Chapter 105 Chapter 105 Please stop eating meal replacements...

After Li Hua put Azmis on the dining table, Azmis placed the two devices in the center of the table. It was unclear how he operated them, but he dismantled part of the two devices with his bare hands.

Azmis said nothing, but stood in front of the device and worked hard. After a while, he took out a bunch of things on the dining table that were far larger than the pair of devices. No one knew how they were stuffed in.

At first, Jason was planning to learn the structure of the Omnitrix, but after standing there for five minutes, he gave up and turned around to wait with Li Hua for milk tea and instant noodles.

I don’t understand it, I don’t understand it at all. I don’t even understand how Azmis dismantled it.

Jason had just walked towards the coffee table in the living room with his freshly brewed instant noodles and milk tea when a flash of light and sound like electric welding came from the other side of the dining table.

Jason: "...Where on earth did Azmis get such a miniature welding gun?"

Li Hua opened the lid of the instant noodles and said, "Don't worry, it's Gavin Star Technology."

Jason: "No matter how advanced our technology is, we still have to abide by basic laws, right? Does the law of conservation of mass really still exist?"

Li Hua: "Does using a watch to transform mean that we obey the law of conservation of matter?"

Jason: “…That makes sense.” He decided to just eat instant noodles. He really couldn’t understand this kind of technological stuff anyway.

No. 666 said, "The Omnitrix is ​​a Level 20 technological creation after all. It's normal for humans to be unable to understand it at this stage of their technological level."

Jason was curious: "So what level of technology are you?"

No. 666: "I am a product of magic and technology, so I cannot be defined by a single statistic."

"Speaking of this," Azmis suddenly said, "Li Hua, don't even think about using magic on the Omnitrix, especially not trying to change its functions. It could disrupt its energy field and cause dangerous errors, leading to serious consequences."

Jason: "How can level 20 technology be so prone to problems? I heard that before, it was a bit too powerful and it triggered its own self-destruction, and now it's prone to energy field disturbances. Are you sure this watch is really okay?"

Azmis blew his tentacles in anger and glared. "The Omnitrix was never created as a weapon. It's just that some people always want to use my invention to fight! I originally created the Omnitrix to build a bridge of communication between different races, and later as a gene bank. That guy Benjamin used it too roughly. Including this time, he's almost destroyed the Omnitrix five times!"

This kind of frequency is, no matter how you look at it, the user's problem.

Li Hua counted on his fingers: "The dial flipped once, it exploded once, and once this time. What are the other two times?"

No way, Benjamin, you actually have some achievements that you are hiding from your brothers?

Azmis: "One time, when he was ten, he had Gwen use magic on the Omnitrix, causing chaos and causing a huge mess. Another time, he had a fight with my former assistant Albedo a while ago. The two of them also transformed at a high frequency like this, causing the Omnitrix to overload. I had to rush over from Gavin to clean up these messes."

Li Hua: “…”

Jason: “…”

Azmis, it’s not easy for you either.

Benjamin, how many jobs have you ever done?

The two wanted to gossip about the two incidents, but Azmis just said: "You can ask Ben about these matters yourself, don't disturb me while I'm working."

After saying that, he buried his head and continued to deal with the pile of incomprehensible machinery.

Azmis didn't work for long. After Jason and Li Hua finished eating and cleared the coffee table, the seemingly unchanged Omnitrix dial reappeared in the center of the table. Azmis picked up the dial, which was one-third of his height, and jumped onto Li Hua's left shoulder. "I'm done. Take me upstairs."

Jason: "I thought you were going to confiscate Ben's watch."

Azmis: "That's what you said. I never said that."

Li Hua: "But you didn't deny it." At first he really thought Azmis was here to collect the watch or scold Benjamin.

Azmis: “You didn’t ask me.”

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but Jason always felt that Azmis seemed to be deliberately teasing him and Li Hua.

...It must be an illusion. A genius who created level 20 technology shouldn't be so sinister and boring.

Jason: "Has anyone ever told you that you have a bad personality?"

Azmis adjusted his tentacles. "Many people say that, but most of them have to admit they're not as smart as me."

Jason: “…”

To be honest, he wanted to see Azmis and Bruce quarrel.

He had no intention of seeing the two guardians quarreling with each other, he simply wanted to see which of these two tough talkers would win in the end.

Li Hua recalled that 666 had said that Azmis sometimes worked on research with Azmis from other worlds, and that they sometimes even argued. He couldn't help but wonder, "I heard you and your isotope have argued before. Has your isotope ever said that to you?"

Azmis vs Azmis, who will win in the science and technology debate?

