"Asshole! Go, call him here."

Emperor Wende seemed to have been shot today, shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting anyone who came his way.

In the side hall, Liu Zhao was nervous, surprised, and then laughed foolishly.

Probably because he was too stupid, he asked foolishly: "Is it really possible?"

Gu Jiu pursed his lips and smiled, nodded at first, then asked him in anger: "Do you hope it's fake?"

Liu Zhao shook his head repeatedly, "It's really good, it's really good. It's just that I came at the wrong time."

This is even more stupid.

Gu Jiu gritted his teeth and wanted to kick him.

Liu Zhao hurriedly explained, "I was very worried when I learned that you fainted in Xingqing Palace and were pregnant. I was afraid something might happen to you."

Gu Jiu laughed, pulled him over, and whispered in his ear, "I was pretending. His Majesty wanted to blackmail me, asking me to pay for the road construction without giving any benefits, so I pretended to have a stomachache. When you go to see His Majesty later, don't say the wrong thing."

Liu Zhao grinned, "Well done. The old man is becoming more and more shameless. He even blackmails his daughter-in-law. It's really not decent."

Gu Jiu pulled his collar and said, "You came directly to the side hall instead of seeing His Majesty. Aren't you afraid of His Majesty's blame?"

"Don't worry, the worst that can happen is a scolding from Father."

Gu Jiu smiled secretly, "Don't talk back. You are his biological son, and he will not be polite when he starts to fight. I am his daughter-in-law, so I should at least be polite."

Liu Zhao said, "Don't worry about me. Your health is the most important thing right now. You can put everything else aside."

The eunuch came to the side hall to urge him.

Liu Zhao couldn't delay any longer, so he had to say goodbye to Gu Jiu and go to Zhengyang Palace to meet Emperor Wende.

As soon as the father and son met, Emperor Wende was as excited as if he had eaten dynamite.

What can Liu Zhao do?

As his own son, he could only kneel down and listen to Emperor Wende scolding him for an entire hour.

Gu Jiu became impatient and secretly took a nap in a side hall.

After waking up, he still didn't see Liu Zhao, so he thought about leaving the palace first.

Just as he was about to get up and leave the palace, the door of the side hall opened from the outside and Liu Zhao came back.

He reached out and took her hand, "Come on, let's go back."

Gu Jiu smiled and nodded, then followed Liu Zhao back to the palace.

In the afternoon, Yu Ge'er came back from school, washed up simply, and ran to Gu Jiu.

He lowered his head and put it on Gu Jiu's abdomen, "Mother, is there a younger brother in here?"

When Nanny Fang heard this, she was extremely excited.

It is said that what children say is the most effective.

She hurriedly asked, "Brother Yu, the lady is pregnant. Do you think it's a boy or a girl?"

Yu Ge'er was a little confused, "Do you have a sister?"

Nanny Fang was very upset, feeling that she had done something bad with good intentions, and had caused Gu Jiu's son to be gone.

Gu Jiu burst into laughter, "Don't mind it, Mammy."

She then asked Yu Ge'er, "You are the older brother. Do you hope that the baby in your mother's belly will be a younger brother or a younger sister?"

Yu Ge'er frowned, looking very embarrassed.

He looked at Gu Jiu eagerly, "Mother, can I have a younger brother?"

Gu Jiu was very curious, "Why do you want a younger brother?"

Yu Ge'er used his little head and thought deeply, "Brothers can fight, but sisters will be bullied."

puff!

Gu Jiu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

She pinched Yu Ge'er's cheek and asked, "Did you fight in the school?"

Yu Ge'er quickly covered his mouth, widened his innocent eyes, shook his head repeatedly, and backed away.

Feeling guilty!

As Yu Ge'er's mother, Gu Jiu knew that he was guilty when she saw him like this.

She deliberately kept a straight face and asked, "Who did you hit?"

Yu Ge'er said hurriedly: "No."

Gu Jiu's face darkened. "If you lie, you won't get any cream buns. Have you thought about it?"

Yu Ge'er frowned and looked very conflicted.

“There’s no milk tea either!”

Gu Jiu used his ultimate move, "Wait until summer, there will be no watermelon, no sweet potato, no lychee, no..."

As a qualified foodie, can you watch the delicious food slip away from you?

That’s definitely not possible!

Yu Ge'er ran to Gu Jiu in two steps and took her hand, "Just hit her once."

Gu Jiu suppressed his laughter, but his face remained stern. "Who did you hit? Where did you hit? What did you use? Why did you hit him?"

Yu Ge'er was very sad and looked like he had lost all desire to live.

"Why!"

He sighed heavily, "Mother promised me not to tell Fourth Uncle and Fourth Aunt."

He can also negotiate conditions and has made progress in his studies.

Gu Jiu nodded, "Okay, I promise not to tell your fourth uncle and fourth aunt."

Yu Ge'er waved at Gu Jiu again and asked her to lower her head.

He whispered in Gu Jiu's ear, "Big brother and the Prince of Chu's Mansion had a fight. My son hid behind them and secretly hit the Prince with an inkstone. No one noticed."

Hahaha!

Gu Jiu chuckled secretly, "Just hit him once? Did he get hurt?"

Yu Ge'er shook his head repeatedly.

