The great medical master Xiao Tang has transmigrated into a book! Into the role of the unlucky cannon fodder female supporting character, who is forced to marry the vicious great villain of the boo...
The cold, impersonal system responded seriously: "Direct redemption is not available. The disguise mask can only be obtained as a prize, which the host can acquire through a points-based lottery."
Xiao Tang: "..."
Isn't this even more outrageous than taking all her points?
It's the same old routine again.
"Host, you can choose to draw or not."
"It's 10 points per draw, right? Draw ten times!"
No worries, she's a wealthy person now, so she doesn't need to worry about not having enough points.
"Okay, host, ten draws."
When Xiao Tang thought her chances of winning the lottery were high, she discovered that every section on the lottery board labeled "prize" was a trap.
First time: Thank you for your patronage.
Second time: Keep up the good work.
The third time: Unexpected joy.
Fourth time: Good luck again.
Fifth time: Customer, please walk slowly.
Xiao Tang's forehead veins bulged as he looked at it.
"Heh, System, can I choose to crush you?" she asked through gritted teeth, her sinister question making even the usually aloof System tremble.
"Host, please be patient. You still have five chances. Who knows, your luck might turn around sometime."
Xiao Tang comforted herself, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, my name is 'Don't be angry'."
Finally, on the sixth try, the word "prize" appeared, but upon opening it, it said: "One more chance to win a prize?"
Great, all she wants to do now is swear!
Finally, on the eighth try, she received something: a completely black bottle landed in her hand.
"Host, this is the legendary Stinky Pill. Congratulations on winning the prize."
"..." She didn't think it was anything good.
Swallowing this stuff will cause your whole body to reek, and the farts you release will stink for hundreds of meters.
Besides, is that all? Is that all?
She can adjust it herself, right?
After failing the ninth and tenth times, the eleventh time finally brought a glimmer of hope—a prize!
"Congratulations, host, you've won the prize."
A smile had just appeared on Xiao Tang's face, but before it could spread...
Then the system continued, "Complete three missions to obtain three human skin disguise masks."
Xiao Tang: "..."
His smile gradually became distorted.
She wanted to kill this system.
...
The first task is to give the main villain a bath and scrub his back. Of course, scrubbing his back is not a simple scrubbing, but... it has to be done with a loofah.
The system also kindly handed over a loofah pouch.
"Host, I believe you can definitely accomplish it, ganbatte."
Xiao Tang stared at the loofah pouch in her hand, standing outside the Regent's bedroom, bewildered in the wind.
You, a cold and aloof system, are talking nonsense? Do you even know what "ganbatie" means? It's like a system crash.
Damn!
If you use a loofah to scrape your back, wouldn't it peel off a whole layer of skin?
At this moment, Yan Jiu was directing a group of servants to fill the bathhouse behind the bedroom with hot water.
As they passed by, the servants and Yan Jiu all looked at Xiao Tang with suspicion.
They all looked somewhat puzzled.
Perhaps it was because Xiao Tang was still holding the loofah pouch in his hand, standing outside the Regent's bedroom with an expression of impending death...
Yan Jiu tentatively asked, "Your Highness, what's wrong...?"
"Um..." Xiao Tang licked her slightly dry lips, forcing a smile, "Does Your Highness need someone to serve you when you bathe?"
Yan Jiu immediately wanted to say, "No..."
"I know! It's definitely necessary!"
“As a virtuous and sensible princess, how could I be left out of serving the Regent Prince during his bath and dressing? So, I will serve my Prince husband during his bath.”
The word "serve" is clearly quite ambiguous.
But……
When Yan Jiu glanced at the loofah pouch in the princess's hand, he wondered if it was just his imagination, but he felt that the princess was about to inflict "torture" on the regent.
"Your Highness..." Yan Jiu felt a vague unease.
But looking at the princess's gentle persona, she doesn't seem like the kind of person who would use "violence" against the regent, right?
After much deliberation, Yan Jiu could only bite the bullet and say, "I'll go and report to the Prince first. If he agrees, you can go in later."
If the prince happens to be in a bad mood, the princess might go in upright and come out sideways...
Especially the loofah sponge.
Xiao Tang happened to see him staring intently at the loofah in his hand, his smile incredibly beautiful.
"Don't worry, this isn't for my husband, the prince. It's for my new pet pig in the backyard. Its name is Wangcai. I'll have to wash and shave its hair later."