Chapter 36 Chapter 36 The magic boy is the magic boy...

"I'm a genius."

Li Hua said proudly as he beat up all the thugs, took Clancy's wallet from them and returned it to them.

"Praise me."

No. 666 said without any emotion: [Well, you are awesome.]

Jason clapped his hands from the bottom of his heart: "Genius, you are a genius."

He hadn't expected Li Hua, who had previously only been forced by him to wear a skirt while shopping, to come up with this plan: "I'll look cool on the outside, but at the crucial moment, I'll take off my clothes and transform into something absolutely stunning! Then, while the enemy is stunned, I'll charge in and fight, and get the first strike!"

"Uh... well, genius. Thanks for getting my wallet back."

Even though he couldn't see the man's face under the mask, Clancy couldn't ignore Li Hua's eyes, which were as sparkling as obsidian and waiting for praise, so he had to join in the praise.

After the compliment, the frightened woman couldn't help but say, "But kid, even though you're very skilled, you should never do something this dangerous again. They might have guns and might even retaliate against you later. You could very well lose your life."

"Don't worry, the magic boy won't die so easily." Li Hua put on his clothes and stuffed his pink wig back into his hat. After seeing Clancy off, he and Jason looked up at the rooftop of the alley.

Benjamin, who had turned into an ice ghost, had been squatting there in case Li Hua failed to stop the man.

The Ice Ghost gave Li Hua a thumbs up, turned invisible, and sneaked into the floor.

A moment later, a doll-like blond "girl," about 5 feet 4 inches tall, wearing a mask and a gorgeously patterned dress, emerged from the alley across the street. She shuffled between the two men, her limbs somewhat stiffly inward, and muttered in a low voice, "Why do I have to wear women's clothes?"

Jason put his hands in his pockets. "Because we don't have the money to buy you a one-time, high-quality replica human skin mask right now, we're going to use the most drastic tricks possible to create a huge gap between your heroic identity and your true appearance. The easiest and quickest way is to play with your gender and appearance."

"Just tell me whether you achieved your disguise purpose." Li Hua's resentful eyes swept across the "girl" in front of him and said, "Be content. At least you look like a girl now. You won't attract much attention when you walk on the street. Unlike me, I won't be noticed."

Jason used the cosmetics and second-hand clothes and wigs they bought to show his amazing makeup disguise skills and directly changed Benjamin's face.

It is no exaggeration to say that even if Benjamin's biological parents came here now, they might not be able to recognize their son.

Li Hua couldn't do it, or there was no need, because the name of Magic Boy had already been spread, and the afternoon's attempt also proved that it was useless for buffing - it was speculated that a 6-year-old child was not interested in this kind of makeup, or the designer thought that a 6-year-old daughter was not interested in makeup, or that a 6-year-old child was not suitable for makeup, or the designer died before completing this part of the function, or something like that... Anyway, Jason worked for an hour and got no bonus at all.

Since there is no bonus, it doesn’t matter whether Li Hua disguises herself as a woman or not.

In addition, Li Hua really didn't like the feeling of his face being covered with some substance. The foreign body sensation that he could feel when he spoke made him extremely uncomfortable and unable to adapt.

.......It may also be that Li Hua has worn the skirt too many times and has become completely accustomed to attacking like a "magic boy", so he is too lazy to change it.

But Li Hua didn't want to admit this for the time being.

Li Hua is not the only one who doesn't want to admit the current situation. There is also Benjamin who goes fishing in women's clothing.

Although Benjamin complained, he took the heroic activities seriously. Coupled with Jason's superb makeup skills and understanding of the chaotic streets, the three of them staged Mortal Kombat in many places that night.

......

As soon as Clancy returned to the apartment, he saw a familiar face: "Oh! Dick, you're back? Did you finally finish the police academy?"

Dick had a smile on his face: "Yeah, next is to wait for the interview at the police station."

"I wish you a good job soon." Clancy put the things he bought on the table and began to sort them. "Will you continue to rent the house here?"

