Li Hua, an adolescent human with a kind heart who met an untimely demise, much like most protagonists in system-transmigration novels, was unexpectedly recruited by the Space-Time Administration af...
Chapter 234 Chapter 234 Magic Boy, No One Survives...
"Looks like you've developed a sense of humor after all." Jason nudged the Highborn Supreme with his elbow. "Alright, call a truce."
"I am no longer the Supreme Commander and have no authority to order a ceasefire." The Highborn Supreme looked at Lyrathin III. "Only the current Supreme Commander has that authority."
Leila Sing III immediately went to the broadcasting room at the top of the highest command tower, and spread his voice to all the evolved people. He announced a ceasefire in the native language of the evolved people and ordered all the evolved people to return to their home planet immediately.
Benjamin and Kevin went with Leila Sing III, and they must have felt the emotion of a long-awaited reunion there.
The rest of the people need to deal with another matter.
After the ceasefire order was announced, the Supreme Being, who was facing Li Hua, said, "You have already obtained what you wanted. Now return my body to me."
“Actually, I really want to change it back.”
It was as if Li Hua wanted to give a polite yet awkward smile, but evolved humans had no mouths.
“But I really can’t do that now.”
He really has no magic left.
Moreover, after the [substitute] card itself is used, it will take some time before it can be withdrawn.
The original [replacement] card needs to wait a day for the replacement magic to wear off before it can be exchanged back. This low-spec mirror version...
Li Hua didn't know when he could get it back.
When he first ran the [Substitute] card, he suffered a social death that was unbearable in his life, leaving him with a psychological trauma. Afterwards, thinking that this card had no practical use anyway, he put it away.
If the situation was not really urgent, Li Hua would not have taken out the substitute card.
"When can I change it back?"
The Supreme Being of the High Race was struck by lightning. He didn't want to stay in the hairy and smelly skin of the human beings on Earth for the rest of his life.
"The slowest is 24 Earth hours, the fastest..." Li Hua turned his eager gaze to the only mature magic senior and called out pitifully, "Gwen, help!"
Hurry up and use your invincible magic to think of a solution. I really don’t want to spend the night in this alien body with no eyelids, no mouth, and no nose!
Gwen, stared at by the giant Evolved Man, put down her phone, which she had been searching for. "Unfortunately, the magic I currently possess doesn't include the soul-swapping spell that the Witch of Spells used before."
This spell was so rare that Gwen had only seen it used twice, five years ago.
After all, no one would put this kind of spell, which is difficult to operate and does little damage, into practice on the battlefield.
When I get back, I will work harder to borrow books from the corpse to fill this hole.
Jason: "Actually, even if I find it, I might not be able to use it. I remember the replacement magic he used was a combination skill. In addition to the swap magic, it also came with a soul solidification spell. So to switch back, I have to wait until the effect of the soul solidification spell weakens."
Azmis, standing on Jason's shoulder, said, "It will be back in 24 hours at most. It's no big deal."
"Of course you think it's no big deal... You're not the one without eyelids. This body doesn't even have hair, and it makes my head feel cold."
Li Hua muttered to himself, but it was clear that he had not yet completely mastered this body, and was still unable to perform micro-manipulations like suppressing his voice.
Azmis didn't react much to Li Hua's complaints.
Not everyone can accept changing their race. The last acquaintance of Azmis who changed his race but couldn't change it back took the risk and ended up in jail.
"Good brother, we will never forget your sacrifice today."
Jason was just about to put his arm around Li Hua's human body's shoulder out of sympathy - after all, the body Li Hua was using was too tall, and he would have to cross mountains and hills for dozens of meters to put his arm around him - but he found that "Li Hua" was shivering.
"Why, you have a problem? There's nothing we can do about it. Besides, it's you who committed the sin in the first place. If you have a problem, just hold it in."
"Do not touch me!"
The Supreme High Race slapped Jason's hand away. The coldness emanating from his hand made Jason realize that his pale face might not be due to anger, but to cold.
Evolved humans like the cold. Although the temperature of this planet has not reached the level of winter when snowflakes are rampant and water freezes into ice, which can freeze people to death instantly, it is still enough to make people on Earth suffer.
When Li Hua himself was here, he had the magic boy BUFF that made him immune to this level of cold.
But the problem is that after Li Hua's soul left, his BUFF also left.
Poor Li Hua's human body, just wearing a short-sleeved skirt and beach pants underneath, stood in this low temperature environment for a long time.
Gwen: "Do you have any warm clothes?"
She didn't care where Gaozhong Supreme died, but this was Li Hua's body. If he got frozen and had problems, it would be Li Hua who would suffer.
The High Race Supreme's lips had already turned blue, but he still insisted, "No, how could an evolved human be unsuitable for the climate of our home planet?"
"If you keep talking tough, you'll become tough along with this body," Jason said. "If you don't have warm clothes, ordinary clothes will do. With your physique, wrapping yourself in a few layers will keep you warm."
"No clothes," said the High Race Supreme. "Our bodies are the most perfect creations, and naturally do not need impurities to set them off."
Jason: ".......What about the robes you're wearing?"
Azmis: "That is a derivative of their body, similar to the fins of your Earth species."
Li Hua: "...Doesn't that mean I'm streaking now?"
He thought that cross-dressing was the end of his social death, but he didn't expect that there was actually a heavyweight!
