Li Hua, an adolescent human with a kind heart who met an untimely demise, much like most protagonists in system-transmigration novels, was unexpectedly recruited by the Space-Time Administration af...
Chapter 252 Chapter 252 Don’t underestimate our children’s works…
Originally, everyone in this room was stubborn, so Benjamin's words were naturally resisted by everyone, and everyone criticized him for being "too stupid to see it".
Benjamin was also a stubborn person. He was not convinced and immediately took out his mobile phone to google the terms and started the debate.
Who doesn’t have a communication device that can be used to search for information online these days?
A debate competition on the spot to check information began.
Originally, this meaningless and even somewhat childish debate of "I don't have mental problems, you do" and "No, you all do" was just Kevin Jason getting in the mood and joining Benjamin in some friendly and non-serious bickering.
But Albedo, the super-high-level intellectual with the highest academic qualifications and knowledge among all the people present, took the debate seriously after he discovered that these children had actually started flipping through "books" and trying to use knowledge to defeat him in the field he was good at.
So Albedo took out his device that could connect to the galactic network, began quoting search terms for cosmic psychology, brought out his attitude towards scientific research, and began his super-high school-level academic debate.
Benjamin, Kevin, and Jason are from Earth. Of course, they don't understand the academic terms of alien psychology. They all said that they don't understand it at all. Who knows whether Albedo is making it up to fool people.
But as we all know, the most frustrating thing when you are debating with others is not that your reasonable arguments are refuted by the reasonable arguments of the other party, but that the other party simply cannot understand your reasonable arguments!
In order to make these human brats admit defeat with conviction, Albedo, just like he had previously chosen Earth terms to scold Benjamin, chose to break down these academic terms that could support his arguments and explain them clearly.
The good news: They get it.
The bad news: They understood and started fighting back.
Thus, a more exciting debate began.
When Li Hua came back, the atmosphere in the debate hall had become so heated that no one knew what was happening. No one could convince the other.
At this time, Li Hua, a passerby, almost had the words "Best Referee Candidate" written on his head. Of course, he had to ask him to judge.
They pulled out a floating display board from somewhere, and each of them took turns standing in front of the TV and teaching like a math class, talking about academic knowledge that Li Hua couldn't understand, trying to convince Li Hua to agree with their point of view.
Li Hua listened carefully to everyone's stories and didn't immediately take sides. Instead, he said, "Ben also has psychological problems. How can you exclude him?"
Also, although Li Hua did not refute it, he must be sure and certain that he had no psychological barriers.
He has a heart so strong that he can overcome the psychological barriers of wearing women's clothes and being embarrassed, and can disregard his moral integrity and face!
Everyone was shocked that there was a fifth debater in this small room!
Benjamin:?
Benjamin: "How come I didn't know I had a mental disorder?"
Jason slapped his thigh, "No, you do!"
Benjamin usually pretends to be so conspicuous that if Li Hua hadn't reminded him just now, Jason would have forgotten that Benjamin has a severe phobia of clowns, and it has affected his daily life!
Everything else can be put aside for now, but Benjamin's condition, which even Uncle McOle is afraid of, has a wide range of impact, a high degree of impact, and is easily triggered, so he really needs to be taken to the hospital.
Because Benjamin wants to be a hero, he is a thorn in the eyes of many people, and a moment of distraction on the battlefield may cost him his life.
Benjamin stared at Li Hua for a long time, until he saw Li Hua deliberately raised a big arc smile to remind him, then he realized that Li Hua was referring to his phobia of clowns.
Although it was unclear how Jason found out, since Kevin and Albedo were both there, Benjamin, who was very concerned about his reputation, decided to pretend that nothing happened.
Adhering to the attitude of "if I say no, then there is no", Benjamin used superb facial expression management and said: "No, I am very sure I don't have it."
Kevin: "...Ben, I told you the last time Albedo pretended to be you that your right eyelid twitches slightly when you lie. Did you forget?"
Benjamin insisted: "That's because I didn't sleep well last night."
Albedo flung his hands in anger. "Great, so there are no mentally healthy human teenagers in this room, huh?"
Benjamin: "Are you admitting that you have a mental disorder? Don't forget that you are using my clone now. You are also a human teenager."
"I know you guys want to argue, but please hold off. I haven't finished what I'm saying yet."
Li Hua continued.
"Whether there's really a problem has to be determined by a doctor, and there's no one in this room who's a psychiatrist. So if we really want to prove our point, we all have to go see a doctor together and have the hospital produce a professional examination report."
If you look for medical advice through search engines on the Internet, it will be difficult not to get a "diagnosis". It is better to go see a professional doctor!
Li Hua opened his phone and began searching for the nearest medical institution that could produce professional psychological assessment reports. "So, are you all free tomorrow afternoon at 4 pm?"
After a moment of silence, several people said, "I'm going to the car show tomorrow," "I'm going to debug equipment tomorrow," "I'm going to do research on Ultimatrix tomorrow," "I'm going to learn magic from Gwen tomorrow"... Each of them showed off their skills, but no one could say an exact time when they were free.