Dick: "If nothing unexpected happens at work—of course."

Clancy joked, "That would be great! If those street thugs could see people in police uniforms showing up here regularly, they might stop stealing."

Dick frowned. "You mean teenager? There's one here too?"

The teenager here does not refer to teenagers in the literal sense, but refers to a group of teenagers who are more dangerous than homeless people.

They are minors, but their minds are as vicious as those of demons, so they are capable of anything. They often gather in small groups. These teenagers, who don't care about others' opinions, may suddenly make strange noises, harass passers-by, and destroy public property. Extreme cases may even directly attack people with knives, all for fun.

If Li Hua heard this description, he might say, "An overseas version of Will-O-Wisp?"

"Yeah, I was robbed at knifepoint by a group of people like this fifteen minutes ago. Luckily, another group of kind kids came and helped me get my wallet back. You could say I saw both evil teenagers and angel teenagers that night. It was a truly amazing experience."

As he said this, Clancy sighed again.

"God bless, I hope those good kids will not be retaliated against and can find happiness."

Dick figured he could fix that problem during his next night patrol, so he said, "I'll do it, Clancy. What do those kind kids you met look like? I'll keep an eye out for them later."

Clancy: "I don't know what they look like. One of them wore a mask, and the other wore a helmet. The kid who beat up the whole crowd even called himself a magic boy. I guess he's watched too many cartoons."

After two days of searching without success, Dick, who had just graduated from the police academy and returned to his apartment to sleep, said: Huh?

The target is right next to me!

"Clancy, where did you meet them?"

......

Benjamin, who had been busy all night, squatted on the edge of the dock. When Jason and Li Hua, who were not far away, knocked everyone out and called the police, came towards him, he finally couldn't help but say, "Red Hood, you should wear women's clothes next time."

Good brothers should dress like women together!

Jason: "It's not impossible. I've done it before when I was infiltrating. But I'm wearing a helmet now. Who should I show the beautiful woman's face to? My helmet?"

Benjamin tugged at the skirt he was wearing, but didn't dare use force for fear of damaging it. He only dared to twist it with his index finger and thumb. "What about this? Why does it have to be a skirt? Can't girls wear pants?"

He had wanted to resist at first, but sadly he was unable to defeat the two wicked companions in front of him with his human body... no, or rather, accomplices.

"Can't boys wear skirts? And you're not wearing pants at all. Aren't those SpongeBob SquarePants beach shorts we bought at the supermarket?"

Li Hua lifted up his skirt, tucked the hem of his skirt into Patrick's beach shorts, stretched out his staff covered in blood and ash from the dock, rinsed it in the water, and said.

"Also, you clearly picked this dress out yourself while we were shopping at the mall, then secretly stuffed it into the shopping cart, intending to have me wear it later. Is it that hard to admit your own taste?"

Yes, dressing up as a girl doesn’t necessarily mean wearing a skirt. This was all a conspiracy between Li Hua and Jason.

"That dress is clearly——"

Benjamin looked at Jason in disbelief. It was clear that Jason had agreed with him to select a few more skirts for Li Hua as backup storage uniforms. He understood instantly.

"You betrayed me!"

Jason remained unmoved. His full-body helmet hid the corners of his mouth that curled up, but it couldn't conceal his joy. "How can this be called betrayal? Originally, Li Hua was the only one in our house who needed a skirt. It's reasonable for you to share clothes with him. You can't spend money on another set of disposable clothes, right? Besides, don't you want to be a hero who saves the world? You dared to face the disaster of the destruction of the universe, so how could you be afraid of a mere woman in women's clothing? Even Batman dressed as a woman before. This is called tactics!"

Benjamin took a few steps closer to Li Hua and said, "Those of you who play tactics are too dirty. Magic boys are better. Magic boys won't plot against their brothers."

When No. 666 heard Li Hua using Benjamin to intimidate the gangster, he said:...Your expectations have really been disappointed. This guy is also a wicked person who is competing with giant pandas for food.