But the naked evolved humans completely couldn't understand the Earthlings' focus. The pale yellow giant evolved human next to Li Hua even sternly corrected him, "You didn't 'run,' you sat down."
Li Hua didn't answer him, but slowly buried his head in his hands, trying to close his eyes in this way.
...Then he realized that the four red dots on the evolved people's chests were also their eyes, and it was useless to just cover their faces.
But it was true that the other ordinary evolved people Li Hua and his companions had met were all naked. When Li Hua saw them before, he didn't think anything of it. After all, they were aliens, and they themselves didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
But now, inside this naked alien body is Li Hua, a human who is not a nudist. He is really not used to this alien naked culture of being hairless and naked.
There were even several fellow human beings who were not nudity enthusiasts looking up at him under his feet... This made it even more difficult for Li Hua to accept.
Li Hua once said that Benjamin's Swamp Fire was a "big guy without clothes". Now the retribution has come, and Li Hua has also become a big guy without clothes...even bigger than Swamp Fire!
Li Hua didn't really want to recall the ultimate awkward interaction between them and the High-type Supreme, where they stared at each other and wasted their cooldown, nor did he want to recall how he looked in the eyes of others after he used the Eagle-beak Staff to knock the cards back. He was ready to bury this matter deep in his heart.
When Lerazin III said he would record everything that happened today in detail to warn future generations not to repeat the mistakes of extreme thinking, he even pleaded: "Can you delete my part? Look, I didn't do anything..."
He was then righteously rejected by Lela Sin III: "If you hadn't used the mind transfer device to delay time, the situation would have deteriorated further. Moreover, history cannot be tampered with. We have already suffered the consequences of historical nihilism in the old dynasty, and we must never repeat the same mistake."
Li Hua: “…”
That means that the fact that I defiled the supreme ruler of your previous regime and wore women's clothing in court will be recorded in your history books without a doubt, right?
Although leaving one's name in history is what most people pursue,...this is not the way to leave one's name in history!
...Forget it. After I finish this job, I won't stay in this universe anymore. Even if I return to this universe, I won't come to this planet.
"Then can you modify my clothes?" Jason said. "Look, the clothes I was wearing at the time were so complicated, and I didn't do much in the battle. If you must describe me, just put some clothes on me."
Evolved people without a culture of wearing clothes... No, or rather, their official name is "Augstaka Star Atashiya". The Atashiya people have no custom of wearing clothes, and they certainly don't understand the issue of clothing styles.
Lyra Sin III completely misunderstood Jason's meaning. He assured him, "Don't worry, humble and noble warrior, who seeks no fame or fortune. Our combat recorders recorded everything, so I promise you and your companions that we will accurately recreate your uniquely Earth-style uniforms."
There is no need to restore it to such a level!
Jason's smile froze at the corners of his mouth, and finally, under the sympathetic gazes of everyone, he stood silently beside Li Hua.
...Forget it, he won’t come here again anyway.
"Take care, Lenny."
After the space portal was activated, Benjamin and Lyra Sin III shook hands and said goodbye for the last time.
"Goodbye, Ben Ben Twnnyson. We will never forget the service you and your comrades provided."
Li Hua and Jason: ....Please forget about us, we are just people from another world passing by!
Everyone thought that today's social death would end here.
Until they returned to Earth...or to be precise, when Benjamin returned to Earth, they were met with two pieces of news.
Good news: Your grandpa, whom you haven't seen for a long time, has left the void and returned to Earth.
Bad news: Your grandfather and your descendants are watching your video of you cosplaying as a woman, O'Man, and walking backwards through a giant arch!
As we all know, people feel refreshed when happy events happen.
After the crisis was over, the plumbers in Rosolada realized that they had not only witnessed history but also had front-row seats. They excitedly shared what they had seen and heard with their comrades who arrived late.
Mark Tennyson was one of the comrades who arrived late.
After Mark Tennyson's death notice was revoked and the Tiangong Association learned of his personal wish to stay and rebuild the order of the Void Zero Realm and train new people, the plumbers sent him plumbing equipment and a route to leave the Void Zero Realm through official channels.
So when Rossolada issued a request for wide-area support due to lack of manpower, Mark Tennyson in the Void Zero Realm also received the notice of the general attack.
He packed up his combat equipment as quickly as possible, then drove a prison hound beast and rushed to the Rossolada battlefield with his team members to help everyone transport the recovered ordinary people and suppress the half-human beasts who had awakened again after losing the sleep magic of the [Sleep] card.
Mark arrived after the giant portal was dismantled. He didn't have time to use a nuclear fusion grenade to dismantle the giant portal, nor did he meet his grandchildren.
However, when the DNA repair light from the Omnitrix came to Earth through the portal and turned the half-beasts back into humans in batches, Mark knew who was responsible.
When the battlefield turned into a large-scale moving site, he ran into his old friend Pat Liddy, and he said proudly: "My grandchildren have opened your eyes, right?"
"........Yes, indeed, especially your grandson."
Said the old man who had witnessed Benjamin transform into a giant in women's clothing and pull down a giant arch at very close range.
“It’s very impressive.”
"Then you must tell me in detail after everything is over."
Mark didn't know how much psychological trauma his words and actions would cause to his future grandson, and he was only immersed in pride.
“I don’t want to miss any of the children’s growth.”
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The author has something to say: No magical boy survives (in terms of society)
Gwen: But the magical girl is happy (cousin's dark history +1)
Kevin: How terrifying! Is this how the universe next door works?
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