Chapter 132 Chapter 132 I can’t think of a title

At lunchtime, a sober Bruce finally appeared in Wayne Manor.

When Bruce saw five boys with wet heads and faces at the dining table discussing the difficulty and fun of modeling, whether a food stall chair or a Poké Ball was better, this heartwarming and loving scene couldn't help but make him feel a little warm. He quietly took out an unsharpened batarang from his pocket and stuffed it into the mouth of the Ice Ghost cub who was eager to try the knife.

Many people yearn for the thrilling and dramatic actions of Batman's vigilantes, often overlooking the ordinary and heartwarming daily life that Bruce longs for and wants to protect.

Bruce couldn't help but lower his presence and listened to the children's conversation calmly.

It's not for gathering intelligence, but just like office workers occasionally watching students laughing and playing, old farmers watching their lush wheat fields, and pet owners watching their pets basking in the sun, this can allow Bruce to gain psychological healing and relaxation.

There may also be a hint of pride in "I raised my children so well."

Then Bruce heard his eldest son say, "I just saw that the roof of the Batmobile is almost gone. Do you want to fix it later?"

Bruce: ?

What happened to the Batmobile? Was it eaten again?

Jason: "Don't bother patching it up. It'll be gone sooner or later anyway. Just think of it as a hidden convertible Batmobile."

In this weather, the ice sculptures will melt sooner or later, so it would be useless to repair them.

Tim: "I'm tired of seeing it anyway, so I'll just throw it in the pool later."

Otherwise, if the ground turns into mud and water, it will be so dirty to step on it.

Bruce: What's this, the 108 ways to scrap the Batmobile?

What did the Batmobile do wrong that you are targeting it so much? Is it because I won't let you drive the Batmobile?

Although Tim hasn't done this yet, Dick and Jason, how many times have I pretended not to see when you guys secretly drove the Batmobile?

After secretly admiring Bruce's frustrated and confused expression for a moment, Alfred calmly said, "Gentlemen, making ice sculptures is a long job. Do you need me to bring you some hot ginger tea or hot milk later?"

It dawned on Bruce that it sounded like the Batmobile was still alive and well.

Benjamin: "Thank you, Mr. Alfred, but I don't need it. I just have slush. I think I'm finally figuring out how to make it!"

Li Hua: "Then could you please stop using my staff to pound the slush? You're going to put the crushed ice in a plastic bag and crush it anyway, so wouldn't it be more convenient to use a rolling pin?"

Benjamin: "You were close at that time, and your staff feels really good when you hammer things."

......

Bruce listened quietly to the young people's conversation about ice sculptures, slingshots to launch children, and metal circuit games for young children... and suddenly understood why Li Hua and the other two were so energetic.

During the day, she has to use all kinds of means to take care of the children, entertain them, consume the energy of the fourteen extremely strong Nakfuji cubs as much as possible, and go on night patrol at night.

By doing this every day, not only your energy and physical strength are exercised, but your creativity is also improved day by day. There may also be resentments that need to be vented urgently.

Bruce felt that the next time the old butler, who was like a father to him, urged him to get married or have children, he could use Benjamin's tragic case to politely refuse.

While Bruce was lost in thought, the children, who had become familiar with each other, had already changed the subject. Dick asked, "I have a question. Why does the Ice Ghost give birth to a child?"

Tim: "Didn't I tell you? Ice ghosts are hermaphrodites and lay eggs every eighty years. Ben just happened to catch this one."

"That's not what I meant," Dick said. "What I meant was that the Omnitrix's creators created it to prevent the extinction of species in the universe and to promote communication between different species. It was created as a weapon similar to Noah's Ark and the Tower of Babel, right?"

"Yeah." Jason pointed at Benjamin with his thumb. "And he's Azmis's chosen Noah. Is there a problem with that?"

Dick hesitated for a long time, wanting to speak but stopping for a long time. Benjamin said, "Just say whatever you want to say. It's okay. I'm a transgender mother. What else can't I accept?"

Dick mustered up his courage and said, "The Bible says that the only humans on Noah's Ark were Noah and his family of eight... uh, so..."

"Considering the Omnitrix has reproductive capabilities, doesn't that mean that Benjamin's world's species was destroyed, and Benjamin is responsible for giving birth to the entire universe?"

Everyone: ???

"Dick!" What are you talking to the kid about!

Bruce nearly spit out his soup, Tim was glad he wasn't drinking water, and even Alfred's eyes widened.

Dick: "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't say this to minors. But this question is really... Knowing that the Ice Ghost has already reproduced once, if it is only to serve as the preserver and guardian of the Ark and a bridge of communication, why does it need this function?"

He asked this question not entirely out of curiosity, but also because he hoped that Benjamin would at least know what kind of responsibility he was carrying.

So, whose genes in a gene bank require the administrator to bear the responsibility of physical reproduction? Even if there is such a responsibility, at least they should be notified, right?