Li Hua even stuffed a telescope into Benjamin's hand with a guilty conscience: "Here, for you, I just found this, and it's luminous."

"Really? Thank you." Benjamin was immediately coaxed. He played with the telescope and said, "Next time you let me wear a skirt to fish, you can, but you must leave a few bad guys for me."

The people he met tonight were all small fry, and he really didn't feel comfortable competing with Li Hua for the experience packs. Besides, by the time he hid and transformed, Jason and Li Hua would have already beaten these guys.

He wanted something challenging.

Jason had the same idea. Relying on Li Hua's [Silence] card, he wasn't afraid of being eavesdropped on, so he directly discussed, "How about we go directly after Black Mask's gang next time? I just heard from these people that Black Mask is planning to open another branch in Blüdhaven. I know this guy well!"

As he was talking, Benjamin suddenly said, "Wow, Spider-Man?"

Jason: "You're traveling through time here?"

Li Hua: "That's right, Spider-Man is clearly in New York."

Benjamin: "Who else but Spider-Man would be wandering around in the Iron Jungle?"

Li Hua: "Cyber ​​version of Tarzan?"

Jason's heart tightened, and he looked through the night-light telescope. What came into view was a familiar sound and shadow—

"Shit, it's Nightwing!"

His parents are here!

"So you can walk between tall buildings? Cool!" Benjamin said excitedly, "Coach, I want to learn this!"

Li Hua: "How did you do that? Do you have web shooters on your hands? Or will the Iron Jungle help Cybertron?"

Jason dragged the two of them to a place where Nightwing couldn't see them. "I'll teach you later. Now take me and run!"

Please, it's so lame to run away from home and be dragged back by your parents in disgrace!

What's more, there is a third-generation Robin in the manor... Jason doesn't want to lose face in front of his juniors.

Jason: "Ben, you come. The white wings of the magic boy's staff are too conspicuous."

"Don't worry, I'm here. My super speed can take us home in the blink of an eye." Benjamin turned the dial contentedly, called up the Kryptonian projection, and snapped it down handsomely, "Come on, Hexagonal Warrior!"

As a green light flashed, a blue monkey-like creature with four eyes and four arms appeared in the same place: "...Spider Monkey?"

"The Arakana from Arakana can eject silk threads from the end of their tails and can walk on smooth surfaces with ease," 666 reported briefly. "This alien is well-suited to navigating tall buildings."

Li Hua gave a thumbs-up: "And you, my friend, you are now the real Spider-Man!"

“…”

In the end, after Benjamin changed back, everyone rode Li Hua's flying stick together.

[Flying] cards, the eternal god!

A few minutes later, Nightwing arrived at the scene and took out a small telescope from the equipment bar. He looked at the white dot that was almost disappearing on the horizon, exhaled slowly, and lightly tapped the communicator button behind his ear.

"Oracle, I saw the gender-swapped Sakura Kinomoto cosplayer flying in the sky... The Magic Boy is really the Magic Boy!"

Oracle: ...Ah?

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The author has something to say: [Catch the bug three times]

In the original work, Azmis said that he had actually been paying attention to Benjamin. He must have known about Benjamin's filming of the watch (he had seen it several times with his own eyes), but he had never taken the initiative to tell Benjamin about the watch. I felt that the old frog would complain to the people around him when watching Benjamin's journey to another world, but he enjoyed watching the show.

【Small Theater】I feel the possible dialogue at this time

Azmis: These kids are just wasting resources! How could BALABALBALABAL do this? They don't even have a proper plan! They haven't even figured out that you can't slap a watch too hard.

Cheng, who wishes to remain anonymous, said: "Why didn't you tell me before? Benjamin's been using the gravity meter for a while now. Why don't you go in and talk to him now?"

Azmis: Why bother? He didn’t even ask me. Anyway, I will give him the master control permission when necessary.

Mr. Cheng: ...You just want to watch the show.

The black-bellied old frog!