"No, no, no! Don't chop randomly! I was wrong! I won't pull him out, I'll just spit him out!"

As soon as it finished speaking, Bai Luochen, whose ribs had been broken, was vomited up. After treating her fifth senior brother, Ye Sisi squinted at the phantom and said, "Hidden head, tell me, what kind of alien species are you?"

What the hell is this acrostic? How could the dignified young prince of the Phantom Clan use such a clichéd name!

"My name is Fusang. I am not some alien species. Oh, I forgot, your lowly little world doesn't have our noble Phantom Clan, so it's normal that you lowly humans don't know us!"

Ye Sisi laughed in anger. Heh, it seems this so-called Japanese bullshit has never experienced the harsh realities of society. He's already a prisoner and he's still so arrogant!

"Yes, yes, Your Highness is right. It is indeed an injustice for Your Highness to condescend to come to our lowly world. Therefore, on behalf of the general public, I offer you the ultimate service that only super VIPs can enjoy!"

Fusang was a little confused. She wondered if things were going wrong. But then she thought, "We are the noble Phantom Royal Family! These lowly humans should be obsequious to us, right?"

His courage immediately grew. The front of his multicolored, swirling body lifted slightly: "Now that you know my identity, why don't you quickly remove this worthless talisman!"

Ye Sisi nodded with a smile, then took out a machine gun and fired a barrage of bullets into its mouth. Oh, it's hard to tell if it was a mouth or not, but Bai Luochen was spat out from there just now.

As she relentlessly fired her weapon, she smiled and asked, "I wonder if Your Highness is satisfied with the Heavenly Thunder service?"

Fusang's vision was filled with spinning circles, and his whole body was twitching like a salted fish that had just come ashore and was dehydrated. He was making intermittent sounds, and it seemed that he was not far from dying!

Ye Sisi kicked it several more times to vent her anger. Humph, it's so delicious! And it's still putting on airs. Let's see how Daddy Heavenly Tribulation teaches it a lesson—no, a lesson in demonhood!

Bai Luochen had almost recovered. After standing up, he looked at the strange thing that was twitching and said, "This thing that can't even be presented to the world has the nerve to call itself a prince. If something like this can be a prince, then wouldn't I be able to rule the world as the Heavenly Dao?"

Ye Sisi gave him a thumbs up, then pointed to the sky and said, "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?!"

Perhaps her words had some kind of magic today, because a bolt of lightning really did strike them directly.

But Bai Luochen not only didn't dodge, he also quickly took out his weapon, which was almost used up, to recharge. Ye Sisi couldn't help but admire him. This crazy move was really amazing. If he played like this, even the Heavenly Dao wouldn't dare to strike him down!

Sure enough, the heavens seemed to be angered, and the previously gloomy sky immediately returned to its previous clear state.

Bai Luochen...

No, he's already prepared everything, how could he not approve it!

So he raised his middle finger to the sky and yelled, "Come and chop me down!"

Ye Sisi was speechless. How did her fifth senior brother become like this?

If Su Jiuli were here, he would be speechless and look up to the heavens. Isn't it because of you that he became like this?

"Alright, Fifth Senior Brother, that's not how you fleece the Heavenly Tribulation. Let's fleece it all when Second Senior Sister breaks through to the Nascent Soul stage!"

Ouyang Yanyu, who rushed over following the commotion of the heavenly tribulation, felt exhausted upon hearing this. Perhaps she should just turn around and leave. It seemed that being with these two troublemakers wasn't much safer than being in the Ouyang family!

Ye Sisi noticed that Bai Luochen's expression was off. Following his gaze, she saw Ouyang Yanyu, who was expressionless. She gave an awkward smile and said, "Second Senior Sister, when did you arrive?"

Ouyang Yanyu's face remained completely expressionless. Her beautiful peach blossom eyes glanced at Fusang, who was lying on the ground convulsing: "Is this yet another new trick you've come up with?"

Ye Sisi explained with a grin: "It's a cowardly rat that hides its head and tail. I named it Hidden Head. It claims to be royalty of the Phantom Clan. Although it's not very bright, it's good at hiding. It's not bad to have it do some shady things occasionally!"

Fusang, or rather, Zangtou from now on, who had just regained consciousness, felt that life was so bleak. What kind of ancestor had he offended? How could he, a prince of the Phantom Clan, have to be reduced to doing things that cannot be seen in the light of day!

Ouyang Yanyu glanced indifferently at her junior sister, whose ideas were rather strange: "What shady business are you planning to do?"

Ye Sisi thought about it seriously: "Like pulling down someone's pants or something!"

Even though Ouyang Yanyu was prepared, she couldn't help but twitch her lips. Did this junior sister even understand that she was a girl? How could she say such a thing!

Bai Luochen was clearly much more accepting; he was only slightly taken aback before asking, "Junior Sister, whose pants do you want to pull down?"

"I don't know yet, but I'll have the acrostic revealed to you when I get the chance!"

The hidden head thought it should just keep playing dead. Are cultivators these days so unconventional, or are all the ants in the lower realms so barbaric?

Ouyang Yanyu was the first to lose her temper, her voice carrying a hint of coldness: "Have you had enough fun?"

Ye Sisi immediately stopped making a fuss and kicked the guy who was pretending to be dead lying flat: "Come on, sign the contract. If you behave well, I might change your name back if I'm in a good mood!"

Acrostic...

Its demonic voice had never sounded so dark before; it was truly humiliating!

"You don't want to? Well, I'm sorry, but I wasn't really keen on forming a spirit pet. I'll send you to your death right now!"

The person who had been pretending to be dead immediately jumped up, his brightly colored body bouncing: "No, no, no, I'll sign, I'll sign, okay?!"

"Fine, you'd better not cause any trouble!"

As soon as Ye Sisi finished speaking, a contract formation took shape in her hand. At the same time, a drop of bright red blood flew out from her fingertip. This time, Cangtou was relatively well-behaved and squeezed out a drop of dark red blood from somewhere. The contract formation lit up instantly and then slowly disappeared into the void.

"You...you actually signed an equal contract with me?"

Zang Tou was genuinely surprised that, given this girl's nature, she hadn't taken the opportunity to squeeze him into signing a master-servant contract.

"What, you don't want to be a demon with dignity?"

"No, no, no, I just didn't expect you to be so kind!"

Ye Sisi grinned and said, "Thank you for the compliment!"