Benjamin, however, remained calm. "It's okay, Dick. Azmis has already added a protective mode to the Omnitrix. There won't be any more instances of the Ice Ghost acting on its own instincts and laying eggs."

Fortunately, Jason didn't say, "From an objective point of view, is adding a protective mode to the Omnitrix equivalent to sterilizing Benjamin?"

The three Wayne family members: This explanation sounds even worse. Doesn't that mean that this was the original concept of the Omnitrix?!

They are all vigilantes who are always willing to sacrifice their lives to save others and the universe without hesitation.

But, but isn't this dedication of the Omnitrix... uh...

It feels like the style has changed directly from O Point to the content of some unspeakable literary website!

"Alien species don't have such a broad definition of parentage, not to mention the technology they use," Jason said. "So, wouldn't Azmis, who created an entire species, be a combination of God, Adam, and Eve? That's even stranger."

Li Hua: "Anyway, it's just like preserving hope and an electronic gene bank. If even this isn't there, extinction is a foregone conclusion."

No. 666: "Yeah, he already has a Celestial Race in his watch anyway, so why bother doing it himself? He can just copy the homework and create a new universe and species. This race is just an idea."

Jason spat out a mouthful of water and turned to look at the Omnitrix on Benjamin's wrist along with everyone else except Li Hua. "Wait, what's in his watch? What does it do?"

With such a powerful weapon, you still stay here to participate in the training camp?

Benjamin: "Who? Sounds familiar."

Li Hua prompted: "X Superman."

Benjamin slapped his head and said, "Oh, I remember now. I conjured him once and then locked him up. I haven't heard this name for a long time."

"No, there's a cheating creature like this in your watch, why lock it up?" Jason's hands unconsciously formed a traditional Italian gesture.

Benjamin: "He's useless at a critical moment. If he transforms randomly, we'll be doomed."

Species No. 666 arrived just in time: "The Celestials are a race that lives outside the universe. They have two opposing consciousnesses within their brains, and only when these two consciousnesses reach a consensus can they take certain actions. Even the mere movement of a finger requires a decision, otherwise they'll be punished by standing there."

"And because reshaping and creating the universe is so easy for them, they don't care about the extinction of a universe or a species."

"They're always watching, almost never taking action. Those two members of X-Men—Belicas and Salina—are still arguing about whether to save the dinosaurs from extinction. If there were a major crisis in the universe that required X-Men to intervene, the universe would definitely be doomed and hopeless."

Benjamin still felt unhappy when he mentioned this incident. If he had won the argument and canceled the transformation a little later, the Earth and his family would have died in front of him.

"They are always making decisions, always hesitating, and by the time they make a decision, everything is irreversible. They never really care about the survival of the universe."

If he can't save the person he wants to save, no matter how powerful he is, he won't use it.

It is better for a person to live than not to live at all.

"That's what God is like," Li Hua said. "It's better to rely on yourself than on others. Relying on God will never bring you true salvation."

Bruce looked at Benjamin quietly and said, "But if you become X-Man, your power will be very strong..."

Benjamin interrupted Bruce for the first time: "What's the point of having such a powerful force if I can't use it to save people?"

"Yes, you are right."

Bruce laughed in silence, and understood why Azmis was determined to choose Benjamin as the wearer of the Omnitrix, and why Dr. Contradiction approved of the child.

Benjamin is indeed reckless, stupid, a little childish... and perhaps has some other shortcomings, but he does look like a hero.

He just needs some guidance and growth, and he'll be an amazing hero.

...No, that's not quite accurate enough.

"That makes sense, but I still have a question," Jason said, "Why do those two consciousnesses have a male name and a female name?"

Benjamin: "How should I know? But they do have a male face and a female face."

Jason: "Then why did you say X-Man was 'he' earlier? How can you assume X-Man's gender?!"

Benjamin: "Because X-Man is me, I am a man."

Li Hua added with a chuckle, "Psychologically male, after all, your biological sex and species are fluid."

Not "he", but "they".

One day, these children will become heroes and save more lives in their respective fields.

Bruce was certain.

In that case, let him come and help again.

"Li Hua, Benjamin, Jason, I will start assigning you homework from now on."

Jason: "Why me too?"

"If you want to go to that universe with Ben and Li Hua, you need more training." Bruce looked at the future hopes tenderly. "If you want to ask me why I can find out, I have to say - child, I am your father after all."

So I understand that you are always determined to lend a helping hand to others.

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The author has something to say: Got [Batman's approval] and got [Batman's assignment] xN.

Jason: Fortunately, I have graduated (relieved).

Get [Advanced Batman's Homework]

Jason: ?????

PS: No, the experience points increase too slowly. It will take forever to earn them by just relying on events. In that case, let's learn the theoretical knowledge! Children should study hard! Knowledge is power! Batman, please save the stupid fool and the author who was tortured by him. Use [Bat Homework]! [Breaking down]

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