How could it be possible that these people who had been debating for so long didn't realize something that everyone else had noticed?
I debated with others for so long because I just didn't want to admit it. If I went to the hospital, the test report would be irrefutable.
Li Hua didn't urge them, as he already knew how stubborn and overbearing these people were.
Let’s not talk about Albedo and Kevin for now. If Jason and Benjamin were willing to see a psychiatrist, they would have gone there in the DC universe. Why would they wait until now?
Li Hua put his phone back into his pocket, and when he looked up again, he saw that Albedo had distanced himself from him at the speed of light, and his hand was already on the Ultimatrix, staring at the hand in his pocket nervously like a cat with its fur standing on end after seeing a cucumber.
Li Hua:......
Did the last forced starvation leave such a big psychological trauma on Albedo?
"I really didn't plan on doing anything this time."
Li Hua showed his empty hands to Albedo and explained sincerely.
"Seeing a psychologist requires the patient's cooperation. If you're unwilling to go, then it's useless for me to carry you there. Besides, I can't beat a group of you alone."
Otherwise, when he was in the DC world, he would have teamed up with his peers in the Wayne family to send Jason Benjamin to a regular psychological clinic.
Albedo then put his hand down, muttering angrily, "Talking so much to you kids is just a waste of my precious time," and went back to the kitchen to fill his kettle with water.
Kevin's gaze shifted from the stressed Albedo to Li Hua, his eyes full of inquiry.
The last time Albedo was caught by Azmis, he didn't react so strongly, which made Kevin curious about what Li Hua did to Albedo last time.
In other words, what did Li Hua do to make Jason advise him like that?
Kevin: "Li Hua, can I ask you something?"
Li Hua: "You say."
Of course, Kevin would not ask the previous question directly when Albedo himself was present.
Since Li Hua did not tell Kevin about this matter in the group of five people, it proved that Li Hua did not intend to make public what happened between him and Albedo that day.
So Kevin decided to ask a non-pointing question that would satisfy his curiosity:
"What does 'magic daddy' mean?" Kevin asked. "Is it your other combat mode besides magic boy mode?"
Li Hua: ...
The moment Kevin asked this question, Li Hua made up his mind to dig up some unpleasant scenes that had been buried in the corner of his memory.
As soon as this keyword came out, pictures such as "magic mature man Bruce", "daddy ising", "stamping the criminals' backs with the stamp of a slaughterhouse, wishing them safe travels" and so on, which were too inconsistent with the style of this universe, came to life one after another, circling around Li Hua's forehead and playing the suona!
"...It's like this," Li Hua said. "This issue is very complicated. There are many things involved (really). Even if I tell you, you might not understand. Besides, even if you do understand, it won't be good for you (really). So it's best not to try to understand it."
His reputation in the DC Universe has completely fallen into the abyss of horror, and even the Kryptonians can't pull it back even at full speed, but his reputation in the BEN Universe must be maintained!
"You don't know this?"
When Li Hua was trying to fool him, Albedo came out after filling the kettle with water. Gavin, who didn't know much about Earth culture, said.
"Of course, it's because in this mode he will have hallucinations, thinking of the other person as a child and himself as the father of these imaginary children. Otherwise, why do you think I said he needed to see a psychiatrist?"
The living room fell into a deathly silence, with only the curious "squeaks" of the ice ghost cubs who had been eating melons on the front line.
"Why are you all silent?" Albedo asked curiously, "Did I say something wrong?"
Why does Li Hua's expression look even more distorted?
Kevin, who has been making a living in the universe for a long time and grew up almost in an alien environment after the age of 11, thought of his own unbearable family background. He empathized with Li Hua and believed that Li Hua might also have some story, which is why he developed this habit.
So Kevin thought that Albedo, who had seen Li Hua in that situation, did not say something wrong that caused the awkward silence, but that what he said was too right.
Kevin even spontaneously straightened out Jason's previous warning.
Street tough guys like them, who have a lot of troubles in their families and would never shed a tear even if their skin and flesh were torn off, are extremely allergic to sensational scenes. It would be embarrassing if their eyes turned red in public.
"It's okay. I just like spreading fatherly love. Look, I even took the initiative to become a mother to 14 children, spreading motherly love." Kevin comforted Li Hua in a not-so-good way. "That's fine. That's kind. That's what a magic boy of love and justice should be like."
"I'm not very good at comforting people...but anyway, you know what I mean."
"I understand! I understand it so much!"
As soon as Kevin finished speaking, Li Hua's eyes lit up again.
Great, my reputation in this universe is improving!
Although he didn't know what Kevin had imagined, it didn't stop Li Hua from excitedly shaking hands with Kevin Albedo: "Thank you, Kevin, you are absolutely right! Thank you, Albedo, you are a genius!"
Not far away, Benjamin poked Jason in the ribs with his elbow and looked at him deeply.
So I said it a long time ago, Jason, it’s the people in your universe who have too dirty thoughts.
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Author's comment: Jason: DC mistakenly entered the all-ages genre, and I can't adapt (bushi)
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