"The master knew you were fighting, but he didn't punish you?"

Yu Ge'er whispered, "Master, you don't know. We agreed not to tell the master if we have a fight."

These stinky kids.

"If you can hide it from the master, can you also hide it from the eunuchs in the palace?"

Yu Ge'er suddenly became worried, "Is it impossible to keep it secret? If the emperor finds out, will he punish me?"

"Think about it first. If your father knew, would he beat you?"

Yu Ge'er became even more worried.

What should I do if I get beaten by my father?

"Mom won't tell Dad." Yu Ge'er looked at Gu Jiu pitifully.

Nanny Fang was the first to lose patience. "Madam, let's keep this a secret from His Highness. My brother only hit her secretly, so I don't think anyone will know."

"You won't know what?"

Liu Zhao strode in.

Yu Ge'er felt guilty and quickly hid in Gu Jiu's arms, opening his eyes a little to peek at Liu Zhao.

Liu Zhao's face turned serious. "Did this brat do something bad?"

If he hadn't done anything bad, that brat would never have had this expression.

Gu Jiu finally couldn't help but burst into laughter, "I didn't do anything bad, I was just talking to Yu Ge'er in private, don't make a fuss, you scared the child."

Liu Zhao didn't believe it and glared at Yu Ge'er: I will settle the score with you later.

Yu Ge'er: Am I your biological son?

Liu Zhao: If you were not my biological child, I wouldn’t bother to care about you.

Yu Ge'er hung his head, feeling hopeless.

"How do you feel? Are you feeling uncomfortable anywhere?" Liu Zhao was concerned about Gu Jiu's health, fearing that she might have an accident.

Gu Jiu shook his head. "I'm fine! You don't have to worry about me. Didn't you say that the emperor had arranged an errand for you and you'd be away for a few days? When will you leave?"

Liu Zhao looked resentful, "Father did it on purpose, deliberately assigning me this task."

"Who told you to make him angry?" Gu Jiu rolled his eyes at him.

Liu Zhao snorted twice, "He's just jealous."

After saying that, he smiled proudly again.

"He was jealous that I had a good wife."

Gu Jiu pushed him away in disgust, "Move aside, it's hot."

Just get close to him.

Yu Ge'er took advantage of the fact that his parents were being affectionate with each other and no one was paying attention to him and sneaked out the door.

He was almost there, about to escape from the study and disappear from his parents' sight.

Don’t let your parents think of you today and tomorrow.

"Where are you going, little brat?"

Liu Zhao roared, and Yu Ge'er dared not move.

Success was right in front of us, but we failed at the last moment.

Yu Ge'er felt as if the big bag of cream he had just gotten flew away, leaving him with no tears to cry.

He looked back, looking pitiful.

He is just a three-year-old child!

Liu Zhao stepped forward and lifted his collar, "Come on! Let me talk to you about life."

The father simply grabbed his son by the collar and took him away.

Nanny Fang was extremely anxious, but she didn't dare to chase after him.

She was still afraid of Liu Zhao in her heart.

"Madam, His Highness has taken Yu Ge'er away. What should we do?"

Gu Jiu was not worried at all, "Don't worry, Ma'am, His Highness knows his limits."

"Will my brother be beaten?"

"No." Gu Jiu said affirmatively.

But Nanny Fang didn't believe it.

The eldest prince has beaten Yu Ge'er many times.

Oh my god, Yu Ge'er is so pitiful. She is going to the small kitchen to make Yu Ge'er something delicious and comfort him later.

As expected, Liu Zhao did not hit Yu Ge'er. At most, he just knocked him on the head.

When he heard that Yu Ge'er had attacked and beaten the Prince of Chu, he burst into laughter.

"Hahaha... good job! But next time, don't hit the head."

Yu Ge'er blinked his eyes and asked, "Can I fight casually from now on?"

"Are you looking for a fight? Even if we fight, we can't be discovered."

"oh!"

My father is as sinister and treacherous as the book describes him.

Why!

It’s so tiring to have a sinister and treacherous father!

Yu Ge'er began to think about life and felt hungry again.

But my father kept nagging.

What to do when you are hungry and sleepy?

Yu Ge'er lowered his head and looked at the ground. The ground was really clean.

What would happen if he fell to the ground?

Will I get beaten?

Just when Yu Ge'er felt that his life was hopeless, Liu Zhao finally stopped nagging.

"Go away! Do your homework properly."

"Son, I'm leaving!"

Yu Ge'er walked slowly out of the Wenshuyuan.

Liu Zheng doesn't have Yu Ge'er's good luck.

He had a fight with the Prince of Chu, leaving marks on his body that could not be hidden.

As soon as Liu Yi returned home, he beat him up and made him cry.

The next day, the two brothers met.

Liu Zheng was still wiping his tears, "Why didn't you get beaten?"

"My father loves me." Yu Ge'er said very calmly.

"Uncle is so good to you." Liu Zheng was envious.

Yu Ge'er nodded heavily, not forgetting to continue stabbing, "You have many brothers, but I am the only father I have."

Liu Zheng: “…”

Woo woo woo! Dad, can you give birth to fewer sons?

－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－

Meimei slept in and got caught up in a big scandal in the entertainment industry, so as expected, the update was late.