hair, so much hair, how come your hair is longer than a woman's hair?"

"Hey, you can dance, hehehe, you're so shy, let me sew it up for you, it's all exposed."

Wang Dachui was also laughing like an idiot, with a colorful world in his eyes. It was so beautiful. Money was falling from the sky, and it was all huge piles of gold ingots. He stretched out his hands and kept grabbing in the air, shouting a discordant tune.

"La la la la, la la la la ~ The whole mountain and plain are full of money~"

"So much money, so much money, I can never spend it all~"

Xiao Lian, who was being pulled to and fro by Xiao Yuehua, was swinging his arms left and right, trying to save himself from the branches and leaves that were caught on him, and he was whispering for help with a weak voice.

"What a big cat~"

"It's coming, help me trim the branches on my body~"

"Hang it~"

"Help, help~"

"It's pulling me out of the ground. I'm dying of thirst. Please give me some water~"

Wang Guoqing was holding a big hammer (Moutai liquor) and squatting on the boat (on the bench) with his legs folded in his arms with a serious look on his face.

He nervously hit the mutated geckos, frogs and giant eels that emerged from the water from time to time with hammers left and right.

Just when he was about to collapse, a huge lizard stretched half of its body out from a hole in the sky and looked down at him.

He was so frightened that he jumped off the boat into the sea and kept paddling in the water.

At the same time, Su Qingci was also shocked. Why did the world before her eyes become so magical...

Look what she saw?

In front, the muscular Snow White is pressing down Squidward and hammering him hard.

On the left, Pleasant Goat and Haier Brothers are surfing on the sea, and on the right, the Seven Fairies and Bald Qiang are getting married in the hall.

The white veil of the Seventh Fairy kept fluttering towards her face.

The scene in the distance was even more magnificent, with the seven dwarfs leading many other dwarfs and the monkeys from the Flower-Fruit Mountain fighting each other.

She subconsciously stretched out her right hand towards Song Jingzhou, "Brilliant to our ancestors, I think there's something wrong with my brain~"

Song Jingzhou clearly heard Su Qingci's voice, but what he saw was the yellow cow he raised in Gaotang Brigade, shyly facing him with its butt, then sticking its tail up and talking to him with its butt.

There were two eyes on its butt, and it nudged his arm with its hoof.

The discussions among the guests around gradually became louder.

"How much did you drink? Why are you all like this?"

"This is a public place, don't you pay attention?"

"Exactly. Look, there's even someone lying on the floor doing breaststroke. He really thinks this is his own lobby."

One of the guests who had just entered pushed away Feng Jianjun who was crying for help and falling into his arms.

"Hey, hey, hey, comrade, look at me. Where are you going when you're drunk?"

"If you can't drink it, drink less. You're so drunk that you can't tell east from west."

"Why isn't anyone watching?"

The diner next to him advised, "Hey, comrade, please stop cursing. Look over there. Is there a normal person at that table?"

"Oh my, what's going on? Are they all immortal? Are all the flying creatures in the sky and crawling on the ground coming out?"

Song Jingzhou has received training, and his mental quality and willpower are better than everyone else.

He searched and pulled Su Qingci onto the stool, "Sit still, this is all hallucination, we must have been poisoned."

Su Qingci shook her head weakly, "I was wondering, I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, but how come Snow White has turned into a Barbie doll?"

After helping Su Qingci sit down, Song Jingzhou looked towards the counter according to his memory.

There looked like an abstract art exhibition on both sides, and a pig was cooking on the counter in front.

He wanted to ask for help, but his legs gave way and he sat down. He could only try to keep his head clear. "Comrades~ We seem to have food poisoning~"

"Please help call the police, or ask a waiter to take us to the hospital."

Not many people believed what Song Jingzhou said, and the wine bottle was still rolling on the ground.

"What a rich imagination! There's even poisoning happening in this state-owned restaurant. Who are they trying to scare?"

"Yes, yes, but they really need to go to the hospital if they drink this much, hahaha~"

The waiter who was busy serving food in the lobby finally noticed this.

He quickly squeezed through the crowd and walked over.

"What's going on?"

"What are you all doing here?"

"Oh, what are you doing? It's all over the place."

When the waiter came over, he saw Song Jingzhou and Su Qingci both holding their throats with their fingers to induce vomiting.

Wang Dachui also lay on the ground and kept making vomiting sounds.

The onlookers nearby hurriedly said, "He drank so much and just told us he was poisoned!"

"Hey, there's someone shouting for help over there!"

The waiter looked at the Moutai on the ground and suddenly woke up, "It's broken, it's broken."

"They just took a bottle of wine, and you see, there's still half of it in the bottle. How could they get so many people drunk like this?"

"Manager, Master Liu, come quickly!!!"

The hotel manager came over hurriedly and said, "Fan Chun, hurry up and call the police."

"Comrades present, there is a suspected poisoning incident in this store."

"Please stop eating, do not leave without permission, and assist with the investigation."

"Spread out to the sides, don't gather in the middle."

"Hurry up and ask the kitchen to get some water to induce vomiting."

"Protect the food on this table."

A tall, fat man in chef's uniform rushed out with a large basin of water, looking nervous.

He was the one who cooked almost all the dishes today. Now that something like this has happened, isn’t this going to cost him his life?

He has a whole family at home who depends on his salary to support them.

Li Mingliang behind him held two clean porcelain bowls and quickly helped the customers fill the bowls.

"Let me go, let me go, ahhhh, don't kill me, aren't you here to collect honey? Why are you eating people?"

"Don't move, don't move, drink it quickly, drink it quickly."

"Everyone, help me, hold him down."

When Huang Yi and his team members hurried over, the scene was in chaos.