“We weren’t arguing, we were just having a technical discussion,” Azmis said. “It just got a little heated.”

Although Li Hua and Jason had not seen the Azmis quarrel with their own eyes, nor had they heard the specific content of the quarrel, they all chose not to believe the conversation between the Azmis.

With this kind of personality, how can we not quarrel?

In fact, this is indeed the case. Moreover, since they are all "Azmis", they know themselves too well and know each other's backgrounds. In addition, their IQ and arrogance are comparable, so the quarrels between Azmis are often fierce.

That is to say, they will suddenly reveal each other's secrets, and they will do so very harshly, often hitting the other party hard enough to hurt but not to the point of killing them, for example:

"Azmis of the Ajitrix Quadrant, I don't think someone who can gamble away the Omnitrix is ​​qualified to comment on my statistics."

"I don't think someone who got beaten up by a ten-year-old has the right to comment on my statistics. I heard you tried to put on the Omnitrix and fight Vilgax yourself, but you were nearly killed and had to have a fifteen-year-old come to the rescue. Is that true? Can I ask what you thought about leaving the thugs alone and not taking on Vilgax?"

"It's true that I'm not good at fighting, but the last time Dr. Contradiction pulled someone into a fight during the Time War, he didn't pull in an Omnitrix wearer from your universe. He pulled in wearers I chose."

"Was that your choice? Speak honestly. You clearly disliked that poor kid whose life was counting down along with the universe, and who had lost his loved ones, when you first met him."

"But the kid finally proved to me that he was worthy of my prized invention. He earned my recognition, his family survived, and most importantly—I didn't lose my Omnitrix no matter what."

"If you consider the Omnitrix nearly stolen by Vilgax and thrown to Earth by the administrators in an emergency not lost, then I didn't lose it either."

"You really didn't lose it. You sold it to pay off your gambling debts! You were even given full rights to use it! You're the only one of us who lost the Omnitrix in your own hands in such an idiotic way. You're simply the most useless Azmith!"

"Stop arguing, everyone. Let me be fair. You're all the same. How did you manage to drive so many assistants away? Can't you just talk nicely?"

"BEN Azmis from Quadrant 23, you're no better. You can't even take care of a 13-year-old Earthling child, yet you have to go to the next quadrant and find another 16-year-old Earthling to help you take care of your child."

"That's better than you, Azmis from the Crazy Ben timeline. Need I remind you what your Omnitrix wearer did? In the end, it was the brat from my world and his mentor who cleaned up the mess."

…

But don't worry, if the quarrel gets too intense, there will often be an Azmith to mediate:

"You are indeed very good and smart. Alas, unlike me, I didn't make Zennith so angry that she was frustrated and then dumped. Therefore, I didn't realize the need to create a bridge of communication between different races and come up with the idea of ​​creating the Omnitrix or similar great devices. Perhaps I am not as smart as you Azmis who have been studying level 20 technology for centuries. But I have a wife. Do you have one?"

Azmis from every quadrant and every universe: “………………”

Azmis, the only one with a wife, said: "So, please stop arguing about whose personality is worse, okay? You all have the same bad personality. Let's just continue to divide the work. My wife is waiting for me to come home."

Azmis from every quadrant and every universe: “………………………………”

Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're the one with the worst personality among us, okay? You keep stabbing your own counterpart in the wounds. Why hasn't Zenith in your world dumped you?

In short, the Azmis always find a way to make themselves mad enough.

…

Li Hua took Azmis back to Benjamin's bedroom.

Maybe Benjamin had almost caught up on his sleep and happened to be a little hungry like Li Hua and Jason, so this time he woke up when Azmis jumped next to his hand.

Benjamin propped up half of his body and sat up, then approached Azmis with sleepy eyes: "Azmis? What are you doing?"

Azmis replaced the Omnitrix's dial back on his wristband, the whole process smoother than putting a pen cap on. He quickly started to adjust the dial of the Omnitrix. "I'll patch the Omnitrix."

Benjamin vaguely remembered that Azmis had said at Wayne Manor that he would come back to patch the Omnitrix, so he leaned back and continued to sleep.

"Then you're busy."

Li Hua: “…”

Jason: “…”

What a smooth way of getting along.

Is this a real example of a straight shot defeating a tsundere?

…

"Azmis, what kind of enemy are Benjamin and I facing?"

After going downstairs, Li Hua couldn't help but ask.

"I heard from number 666 that the BEN universe also has many parallel worlds, with many Azmis. Doesn't that mean there are many Benjamins? Why don't you ask for help from Benjamins in other universes instead of coming to me? Wouldn't it be best if the people in our local world or nearby universes could solve space-time problems themselves?"

