Leaning close to Zhao Xiaoyue's ear, "Don't make such a fuss, Master Zhao, a man's first time is always with his five fingers..."

The innocent CEO Zhao blushed so deeply that his face turned as red as a date, almost dripping blood.

It's clearly not her in this or that way, sob sob!

At this moment, Situ Ming was teasing the young woman with a mischievous grin.

Seeing that she looked like she wanted to disappear into the ground, he approached her, picked her up, and pulled her close to him.

"Just kidding, you actually took it seriously?"

After struggling to find the right words, Mr. Zhao finally managed to say in a voice barely above a whisper, "You...you...you filthy scoundrel!"

Situ Ming pressed his forehead against the little woman's and chuckled, "Just kidding, really!"

After dinner, the two cleaned up the kitchen. Zhao Xiaoyue would occasionally steal a glance at the man's hand in the sink.

On the Nth time, Situ Ming flicked a water droplet onto Zhao Xiaoyue's face.

"You like my hands that much? I'll let you play with them to your heart's content when I lie down later!"

You filthy scoundrel!

Who wants to play with their hands?

The television was playing a comedy program, which Zhao Xiaoyue loved to watch, and Situ Ming was watching Zhao Xiaoyue.

For some unknown reason, Situ Ming walked to a cabinet, opened a drawer, and found a disc.

The DVD was unremarkable, featuring a brightly colored rose and a drop of red juice.

"What is this?" Zhao Xiaoyue asked curiously.

Situ Ming smiled slyly, "It's been a while, I can't remember exactly, but it should be a comedy. Want to watch it?"

Zhao Xiaoyue's eyes lit up, "Look!"

After putting the disc away, Situ Ming turned off the light.

The light and shadow played on the two people's faces, flickering and changing.

Glug!

In the quiet environment, Zhao Xiaoyue's swallowing sounds were particularly loud.

Are you sure this is a comedy?

Situ Ming shrugged and stared at the person next to him. "I guess so?"

At the 18-minute mark of the film, the female lead's head fell off and rolled to the male lead's feet.

"Haha! A ghost!"

Startled, President Zhao screamed and burrowed into Situ Ming's arms.

Situ Ming's eyes lit up, and he opened his arms to catch the person, holding them tightly to comfort them.

"It's okay, it's okay! It's all fake!"