Azmis looked at Li Hua quietly: "You will know when the time comes. You are still far from it now."

Whether it's strength, fighting skills or mentality, it's far from enough.

If they knew now, these kids would probably explode.

Li Hua: "Please stop using riddles, okay?"

"Can't you learn from Ben? He never asks questions. Didn't your guidance tell you that the less you know about the future, the better?"

Azmis stood on the coffee table and looked at the paper cup of milk tea next to him which was taller than him.

"Give me a glass of this Earth drink."

Li Hua and Azmis looked at each other for a long time, and were sure that they would not be able to get any words out of this stubborn guy whose mouth was harder than carbon alloy. Then they sighed and stood up to make milk tea.

As soon as Li Hua left the living room, Jason asked, "Can they add me to their subsequent training and team dungeon?"

Azmis put his hands behind his back and looked up at Jason. "Are you sure? You don't have any special abilities."

Jason: "Neither do you, nor does Batman. I don't think the five greatest men in the galaxy think strength is everything, do they? I think those two idiots are also in need of an experienced battle commander."

Azmis narrowed his eyes slightly. "You're not thinking, 'Those two idiots can't handle this,' and asking me to get you a magic wand or an Omnitrix. If I don't agree, you'll try to take Li Hua and Ben by force. Are you just helping with what you can do?"

"What else?"

Jason was puzzled by Azmis's inexplicably detailed question, but he answered it anyway.

"I admit that ordinary humans without superpowers are at a disadvantage on the battlefield compared to those with superpowers. But does that mean I can't save others just because I don't have powers? Being an ordinary person doesn't mean I should give up fighting for others. On the contrary, I will work harder to overcome this. I will find my own battlefield and contribute everything I can."

"I can't say I deserve the word 'hero', and I don't want to be a hero. I just want to be myself. I just can't stand seeing hot-blooded idiots die on the road, and I can't stand seeing people who live their lives die. That's all."

"Of course, I'd be happy to get me an Omnitrix or a magic manual. After all, who doesn't want more combat power?"

As Jason spoke, Azmis didn't interrupt him, but simply stared at him silently. "Even if you later discovered that others—even your most respected mentor—disapproved of you, would you still think and act this way, persisting in your heroic path?"

"I will."

The boy's blue eyes seemed to burn with an eternal fire, just like the green eyes that Azmis had seen five years ago.

So Azmis knew that the human boy in front of him had also become a hero. Although he looked a little immature, he was determined enough.

Azmith: "If your path is not recognized by your mentor, will you hate your mentor?"

"I definitely have complaints, but hate..." Jason said, "Isn't that a strong word? I don't hate people just because they don't acknowledge my path."

After all, he himself knew that his method of unifying the Gotham underworld by becoming a gangster boss and forcibly shaping the order of the underground world with bloody and violent methods of gangs robbing gangs was indeed... explosive in many ways and could not be considered a heroic act.

How dare you be so disrespectful to Azmis?

[Azmis, you can't do this to me! No... I hate you!]

Azmis was filled with mixed emotions. He took the milk tea that Li Hua had just placed on the coffee table, activated the space jump device on his body, and left this universe, leaving only a sigh.

“They look so similar…”

They're so similar, both second-generation assistants, both with explosive tempers and unwillingness to obey discipline. Why is Bruce's second-generation assistant like this, while Albedo is...

……well.

"...I was just a little skeptical, but now I'm convinced."

After Azmis disappeared out of thin air, Jason looked up at Li Hua.

"Azmis is the good alien version of the Riddler from another world!"

I can understand each word, but when they are put together, it makes people confused. I suspect that he cannot speak properly!

Li Hua: "...You still can't forget your Gotham villain meal replacement."

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Author's Note: Li Hua/Jason: When will Benjamin wake up? We need a Riddler translator!

Azmis: What a good child, Albedo, look at him!

Albedo: Look at my mentor! Look at yourself!

Azmis: You are too conceited.

Albedo: Aren’t you?

Me: Stop arguing, both of you. You two have the same conceited personalities.

Original words from the Azmis animation: Albedo, I told you that you can't have the Omnitrix. You are too conceited and will only hurt everyone!

Azmis had previously caused a mess due to his arrogance (the Excalibur Sword), and his realization came after his girlfriend left him. He fired Albedo in the hope that he would be as calm as his younger self, but ended up pushing him to the limit.

I thought if Old Frog (the green Azmis in the main world) told Albedo that he had done something like this before and didn't want to repeat his mistake, maybe Albedo would listen, but that old frog's mouth...

Azmis, you don’t know how to bring an assistant, so why don’t you ask Batman to help you?

【Catch the bug twice】